My Last Port (You're Not a Shit Carrier)

Guests who are in shock

''Does that mean you are Alisa's son?? O Allah.'' said Mr. Madan with his eyes closed.

''What is it, sir?? Is there something with our Mak??'' ask Lana to Madan.

Madan closed both of his eyes. He sees a glimpse of Alisa's self in Lana. Mr. Madan smiled but was sad.

''Alisa is your first love, son..''

Deg.

Deg.

''A-what?!?'' shock Ira who heard Mr. Madan's words.

As he catches up with Lana, Ira doesn't see if Lana is in class. He asks a classmate of Lana who happens to know Ira.

Lana's friend pointed towards the park, where Mr. Madan was talking seriously with her.

Ira approached the two old men, when he wanted to call Ira surprised by what Madan said.

He was so shocked, knowing that his Mak Alisa also liked a lot.

''Brother!!'' peekit Lana's.

''What was that?? I didn't hear wrong sir??'' Ira's men on Madan.

Mr. Madan looked inside at Ira. ''Alisa.

''Uh ''eh? I'm Ira, sir! not Mak!'' dispute Ira.

Mr. Madan was surprised, then chuckled. ''Sorry. I see you so much like Alisa.''

''Wait first! What the hell is it?!'' Ira asked again still in confusion.

Mr. Madan chuckled. ''This is it. I asked for your home address! I want to meet Mak, you guys! Because the father's wife really wants to meet him, he said with a sad face.

''Ok! Our house is in a beautiful residential complex, block G no 9. It was our house that was on fire, but the temporary house was five minutes away from the house. Father came! We'll wait for tonight. Let Brother talk to Mak later, brother calm down!'' he said when he saw Ira wanted to argue with him.

''Ok! you must have come.''

''Then we go home, sir! Must immediately prepare all his banquets for the family father!'' lana said so enthusiastically when remembering the two little girls that she liked so much in the sense of teasing them.

Lana chuckles in memory of that. Madan also smiled at Lana. He knows, if Lana really likes her two daughters, let alone the youngest.

Lana likes Lana so much that she cries.

''Yes, yes, go home! soon my father will be home too. Kabarkan to your Mak huh??''

''OK!!'' sahut Lana was so enthusiastic.

After her they both came home with thoughts that wander about Mr. Madan. Lana chuckles at that little, crybaby girl.

Arriving at home, Lana reported that their house will have guests. That's Lana's school teacher, making Alisa drunk.

At such a time, Alisa went blank. Don't know what to do. So he called Ummi Hani to come, as well as Abi Hendra and Raga.

Hearing Alisa's house the arrival of guests, Ummi Hani just went shopping for kitchen needs.

Two hours later, all Mak Alisa and Ummi Hani dishes are ready. The men have gone to the mosque to pray for congregation, while the women pray at home.

After Maghrib, the Guest Lana said had arrived. When he saw his guests coming, Lana was so enthusiastic that there was a beautiful Maura present there.

The first person Lana came to was Maura. Mr. Madan who saw him chuckled.

''Look dear, our daughter has already got her soul mate?'' he said to his wife, while his wife chuckled.

''It's true that they both look very compatible!'' his curse involuntarily, made their eldest daughter scowl.

He was upset and stomped his feet on the asphalt of the road. Madan and his wife laughed. ''Banishing brother.. Lana's not your soul mate, but your sister! Look at! Lana really likes your sister! Although you are the same age as her, but if she prefers your sister, Abi what should??'' tease her on her eldest daughter's.

''Abi.'' his whining makes ummi Aini laugh.

''Come on, let's go in! who has a home is out! Come on!'' tell two women he cares about.

It's there..

''Assalamualaikum.'' said, making someone who was turning his back to the door stunned.

''Waalaikum salam... How the hell are you Lis? his guests have come, kok nak-'' Ummi Hani pegung see Mr. Madan.

Ummi Hani's mouth gaping wide. Abi Hendra finally came out. He was annoyed to see the two women staring at the door.

''Ish... ish.... Why not even bengong anyway?? Who is the guest? to make the two of you become like this?!'' adalah Abi Hendra. He was upset and grumbling.

Abi Hendra walks past Ummi Hani, and sees who his guests are. ''Come sir! please enter! understandably these wives are upset at the passing of her husband-Kak Madan!!!'' screeched Abi Hendra after seeing who her guests were.

''Assalamualaikum Hendra... how are you??'' sahut Pak Madan interspersed with chuckles at the behavior of his former class sister.

Abi Hendra's mouth was wide open. He stared at Mr. Madan from the bottom up again until repeatedly and continued like that.

While Ira and Raga heard their guests coming, out. Raga looked at their guests.

''Pak Madan.'' Lirih Raga.

While Lana laughed loudly, seeing the parents became silent when she saw her guests. A prank idea arises from his gooey brain.

''Sir...''

''Yes, '' said a beautiful little girl named Maura.

''Let's fight the parents!'' take it to Maura.

''Smart!''

Cup.

Lana kisses the little girl's cheek, after which she passes away. While the little girl grunts when her cheeks are kissed Lana.

''Bang Lanaaaaa.

Lana laughs. After that he approached the parents who were still there.

''Hadeeeuuhh! Go inside. ishhh.'' Lana grumbled.

Then he smiled wickedly. ''Papiiii.... Papi's coming???'' lana's cry was so strong that Alisa gasped in shock.

''Huh?? Papi?? whereabouts?? Papiiii, '' cried Alisa

Making Abi Hendra, Ummi Hani, Raga, Ira and their guests look at Alisa's behavior.

Alisa is looking for Papi Gilang. After feeling not seeing papi Gilang, he saw Lana who had been uprooted since.

The look on Alisa's face turned into a red horned goat. He looked at Lana.

Alisa squeezes her hand and comes to Lana. ''You are based on! dare you lie to me, huh?? Want to punish you heh?!'' he said with a voice so furious.

Alisa took the broomstick that was located outside and approached Lana who was already hiding behind Maura.

Maura was confused. Alisa just kept looking at him with a scary look.

Maura wants to run but has been embraced first by Lana. He wanted to fortify himself with Maura as his fortress.

''Basins you bang.. dare you lie Mak huh??''

''Unfortunately Mak!'' sahut Lana behind Maura.

Maura was frightened, wanting to run away but Lana hugged him. Even Lana's head was already hiding inside Maura's long hijab.

''Out you! Why are you hiding! How dare you, huh?!'' alisa Sentak.

Makes Maura cry. Lana who knew Maura was crying was hugging her tightly. Lana's base is nosy, instead of her silencing the crying Maura, instead blowing the nape of Maura and giggling amusedly inside the Maura hijab.

Mr. Madan who saw her laughed. ''It's already Lis.you scared my daughter like that.. Lana! get out of the Maura hijab!'' say Mr. Madan while chuckling.

The usual sight was already his meal every day at school. Maura was always crying, when she was bullied by Lana.

''Eh??''

''Hehehe.. sorry Mak!''

''You?!''

''Lis... You don't want to accept us??'' reprimand mr. Madan again.

''Uh ''eh? Oh . Madan! sorrysorry! Alisa!!'' jolt ummi Hani with a faint smile on her lips.

Alisa surprised. ''I-iya! Ma-mari please come in!'' take her to her guests while bowing her head past Mr. Madan.

Mr. Madan smiled faintly. ''You are still the same Lis.'' cursed, making Ummi Aini chuckle.

''Even sister Alisa didn't see me at all! don't forget? or how??'' he said, making Mr. Madan laugh.

''Come in, brother.I'm sorry I was shocked!'' cursed Abi Hendra after seeing Alisa enter his house.

''Yes.. don't tell me if you??''

''As Big Brother expected!'' sahut Abi Hendra went inside.

While Lana, was still busy silencing the little girl named Maura. ''Sorry.. Brother didn't accidentally Dek... really??'' he said with a sad face, smiling in his heart.

Maura throbs up. ''Evil fly! what was Maura hit??'' asked the little girl still with her lips.

Lana chuckles. ''No will! You dare to guarantee! Mak Abang will not mukul Abang, let alone Maura earlier. You saw it for yourself, right??''

''He'em, '' the beautiful little girl smiled.

''Let's go in! What do you want to eat??''

''You eat what Mak Abang cooks! Is there a crispy chicken??'' ask with sparkling eyes.

Lana chuckles. ''There's! Come on!'' take it to the little girl.

Upon arriving inside, Lana sees the elderly who dwell. Lana took Maura into the room, because there must be Ira and Raga there.

Exactly as he suspected. His two brothers were playing with Annisa. Mira was there too.

His brother Maura. The eldest daughter of Mr. Madan.

''Brother! What the hell are old people? why even secretly an??''

''Uh?? Who is secretly an??''

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