My Last Port (You're Not a Shit Carrier)

My Last Port (You're Not a Shit Carrier)
Arrival of Guests



Those who were busy eating while joking were surprised by the sound of the door being knocked from the outside.


Geck, tok, tok.


''Assalamualaikum Lis.'' they looked at each other. Ira got up and opened while answering his greetings.


''Waalaikum greetings...''


''Your mom is there??'' tannya


''There's Opung, come on in.''


''Thank you sweet boy..'' He stepped in and was surprised to see them eating together.


''Eh, uh again eating apparently. I think Alisa wants to go home so I'm here to make sure sorry yes.'' he said not feeling good.


''Eh Opung, what's the matter??'' ask Alisa.


''No. I think you want to go home because I see there is a rental car outside so come here to make sure.''' he said with batak's accent.


Gilang who heard that his car was a rental car became Cengo. Lana who saw also giggled amusedly.


Another with Ira and the driver, they held back their laughter. Alisa was silent she just smiled faintly looking at Gilang.


''Oh yes no my Opaque is coming guests. Here, the man is eating! Let Opung eat with us?''


''No need to Lis. then I went back first it was not good to disturb you guys are eating..''


''What is Opung is still a lot, it is not good to refuse the windfall.''


He looked at the young man who was very young as well as the middle-aged man, he wondered who this guest of Alisa really was? Like the rich? Her thought.


''From Opung eaten !''


Opung was surprised when Alisa invited him to eat. Not because of anything, Alisa knows that Opung is curious about these two guests.


''Wesss.. Chicken kentaki is a lot of you also buy will Opung then, divide Opung One box only Lis for grandchildren Opung home may Lana?''


Lana who heard it became gawking. Not to mention Gilang, he looked at Opung with his mouth gaping. Ira who saw the two of them gave a smile.


How not, Gilang and Lana are acting like that. This guest is so weird! He was taken to eat, uh asked. If you ask for a piece is okay. Lah this? One box euuy..


Lana long silent with her mouth full of food finally answered the old grandmother's question.


''i-iya Pung may, but not one box.. Brother just ate a piece of Opung instead ask for sebox, here who has it? Is that Brother Pung? So Opung just enjoy it and go home later will be wrapped by Mak Abang, okay??'' lana Sahut.


The one who heard him was embarrassed.


''Abang! It's not polite to talk to parents like that! let's apologize!'' tegur Alisa .


"Sorry Pung, Brother deliberately said that because even Brother was only now able to eat KFC chicken. Lah Opung's? Saban hari Abang see eating chicken kentaki. Tuh, in front of her stall Kak Mila.'' said Lana like not feeling guilty in the slightest.


Alisa glared her eyes at Lana.


As for Gilang, he almost spouted his food as Lana told that to her guest.


He coughed cough, Mr. driver swiftly gave a drink to Gilang. Sharing patted Gilang's back.


Ira couldn't bear to laugh, she excused herself to go back and broke her laughter but was held back while covering her mouth.


Opung feels humiliated by Lana. He was misbehaving and could only look down. Alisa immediately took the rice and side dishes for Opung.


"I'm sorry Lana ya Pung, I understand he just ate chicken KFC this time. Don't take heart, did Pung say his words? Let's eat Pung.?" The smell is not good.


Opung saw the chicken kentaki even his eyes sparkled happily. Lost already his shame. unmitigated he went to eat up to twice.


They all fell silent. Unlike Lana, he was looking for an idea to reprimand the old grandmother who liked to eat it.


Lana propping up her chin looked at Gilang, while Gilang who saw it gave the code by moving her eyes pointed at Opung.


Lana gets a brilliant idea, she smiles sweetly. Gilang chuckles at Lana's behavior.


"Ehm.. yummy huh Pung his kentaki chicken??" ask Lana.


Opung only answered with a nod because his mouth was chewing chicken kentaki.


"Watch where the chicken kentaki have a brother, or chicken kentaki equally Kak Mila.'' Lana smiled mischievously.


Opung swallowed his food quickly upon hearing Lana's question.


"Mila's got no taste! the chicken meat is small not to mention the flour a little bit of the season, not to mention if you eat there must pay the seat stand because of the fullness, not to mention the, this is a big chicken meat full season fit and flour krispi once this .." Lana giggled amusedly at the reply from the old grandmother. He became more enthusiastic again prank old grandmother who likes to eat for free.


"What's the difference Pung?? is it the same as chicken??" ask Lana pura stupid.


Lana who heard him just attacked Opung with her spicy words.


"Oohh.. So that's why the opung came here ? because Want to eat for free anyway...not to see Mak brother want to go home ? means Opung really intend to come to our house because we know we are eating well? is that Pung?? because it's free, isn't it Pung?? should Opung not be ashamed of the guests Brother.New times come sit down, eat! please bring back sebox again! what's his name if it's not stingy! Older people must be diligent in giving so many rewards when dying do not add stingy like nyai Roro Mendut aja!!" ketus Lana holding her chest hand.


The ovary who heard her was surprised and coughed cough up to choke. Fortunately, Alisa quickly gave water, otherwise the grandmother must have been koit for eating chicken kentaki.


'' Basic grandma is old still eat.'' Ketus Lana again.


Alisa who heard Lana's words became flabbergasted as well as Gilang and Pak driver.


They gawked at Lana speaking so wisely as if she was the most poured there.


Not only that, Lana pretended to be stupid after saying that. He was busy eating his kentaki chicken back.


While Opung the old granny likes to eat for free' so it's getting embarrassed. His face flushed to his ears.


"Ehm, um.. Opung is done eating! thank you Lis for entertaining this uninvited guest, sorry if Opung interfered with your meal! again Opung apologized huh??" Opung Say.


"Liss.. Opung went home first and again thank you!''


He got up from his seat and walked forward, not yet in front of the door Lana reprimanded him again.


"Wait for Pung.." call Lana.


"Yes.." he said.


"His KFC chiffon so Opung take it home?? let's get you a pack??" lana added, deliberately insinuating the old grandmother.


"Eh? Oh no, Lana! The open air is full! It's not good to eat, ask to take it home again! It was blackmailing his name, '' he said with a face of shame.


"Oohh good if you are conscious! that's how it should be!" Ketus Lana again.


Alisa who saw him go stood up to the front door. "I'm sorry Lana ya Pung said, understand that she is still a child. I will be rebuked, so as not to speak like that again." Alisa said that she was not feeling well.


"It's okay Lis! yes, I did, Back Oversight first huh? it's tonight.."


"Yes my heart is on the road.."


Alisa stepped inside before Opung left her house. A moment later came the old grandmother's murmur.


"Oh.no the play is Alisa's child, her mouth is spicy like level 10 cayenne pepper. Mak is good! his son, fierce! Was the plan to bring home a box? Because the level 10 bon chili boy failed I ate for free! Ck! the rule is that one box can be for breakfast, but it is not so. Damn my life! just this time I found a kid mouth spicy like cayenne pepper ! Oh, that's fucking me.." His grunts with occasional looking towards the house of Alisa fearing them out.


While in Alisa's house, those who heard her grunts became silent. They looked at each other, until the old grandmother left they were still silent.


After the guest was really gone, Gilang who could not stand his laughter anymore, laughed out loud as well as Lana, Ira and Pak driver they laughed until they let out tears.


"Buahahhahahah..he nagged Bang!''


"Hahahaha. justin om! you're grandma peyot! I love eating for free! uhhhaha..."


"Hahaha.. You know what Bang said? Not good loh.." reprimanded Ira with her still laughing self.


"Hahaha no pa! sometimes given a lesson by grandma Peyot! the old man was also unconscious! asik morotin people are hard!''


The driver shook his head to see Lana's behavior. It's worth saying that Gilang feels at home with this family, his son is so funny like this. Her thought.


"Haha you're great Bang! om's whole life just this time saw a little kid beat a parent! hihi to the shame of his own person.."


"What is not Om, has often seen the grandmother of morotin people like us. Yesterday at the home of his friend Brother, the arrival of new guests eh he was already nongol! Like a psychic, you can know that they will soon eat well ! The brother who was invited did not dare to stop by! is this Grandma? uninvited to come to the place of the person who has a celebration ! many brothers are horrified from the residents here that Opung is already a habit he said, there are those who reprimand him but not disturbed by the grandmother of Peyot. Brother was eager to give a valuable lesson to him so as not to as he pleased come to the house of people to eat, but did not have a chance to do so and when Brother saw it came Brother thought it was time.."


"It is not the intention of Abang disrespectful to parents.it is not the intention of Abang not obeying Mak's orders to be polite to him, it's just that he's a parent who is in the wrong situation, but it's not the intention of Abang not obeying Mak's orders to be polite to him, we must rebuke it in a good way! Is there something wrong with what you said to him?Is Brother wrong to have reprimanded him not to act like this again not only on us but also on other citizens?''


''Abang just want to show his straight path, has not Mak taught you to always do good to people even though that person hurt us? And also if the person goes the wrong way, are we obligated not to show him the right way? Is my brother wrong? Is Brother outrageous Mak? Is Brother wrong? This little brother who was just a child reprimanding him and not oppressing him with the words of a slightly cruel brother has hurt his heart? Brother only means well, not to show off! after all, the grandmother was the person, just look at the intention was really want to bring home if not you stop can all the food from Om Gilang will Mak give him. What do you want to eat tomorrow??''


''Just mean well that's all! nothing more! If indeed the words that you said were wrong, you are ready to apologize to Grandma. But in fact, the Grandma has since come to want to go home we ask for this food, by saying Om Gilang car as a rental anyway! Hmh! just reason!'' sewotnya.


They all fell silent at Lana's thoughtful words, Alisa saw Lana teary eyes wanting to cry.


While Gilang, he was more amazed by the little boy who had touched his heart.


''Who are you, boy? How can you say that?''


💕


Whose son is Bang?


Gemeshh..


TB