Lee Xian, Cultivator of Guyon

Threats to Local Clans

In the twilight light that radiated an orange color in the sky, the village of the Stick Sakti Clan looked peaceful and beautiful. However, that calmness was interrupted by a dark presence lurking behind the lush trees. The Night Cat Clan, the sworn enemy of the Milky Way Stick Clan, had sent a terrifying threat to their village.

Emergency meetings were held in the main hall of the village. The main figures of the Scepter Clan gathered together the clan members, and their moods were tense. The clan head, Yang Li, a wise man with a long white beard, led the meeting.

"We are facing a serious threat, brothers," Yang Li said seriously. "The Night Cat Clan has sent a clear message: they will attack our village in a week. They wanted to take over this region and destroy the Wand Clan."

A young man sitting in the back of the room waved his hand and said, "But why do they want to do this? What have we done to them?"

Yang Li sighed. "This is an old grudge between the two clans, Zhang Wei. They never forgave our past conflicts, and now they see an opportunity to destroy us."

The conversation continued, with the clan members trying to find a solution. Amidst the worry and confusion, the door of the hall suddenly opened wide. Xian, with a feisty face and a cheerful smile, walked in.

"I'm sorry, I'm late" Xian said as he scratched his head in embarrassment. "I heard about this matter and came to help."

All eyes were on Xian, and the few clan members who had never met him before looked puzzled. However, Xian immediately told them about himself and elaborated funny ideas about how they could cope with this situation with happiness and laughter.

No one could help but laugh as Xian described the enemy clan as a clan that had a strange obsession with milk and cats, making everyone laugh out loud. The tense mood in the room began to improve.

"What can we learn from a cat that loves milk?" xian asked, still smiling. "Maybe we can teach them that happiness is important, and we won't let them take it away from us."

Xian has given a new spirit to the clan. They talk about preparing for battle with a newfound spirit, and their plans now include elements of humor and laughter to change the dynamics of battle. The Milky Way Clan felt more prepared to face the threat from the Night Cat Clan with excitement in their hearts.

Xian arrived at the village of the Scepter Clan with slow steps. The sun had sunk completely, leaving the sky in a desolate darkness. However, the light from the lanterns lit by the villagers gave light around the meeting area. He was greeted with a hopeful glare of the eyes by the clan members.

The clan head, Yang Li, approached Xian and gave a salute. "Thank you for coming, Xian. We desperately need your help in the face of the threat from the Night Cat Clan."

Xian smiled and nodded. "Of course, I'm ready to help. Let's discuss our plan to confront them."

They were all gathered in the main hall of the village, surrounded by a map of the territory and a defense plan. Xian listened closely as they explained the might and tactics of the Night Cat Clan.

"We knew that they were going to attack from the east" Yang Li said. "We've prepared defenses along the border, but we need your help in planning an effective strategy."

Xian thought for a moment. "What if we harness the element of surprise in a funny way? I have an idea of how we can use intelligence and laughter to change the dynamics of battle."

"Maybe we can use cat and rabbit costumes to mess with them," Xian said with a laugh. "I'm sure the Night Cat Clan won't bear to see us doing weird dances in those costumes."

The villagers started laughing at Xian's hilarious ideas, and their moods lifted. They agreed to try this approach in the upcoming battle.

Xian and the clan head worked together to plan every detail of their show. They choose funny music, weird dances, and jokes that they will share. All of this would be part of their strategy to deal with the Night Cat Clan.

In the next few days, Xian along with the villagers, including the excited young men, began to practice their dances and performances. They wore cat and rabbit costumes they made with their own hands, and the atmosphere of the exercise was full of laughter.

As the day of battle approached, Xian and the villagers were increasingly prepared to face the threat from the Night Cat Clan with strange smiles, laughter, and dances. They knew that this was probably their only way to change their fate and keep their village safe.

The morning had arrived, and the village of the Stick Sakti Clan was filled with preparatory activities for the upcoming great battle. The villagers moved busily, inspecting their weapons, setting traps, and repairing defensive fortifications.

Amidst the crowd, Xian and his disciples gathered near the stage they had built for their performance. Cute cat and rabbit costumes are ready, and they begin to practice the strange dance they have planned.

Xian spoke to his disciples, "Remember, young people, we have two powerful weapons: our physical weapons and our weapons of happiness. First of all, we must keep our bodies strong and ready for battle. This is a great time for meditation and cultivation practice."

A disciple named Mei Ling asked, "But what about the weapon of happiness, Master Xian?"

Xian smiled. "We're going to share the jokes and humor that we've been practicing for the past few days. When we're on the front line, we'll confuse the enemy with our dances and jokes. Remember, happiness is a powerful weapon."

Xian's disciples began to practice their dance vigorously. Although they may seem strange at first, they get more skilled and start to enjoy the process. Their strange movements are interspersed with jokes they tell each other.

As the practice progressed, the mood among the disciples grew even more cheerful. They laugh out loud when each other makes a funny move or when one of them tells a laughable joke. It became a kind of fun tradition that strengthened the unity between them.

On the night before the battle, Xian gathered with his disciples around a campfire. They sat cross-legged laughing and telling stories. Xian said, "Tomorrow, we will show the Night Cat Clan that happiness is a powerful weapon. We will fight them with our laughter and our dance, and we will keep this village safe."

All his students nodded with enthusiasm. They felt ready to face the battle with happiness in their hearts. The sound of their laughter and spirit became like a spell that prepared them for the upcoming battle.

The next morning, they all wore their cute costumes and gathered in front of the village's defensive line. They are ready to execute their plans with a smile on their face, a strange dance, and the jokes they carry. They knew that their preparations were not only about physical weapons, but also weapons of happiness that would help them change their fate in battle.