Lee Xian, Cultivator of Guyon

The Guyon Heritage for the World

That day, Xian got ready for an unforgettable adventure trip. With his book nearing completion and strong determination, he had decided to look for rare cultivation ingredients to complete his recipes. He wore his bright robe, and his smile radiated with spirit.

His students gathered in front of the school to congratulate him. Mei approached him enthusiastically. "Teacher Xian, we will miss you! Make sure you're always careful."

Xian smiled and replied, "Sure, May. I'll be back with plenty of ingredients to help us all grow stronger."

Xiu, the young man who always appeared serious, also gave advice. "Don't forget to carefully observe the nature around you. Maybe you'll find something you didn't expect."

After speaking with his disciples, Xian departed in high spirits. His first journey takes him to a legendary forest in the area, where it is said there are rare plants that can increase stamina. However, what was actually waiting for him was an unexpected surprise.

As Xian reached the shady forest, the fresh scent of wet foliage filled the air. The boisterous sound of trees moving by the gentle breeze made her feel like she was in the arms of a friendly nature. He stepped carefully, looking for signs of the plants he needed.

Finally, he found a plant that looked just like the one he was looking for. The plant has soft heart-shaped leaves and bright blue flowers. This plant has been known in myth as the "Stamina Grass".

Carefully, Xian began to dig the plant out of the ground. However, when he touched it, something strange happened. A sudden high and rumbling sound filled the air. Xian, surprised, turned to his surroundings and saw the leaves and flowers of the plant spew out unusual gas bubbles.

Without realizing it, the gas hit Xian, and soon the sound coming out of his mouth became high and vibrated like a chipmunk sound. He tried to speak, but the words that came out only sounded like a squeak. Without being able to control it, Xian tried to speak with a funny face.

"O-oh no," he muttered in a high voice, hands in front of his mouth. "What happened to me?"

Suddenly, a group of birds flying above him saw him and was surprised to hear the strange high voice. They gathered around him, flying in a circle, and it seemed that they were following what they heard. Xian couldn't bear to not laugh. This is a very silly situation.

Back at Guyon Elementary School, the students were gathered in worry. Xian's high laughing voice had distracted them. Mei tried to hold a laugh, but couldn't hold back her lull. "We have to do something!" he said in a high voice.

Xiu tried to stay serious, but the laughter that engulfed the school was inevitable. "I think we're all gonna talk like this for a while."

In the forest, Xian finally managed to control himself and stop his high standing. He collected the "Stamina Grass" plant carefully, although his voice was still high and strange.

Returning to school, Xian faced his students with embarrassment. "I apologize for this mess" Xian said, this time in a normal voice.

Mei laughed and nodded. "It's okay, Master Xian. We also laughed together."

Xiu, who could now speak in a normal voice, added, "This is a valuable lesson about joy and laughter. Even in difficult situations, we can find a reason to smile."

Xian smiled, feeling grateful to have such outstanding disciples. "You're right. Joy can be found anywhere, even in the midst of chaos."

They all laughed together, feeling connected by this strange yet exhilarating experience. And with the "Stamina Grass" material collected by Xian, they were ready to continue their adventure in the martial world with laughter that was always in their hearts.

The day of the launch of the much-anticipated cultivation recipe book had finally arrived. At Guyon Private School, the atmosphere of excitement and preparation has been going on for several days. A long table has been prepared in the school grounds, decorated with red and white cloths, as well as bright flowers.

Xian, dressed in his best robe and radiant face, stood before the table with his recently finished book printed. He was nervous and happy at the same time. His disciples gathered around him, giving him support.

Mei, who had helped Xian with the preparations, smiled. "Teacher Xian, I'm sure this book will be a hit!"

Xiu, who was always serious, also nodded. "You have worked hard for this, Master Xian. We are proud to be part of this school."

Xian felt deeply moved by their support. "Thank you, guys. This is my first book, and I hope it will benefit everyone."

As the sun reaches its peak in the sky, the launch event begins. Guests from around the country and other makeshift schools arrive at the school with smiles and fervor. They crowded around a long table, full of enthusiasm to see Xian's first cultivation recipe book.

Xian stood in front of them, took a deep breath, and excitedly, he began the presentation of the demonstration cuisine. He started by concocting a soul-soothing herb, explaining excitedly about the benefits and power of the herb in cultivation.

The guests listened attentively, admiring Xian's skill in concocting potions. When he finished, he poured the potion into a bowl and distributed it to some lucky guests.

But what happened next was unexpected. As soon as the guests tasted the potion, they began to laugh nonstop. Their laughter seemed to be restrained by a spell, and they could not stop even if they wanted to.

Xian, surprised and anxious, tried to explain, "I'm sorry, there seems to be a mistake in this recipe. I'll find out what happened."

Xiu said in a funny high voice, "This is truly a soul-soothing herb, Master Xian!"

While the guests were laughing out loud, Xian immediately went to his laboratory to check the recipe. As it turned out, he had misidentified the materials used. Instead, he used a plant that had a ludicrous effect.

When Xian returned to the field, he timidly apologized to the guests who were still laughing. "I'm sorry, it's my fault. I promise to fix this recipe."

The guests simply laughed even louder, and finally, they understood that it was an unintentional mistake. They cursed him and even mocked themselves for laughing endlessly.

The launch event continues in high spirits. Xian took a lesson from this mistake and with the guests, they shared a joyful laugh. Although the presentation of the demonstration cuisine initially became hilarious, Xian's cultivation recipe books became popular.

Mei, who was still laughing, said, "Teacher Xian, this is an incredible book! We'll always remember this launch."

Xiu added in a funny high voice, "We may never forget our laughter today!"

Xian could only laugh with them, feeling grateful to have such supportive friends. Although there was a small mess in the launch of his book, it only added to his unforgettable impressions and memories. And at Guyon's Private School, laughter and happiness are key philosophies that will always be upheld.

The story of Guyon's Bond School has spread across the country quickly, like a fire spreading through a dry forest. Xian's unique philosophy of cultivation with laughter and happiness has attracted the attention of many. Now, everyone who seeks wisdom and happiness in cultivation comes to this school to learn.

Guyon's martial arts school has become a legend in the martial world, not only because of the martial power taught there, but also because of the values held firmly by Xian and his students. They have become role models for many people about how to cultivate not only about battle and physical strength, but also about soul growth and happiness.

The graduation day of the students was a day full of joy and celebration. On a sunny school field, they gather to celebrate their achievements. Xian stood in front of them, his face beaming with pride.

Mei, who had been the closest disciple to Xian, said in a trembling voice, "Teacher Xian, we will never forget the lesson you taught us."

Xiu, who always appeared serious, added, "You have given us more than just martial skills. You've given us a way to live life with laughter and happiness."

Xian smiled and nodded. "All of you are part of the legacy of Guyon that will be passed on to the next generation. Now, as a graduation ritual, every student should tell you the best joke you have."

The disciples nodded in agreement, and one by one they began to tell funny and entertaining jokes. A carefree laugh filled the air, and everyone enjoyed those moments of joy.

However, when it was the turn of one of the disciples named Tao to tell his joke, everyone did not know what was going to happen. Tao was one of those students who was always serious and rarely smiled. He stood in front of everyone with a serious face and said, "There was a priest, a merchant, and a farmer who walked into a temple..."

The other disciples exchanged looks in surprise. They know that Taoist stories are usually serious, so they don't know what will happen next.

Tao continued in a serious voice, "They walked into the temple, and suddenly the sky started to cloud and rain started to fall profusely."

The students look confused. Rain is not a funny thing in a joke.

Tao continued again in an equally serious voice, "And then, suddenly, all three people were struck by lightning and died instantly."

It sounded silent for a moment among the disciples. They looked confused and did not know what to do.

But then, something unexpected happened. Xian, who initially looked solemn, started laughing violently. His laughter echoed throughout the field, echoing like an unstoppable wave of excitement.

The other students did not know what was happening. They saw Xian laughing so funny while wiping away his laughing tears. Tao himself also smiled, feeling happy to be able to make their teacher laugh like that.

Mei tried to hold back the laughter, then said in a funny high voice, "It turns out that it was the best joke, Tao!"

Xiu, who also laughed loudly, added, "I've never heard a joke that's funnier than this!"

Xian finally managed to control his laughter and said, "I'm sorry, friends. Taoist jokes are the best jokes I have ever heard because of the antics of the way the story is conveyed. It was a heartfelt and unexpected laugh that really made today even more special."

Laughter filled the air again, and everyone felt grateful that they had found laughter and happiness in this unexpected event. That is the legacy of Guyon who will continue to live on in all of them, not only as a strong cultivator, but also as a bringer of happiness for the martial world. And with that, the Guyon Bond School remains a legend known to everyone.