Heroes From Other Worlds Who Don't Like To Fight

Chapter 11: The Explosion of The Witch

A week since the departure of the two employees, Souma was finally able to relax as usual.

Although his lost life has returned once in a while always comes troublesome things especially when an unwanted person is sitting in a chair nearby while enjoying tea and snacks given to him.

Souma nicknamed her a free food-seeking loli even though everyone had different nicknames for her.

"Fuah.. morning brewed tea is very refreshing, this snack is very good too."

"Go sono."

"Treating guests unkindly is a grave sin, you can be imprisoned."

Souma put on a face like a dead fish.

"What a guest, every day just comes to ask for food, even a feral cat is more cute than you."

"What's? I am Undine, a top magician, a top level explosion magic user, people even keep asking me questions in the capital and they ask me to teach them the way of my fire magic."

"Example?"

Souma was still staring suspiciously.

"When a mother came to me, she said, Miss witch please teach me the magic of the explosion my husband has been having an affair and I want to blow it up, a sincere request right?"

"You? Did you teach him?" insist Souma.

"Of course, seeing the determination of the fire in his eyes I couldn't possibly ignore it."

"Then what happened?" Souma was much more interested afterwards.

"She blew her husband up into the sky, it was a nice blast so I secretly watched and gave him an 80."

"Oi."

Undine continued.

"A few days later came another different person who asked to be taught magic by me, he said please the great magician teach me to use explosion magic, I just decided by my girlfriend and I want to blow it up."

"Could it?"

Souma was more surprised now.

"I taught him, and I knew that when I drank tea in the tavern there was a big explosion in the middle of the city when I came to see him dead."

This guy is so dangerous he should have been arrested a long time ago, Souma thought inwardly.

The longer Undine explained the more bizarre the story was, she said that now the capital was filled with people who looked like her, they wore coats as well as pointy hats and said they were witches who took the path of the explosion.

For Souma they even looked like a heretic sect, especially the leader of the person next to him who said as if the actions he did were not his fault at all.

"So do you want to learn your way from the explosion?"

"Related."

Undine sulked like a child.

"I'm sure the person who said it will blow himself up later."

"Where might it be."

Some customers started to arrive and Souma started serving them like a typical shop owner.

He listened to the complaints of his buyers and offered some advice to solve his problems, he was just a drug dealer so beyond that he would immediately reject it.

"Actually I lost my keys, if you can find them, there's a heart hanger underneath."

"Don't ask me."

"Ah, I'd love to find my soul mate.can you tell me."

"I'm not a fortune-teller, go sono."

"My father's missing can you find him?"

"Bodo's time."

"Excuse me my son is missing can you find him?"

"Oi, this is a pharmacist not a police station."

There were always a lot of unexpected things in his shop even so, it was still something he could handle.

After finishing the tea Undine got off the chair while stretching her muscles.

"I've been here too long, I'm leaving now."

"Just go, no one invites you."

"His cruelty, well.if you need to blow something, just call me, I'm ready to do it."

Souma only smiled wryly in return, he did not want to end up in jail after.

"So what are you going to do?"

"I guess I'll stay in this village until the guild notices out, there's still something fishy about that black crystal you found, if it's true.. I'm sure there's an organization that deliberately controls monsters."

"So, whatever you do good luck."

"Good, see you."

Souma could only see his departure getting further away.

Undine's back.

"I forgot to ask for a snack for the trip."

"Go napa," said Souma frustrated.