Sir, Don't You Sick Me!

Sir, Don't You Sick Me!
Overnight with Mr. Mahawira



"Why are we running, sir? And ... Why did you take me?" I asked when we stopped in the middle of the forest.


My breathing is still heavy, and so is Mr. Mahawira. The man gasped, then took a breath to calm himself down.


"Don't ask too many questions! Or do you want me to marry a daughter I don't love?!"


Mr. Mahawira said it as if I was holding him back from agreeing to the marriage. But ... It's true that I don't really agree that she's married to the conceited princess. Not because of anything special, but because I don't want that arrogant princess to be my master.


In fact, when he often played to the kingdom of Rosalia alone, he always ruled me arbitrarily. It was as if he had full rights over me.


"Master .. sure the bodyguards won't find us here? If we get caught, I'll definitely go to jail and be accused of taking you on the run."


"I told you, don't talk too much. I'm getting tired. Let me take a break."


The man rested his back on a large tree. Sweat on the body poured to the extent that it soaked his coat.


I sighed deeply, then moved away from Mr. Mahawira. Intentionally, I wanted to find some fruit that my poor master could eat. But ... It seems that there are no fruits that can be obtained in this forest.


I sneaked into the bushes while continuing to search for anything that could be eaten. Incidentally, one looks to be jumping around. Although feeling sorry for the cute animal, but inevitably this is the last choice for me.


I decided to catch the rabbit. Unfortunately, it gets into the thickets that are hard to reach. I tried to see where the rabbit was hiding, but when a little more of my body could pass through the bushes, a snake seemed to be eating me.


I screamed because I fell backwards. I used a tree branch I found around to drive the snake away. But unfortunately, he couldn't make it go away.


"Please!" I cried out hoping someone would come to the rescue.


The snake was getting closer and preparing to be wrapped around my body. I closed my eyes. For a few seconds, nothing happened. To my surprise, I opened both eyes.


"Dead you snake! Die you!"


I saw Mr. Mahawira slamming the five-meter-long snake so easily. Last time, the man twirled the snake in the air, then threw it high.


"Just disturb! Go you far! And don't ever bother him again."


I flinch at the courage of Mr. Mahawira. In my eyes, he was like a savior prince. Unfortunately ... I'm not the princess like the one in the fairy tale.


"You okay?" His hand was extended by Mr. Mahawira to help me stand up.


"-it's okay," I replied as I grabbed the man's hand and stood up.


"You can't be quiet?! If I don't order you anything, you don't go away!"


The man looked extremely angry and was constantly nagging. I also just bowed while hearing his chatter.


"Pardon me" I said occasionally.


"alright. Now we have a way to find food. I'm so hungry."


Mr. Mahawira took a leisurely step, meanwhile I followed him from behind.


"Actually .. I was also looking for food, sir. But, I did not find any fruits in this forest."


"You don't have to do it alone."


"Am I not your servant, sir? It's my duty to serve sir."


Mr. Mahawira stopped stepping. He turned around, then looked at me. However, I turned my gaze in any direction because I was completely unable to return that gaze.


"Then, why don't you when I ask you to come with me to bed?" asked Mr. Mahawira while shaking his waist and leaning his head in front of my face.


"That's because .. because ... T-Master is not s-husband .... Sorry, I'm not worthy, sir. It's inappropriate for a servant to accompany his master to sleep."


Mr. Mahawira threw away a glance, then said, "It's so sick. I really don't like the rules of these nobles. I want to be free, you know? I want to be free and be a normal person! Like you!"


"Why do you want to be an ordinary person? It's not good to be an ordinary person, sir. Your life is already luxurious, anything you want can be accomplished easily."


"Enak?!" The man frowned. "What's so good? Marriage is determined by rules, activity is restricted, eating should not be arbitrary. Is that what you mean by good living? Don't make me laugh!"


I was silent to hear Mr. Mahawira's words. Perhaps the man was indeed fed up with all the rules of the noble people's world as he said.


"Pardon me, sir. I ... do not mean—"


"Yes .. that's it. Come on, let's continue the journey."


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"You go there, and I'll keep the rabbit here."


After getting the order, I walked west, settling down from a distance unknown to the rabbit we were hunting. While Mr. Mahawira was ready with the weapons he had made from the tree branch. It just so happened that the man always carried a small knife and slipped it around his waist.


The rabbit had yet to realize my presence which had managed to arrive behind him. I keep sinking. Because it eats too voraciously, maybe the rabbit doesn't care about the surroundings. This is a good opportunity for me.


I was guarding the rabbit, when it was about to catch him, he ran. Fortunately, Mr. Mahawira was ready with his weapon. The man threw a tree branch that he had sharpened like an arrow or a spear.


I saw Mr. Mahawira smiling happily. So was I who was very happy while screaming with excitement.


I set foot and took the dying rabbit. "Sorry, yes, Mr. Rabbit. We had to do it because we were so hungry" I said, stroking the rabbit's head.


"Bring the rabbit here!" shouted Mr. Mahawira. As usual, the man would not stop shouting before I fulfilled his wish.


"Okay, sir," I said a little annoyed.


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"This is for you, and this, a big one for me."


Mr. Mahawira gave one part of the rabbit's thigh that had been burned for me, while the rest for himself. Basic selfish.


Mr. Mahawira is very fond of eating rabbit meat, even though the rabbit is not so big. However, it is very sorry, Mr. Mahawira. Just yesterday it was a good life, eating without the need to hunt or do it yourself.


"Why don't you eat? You full?"


Mr. Mahawira wastes my delusion about him. I love watching him eat. I don't want to be disturbed when I watch him eat.


I stared at the rabbit meat in my hand. Come to think of it, I'm not so hungry.


"Make Master," I said, brandishing the rabbit's flesh.


"You kidding me?"


"No, Mister. I'm full."


"Whoof? When have you ever eaten? Didn't you stay with me this morning?"


"It's okay, later I look for fruits that can be eaten. I really don't have an appetite."


"You're not lying to me, are you?"


I nodded quickly. For a moment Mr. Mahawira stared at the rabbit meat I was holding, then took it and continued to eat it.


I was so happy to see him so greedy that I didn't realize I was smiling so widely.


"We'll spend the night here. Today we rest, only the next day we go to the neighboring country."


"What are we going to do there, sir?"


"Living quietly. I want to be an ordinary person. Maybe I can get a job there."


"What if people recognize you?"


"No one will recognize me. You take it easy."


I nodded slowly.


After the food ran out, Mr. Mahawira said he was sleepy. Therefore, he immediately laid himself down on a banana leaf that was completely smaller than his body. He used the stone as a pillow. It's very unfortunate, my lord.


I'm quite far from Mr. Mahawira. Before I fell asleep, the man gave me his coat to make me a blanket. At the moment, his body is shivering with cold.


I could not bear to see him sleeping and cold like that so I got up and gave his coat back.


"What are you doing?" mister Mahawira asked suddenly as I tried to cover her body with a coat.


I was silent and trying to think of an excuse. "T-Master needs it more."


"Are you stupid?! I'm a man. The cold doesn't make me sick, sleep wherever I'm comfortable. And you?"


"Pardon me, sir."


When I looked down, I felt a hand grab me. Mr. Mahawira.


"Then we divide the two. We sleep together."


Although not large enough, but a thick coat made of bear skin was able to warm us.


"Now sleep. I'm not going to face back. Don't be afraid, I won't do anything weird to you either."


We slept on each other's backs. However, it was able to keep me awake long enough to be engrossed in listening to the sound of Mr. Mahawira's breath. It looks like he's very tired.


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When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was Mr. Mahawira's face. So close, I felt her breathing puff out in front of my face. Moreover, he stared in wonder.


"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh!" I cried out in surprise, especially when I saw my hands curled around his body.


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