Festive Collection

EPS 62'S. DIET ENDS BARS

his views are poignant, Joe is a student who can be said to be a weight loss maniac, who regulates a healthy diet and a strict diet - a variety of right. The days he filled with the consumption of foods full of low-calorie nutrition, plus with a heart that did not enjoy. Joe does not realize that he was not born thin, his parents were fat, almost all of his children were fat, except for one person, Alex, the humorous distended.

But Joe believes in the motivation of the multilevel business seminar he had 5 months ago, “nothing is impossible”, “if you want to achieve what you want”, , and “success young age”, of course success for Joe is successful in losing weight, what makes Joe never succeed is the appetite is as big as the body, the, indeed he ate vegetables, with a very large portion.

One day he read an article “Laughter can burn fat” and very seriously responded, Joe is the same as his parents, shabby with a fatty face - hard to make laugh. But the day he read the article was the day he was reborn. Joe becomes a person who is easy to laugh, even when someone speaks seriously (at that time Joe received caci maki), Joe's changing attitude certainly invites various interpretations from the community, and the, and dominated by the view that he had gone mad.

A little but sick, Joe was slowly ignored, his friends often looked at him as he tried to talk funny things, only responding in the form of a smile full of sympathy, the family of Joe slowly began to ignore him, he said, and when Joe weighed his body, finding his weight had only reduced slightly, a few ounces, he increased the intensity of his ‘work’.

Until one morning, the family was no longer strong and reported Joe to the Mental Hospital in the city center, and the afternoon came a black avanza to Joe's house, brought five mental doctors (joe's parents had said before that Joe was big and liked to fight) and dragged Joe into the car, even Joe keeps laughing because one of his motivations in this laughing exercise is “positive viewing of everything”, story short, Joe must stay for an undetermined time behind bars painted white, walking in destiny, destiny to be with other residents who also do the same ‘likan’.

And when they arrived at the downtown RSJ, the avanza was parked right in front of the entrance, Joe was being herded like a prisoner, as soon as he got inside, everyone was shocked, with ‘inikah dajjal's damned face’ Joe glanced furiously around, like a bull facing a matador, his handcuffed hands shaking, the doctors who herded him began to worry, and, the boy was exactly what his parents said - the opponent.

The doctors who herded Joe began to speed up his steps towards cell room number 3 on the left end, near the stairs, which under his number read ‘no need to wait for miracles to heal’, the handcuffs are getting vibrating, the, it makes a crunching sound that draws attention to the front door, as if there will be a possessed.

The security guard with bowl-hair, who kept the front door rushing towards the doctors who were with Joe, ran epicly, because for almost 1 year he worked he was almost never used to secure - there are other guards more authoritative for it, he said,

“Let me go! I'm not a lunatic!” Shouted Joe as if he had just woken up from hypnosis, how could he not know until he had to be in front of the cell door,

“Quiet-quiet, calm-quiet” one doctor massage Joe's arm with almost professional,

The security guard has arrived, Joe feels like he is being asked, finally the anger meter has reached its limit, Joe somehow, and in front of the judge the doctors will testify, he said,

The peace that is usually in the afternoon RSJ, lost in an instant replaced by a tense boisterous, alarm sounds, one person in the reception room hastily pressed the number on the phone on the table, he said, the patients in the basement brought themselves closer to the bars, lying with scared faces but they enjoyed it a lot.

The bowl-hair guard immediately strangled Joe from behind, and Joe responded immediately, with reflexes and strength, built from at least a few months of a strict (and healthy) diet, making a big body is not only big stupid, but big healthy in every muscle there is the power of expensive food nutrition. Joe immediately overturned the security guard to the front, the body of the security guard who had been hanging behind Joe crashed hard on the floor.

The security guard, the face of ‘bule’nya reddened, his eyes look up once, until only white is seen in his round eyes, spasm-spread, and his chest is blooming, just like wanting to make a fart-like sound from his back that was stuck on the floor. The doctors hesitated in the rush that seemed to take steady action - but did nothing.

One, two doctors fell with one push, only two men who were afraid to stand up and chose to pretend to be dead, but Joe's wide eyes were still focused on one doctor, running towards the front door, Joe rushed after him, slowly.

Police: Did he catch up with you?

Doctor: No, I ran towards the big street, and kept running while occasionally turning towards the hospital, there Joe, still standing outside by the door, his head turned in all directions coldly.

Police: Well, sir, thank you, now you can go out that door over there.

Doctor: T-t-thank you sir, if you may know, have you ever heard the name Joe? How to know, how to know this, he had committed a criminal act.

Police: (hold steady) we're all Joe's brothers, let's get that guy at the door waiting for the doctor with his baseball bat, please.