Fear of Falling in Love

A Lifetime Jomlo? No Way's! (Gibriel Alexander)

I dropped my ass on the chair. Both of my elbows touch the table, keep my palms touching my chin. To complete the appearance I sing lips five centi. Can you guess if people like this again what? Yes, it is true that people if again kayak gini means again bete. Just until college there is already aja that makes me work.

Before I entered the lecture hall, I was hit by a girl. Luckily the girl didn't hit me in the car.

Actually that girl is pretty. His face was oval, his eyes were narrow, his skin was smooth white and most importantly his lips were thin rather reddish that way. The girl's lack is only one, she can't keep her mouth. When I do not want to know him, he even doain me who is not good. Do it gini, “Gue doain no girl wants to be the same lo and you will be single for life!”

I remember the prayer of that girl. Amit-amit jabang baby. Singles for life? No way! I won't let that girl's prayer come true. But how is it going? The only way I can't be single for life is to find a replacement for Helena. I swore I would never fall in love with a girl. A relationship without love is like eating soup without salt. It feels bland and not good.

“Arrrghh .. The cursed love oath tormented me!” my screams are in my heart.

Suddenly I felt a girl's soft hand touch my shoulder. “Hai, you are Gibriel Alexander the author You Are My Love is not it?” sounds of girl voices. The source of his voice is behind me. I look back.

Gluey!

I swallowed spit. There were fifteen more girls lined up neatly like people who were queuing up to buy tickets to watch the ball. “Eh, answer dong. You're Gibriel Alexander the author You Are My Love, right?” the girl wearing pink clothes repeated her question. It's beautiful, but the body's like Pretty Asmara.

“I-iya... Gue Gibriel Alexander,” said I staggered.

“Wah, I just bought your novel. Lo cool novel. I asked for a signature and photo together lo dong!” said the girl wearing a light blue t-shirt.

“Iya, I also ask for a signature and photo together lo,” say to fourteen girls simultaneously.

I am looking at horses. Get up from your seat and start counting. On the count of three, I went outside. I swear, their horror is so much more horror than the words of the girl who hit me this morning.

15 Minutes later.

I feel safe starting. Safe from chasing girls. “Hosh .. Hosh!” I catch my breath breathing. Sweat also began to pour. Now I feel like I'm famous. I swear, tired of being chased by people. Though just become a writer and pursued by a girl who wants to ask for a signature plus a photo together how to ntar if pursued by paparazzi? I know that I will not send a manuscript to a publisher.

Uh, wait where am I now? I try to observe the stuff around. In front of me were four white painted doors and to my right was a sink plus a large glass. I'm not wrong now I'm in the school toilet. I am thankful that God wants me to go into this toilet. This toilet is the safest place to catch a girl. They dare to go to the toilet.

Suddenly my eyes caught an object in the wetafel It really caught my attention. Karen Ague was curious, I approached that thing. It turned out that it was just a hat, glasses, fake hair and a fake mustache.

My face turned bright. I just found a brilliant idea. The idea of utilizing the four objects in the sink to avoid the girls. The toilet seat again deserted quickly I put the four things on my body. In an instant, my appearance changed completely.

I am tickled myself, looking at my new face in the mirror. I swear, my face is ugly and funny. But it's okay to be ugly which is important my life is calm without chasing girls.

I got out of the toilet relaxed. Many eyes were staring at me with strange eyes but they could not recognize me at all. Where am I good now? Going back to class is impossible. They will be suspicious. Ah, mending me to the soto stall that is behind the campus. My stomach has been rumbling about running a marathon. After eating, go to the book store again.

“Warung Soto, I am coming.”

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“Kak, where are you?” out of Ask Vindy. He welcomed my return with a sour face. I just got home, I was asked all sorts of things. Well, so confused to answer Vindy's question.

“Kak, how are you even dumb? Answer my question! Where are you running out of?” Vindy repeated her question again.

“A-anu I ran out of campus,” said I lied. I can't possibly tell Vindy that I ran out of the bookstore and skipped college. Could nag. Vindy is the exact same nature as my late mother, very fond of nagging.

“Udah don't lie to me. I know that you skipped college.”

“Yes you know. I went to your class but said your friend today you missed college. Yes, my brother bertar again lo graduation if you skip continue ntar do not pass how? I report to the family lawyer only time yes let you diligently lecture.” Vindy nags mercilessly. Where to go to the family lawyer again. I can get away with it if I go to a family lawyer. My finances and Vindy's currently arranged the same as my family's lawyer. If the family lawyer knows I like truancy, it could cut my monthly money.

I put on a hard look. “Please, Vind lo don't worry about this to the family lawyer. I was truant because there was a strong reason.”

“The only strong reason you skipped college is lo malls.”

“Not because of males. Lo sotoi deh.”

“Continue because what try?”

“Nih, I tell you. I was on campus, just sitting in class eh already many girls call me for views and photos together. I'm goosebumps Vindy, I've pulled it out of class.”

Vindy's eyes are round. “Serious?” A moment later his face turned bright. “Yes, my efforts succeeded.”

“Usaha what?”

Vindy didn't answer my question. He gave me a paper. “Try to read the writing on this paper. Cool is my effort?” I grabbed the paper that Vindy gave me. My eyes widened to see the writing on the paper.

Come on, On buying my brother's novel, Gibriel Alexander the title of his novel You Are My Love. If you buy a novel, you can get a signature plus a photo together. If you are a single girl, she is under 25 years old and will be pedekate-in my sister. Come on, attack the novel in my nearest store.

I put on a wrathful face. “Vindy lo what the hell? Shame me! Do you think I do not do it so promoted how to start?” Now I'm the one behind nagging him.

Vindy was silent. Within seconds, he took out his flagship weapon. Especially try it besides her tears? “Kak, sorry Vindy huh? Vindy didn't mean it. Vindy's intention is to help her promote a new novel and find a replacement for Helena. Hiks ..”

Seeing Vindy's tears I feel guilty for nagging her. I hugged Vindy. “Cup ... Cup .. Cup, do not cry anymore? I'm not angry. I'm just in shock. Tomorrow you tell your friends if I don't find another girl.”

“Loh how is that? Not that brother is a writer whose goal is to make Helena nyelihin brother?”

“It was. Now the situation has changed.”

Forehead Helena wrinkled, “I mean?”

I whispered something into Helena's ear. Whispering about the oath I made on Segarra beach. “Ztt ….Blalala..”.

“What? Are you seriously saying that oath?”

I nodded. “How do you think Vin?”

“I think you took the oath you made. A writer cannot behave like a reader. Those who make writers exist.”

“Gue lick spit yourself dong?”

“It can be like that. Don't you want to be single for life? Options are in the hands of lo.” After saying that Vindy passed from before me. And he went to his beloved room.

I was still silent at the thought of Vindy's words. True too, said Vindy, as a writer I can not behave like that readers. Those who make my work. “Should I revoke my oath?” I had to pray Istikharah first to make a choice.

Ah,do. I'd better get in the room and sleep a little. My body is tired. A day out running a marathon because pursued by female readers.