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Funny Words Seduction PDKT
He said that if it rains often it can make someone get washed away, if I am now being swept away in your love.
I'm willing to be a grasshopper as long as you're the butterfly. Then we'll have rice lunch at night and drink milk.
I know we're not the same age, but I want a lifetime with you.
Since you know him, he wants to keep learning. Learning to be the best.
Japanese make robots. Germany makes cars. You make kangen.
If you're a guitar string, I don't want to be the guitarist because I don't want to kill you.
I'd like to be arrested by the police on charges of stealing your heart.
Sunday is weekend but if our love will never end.
What snack is the best? Fully owned you.
I'm without you like an ambulance without uwiw uwiw.
Hearing you fart I was happy.
My love for you is like debt. Initially small, didiemin, tau-tau gede itself.
If told to forget you, I'll go to the village first. Request a certificate of inadequacy.
Joglo house is in Jogja, if you are still in the news.
The longer the chair the more antique, the longer the more beautiful you are.
Japanese make robots. Germany makes cars. You make kangen.
I want us to be like flip-flops because there are only two, there is no such thing as a third person.
If the count is one to ten, my love is quite number two, which is a very dual.
You are like salt in the ocean, invisible but forever.
Despite being skinny, you are the toughest thing that is in my heart.
My love for you is like a train tire, never deflated.
Look at my garden full of flowers, look at you I'm blossoming.
Is this the name of the spice of love, because every time you nyuapin I ketela taste like cheese.
The shooting at Freeport happened again. Two people were killed in the shooting. At first, the police thought that the car was OPM, it turned out that when traced not from OPM, but a filming project EPEN KAH which one of the actors wanted to shoot his friend's bird turned stray about the car.
Knowing his mother was about to cut a chicken, a child reported a premeditated murder to the police.
A pair of brides-to-be were rushed to RS, allegedly during their flush event using boiling hot water.
PATROL!! PATROL!!! A Young Man Raped in a Women's Toilet.
News: do not accept to say basket eyes, this young man replaced his eyes with baskets.
DPR member Arifinto was caught watching BOKEP video during the DPR plenary meeting. His own partner was angry. Apparently after being traced, his partner was angry because he was not invited to watch together.
Sadist! suspecting his wife is cheating, a husband must pour hot water into his coffee cup.
On the grounds of Bhinneka Tunggal Ika, a reckless man entered the female toilet.
Sakidi resident Sumenep jawatimur this afternoon was buried, the victim died due to the fall of an angel from the sky and now the nymph is still safe at the police station.
Fires broke out in the MORGUE, 12 caught fire, 23 escaped, and 1 confused (who read this news).
Allegedly the cause of congestion, the sleeping police were awakened by residents.
This morning, a young man was rushed to the hospital due to vomiting2 because he was standing in front of a mirror.
Too Often Blamed, Black Goat Demo Demands Change of Hair Color.
Julia Perez tried to eat seven flowers as well as the bouquet and bucket because she wanted to follow in Suzanna's footsteps.
Tragically, a single person falls into the abyss of the past and is buried with memories.
A girl is found unconscious due to the rubble of mass memories along with her ex.
Afraid of his wife's miscarriage again, Saipul Jamil performs masturbation in a public bathroom (Yahoo OMG)
The price of sembako has started to crawl up, is expected to be able to walk and can run next year.
A student wants to immediately complete his studies up to S3, because he wants to follow in the footsteps of SAMSUNG who has reached S5.
Raffi Ahmad collapsed on stage, allegedly someone had thrown him in the clothesline.
A young man suffers minor injuries after falling in love.
Indonesian cinemas stopped showing Hollywood movies due to very expensive taxes. Forced cinemas to temporarily close until an unspecified time, and converted as funerals (OMG).
