Diversions

Funny

"Regard both your parents, they managed to graduate from school without Google's help."

"Don't be arrogant if you're a boss. In the market, a 10 thousand diobral bettor can."

"My fake plant died because I didn't pretend to water it." - Mitch Hedberg

"From there to here, and from here to there, funny things are everywhere." - Dr. Seuss

"Life is shaped by your dreams. So stop wasting time and go to sleep."

"I don't like violence. But, it doesn't matter if I get hit with luck."

"People say that beauty is relative, but I say that beauty depends on the location of the camera and the intensity of the light."

"For those of you who like insomnia: insomnia has a positive side that is better than can not be awakened."

"In life, multiply your thoughts and remembrance in order to live a quiet and peaceful life, happy lunch, do not forget to pay!"

"I have to work hard, because I realize the installment has not paid off."

"Before marrying someone, try to make them use a computer with a slow internet connection to see who your candidate really is."

"The best makeup for women is its ambition. But, cosmetics are easier to buy."

"I have to work hard, because I realize skincare girl is expensive."

"Oh my God, if he's not my soul mate, please remove the word no from this life."

"The courtship is the same as the parking attendant, not necessarily 'Keep... Keep going...' There must have been a time when he said 'Yes stop!"

"Receiving someone's call to dating is a remedy to relieve anxiety."

"I'm confused. Long distance dating is called LDR. Far from a boyfriend she says is loyal. What if his girlfriend is still far away called single." - Selvy Anita

"I love you. That's why I will never finish praying for your safety." - Sapardi Djoko Damono

"Love a woman only. Two women is too much. But, three women are better than none."

"It is fortunate that love is blind. Try to see? Bad people don't do it."

"Laughter can be the best medicine. But, if you're laughing for no apparent reason, maybe you need medicine."

"Friendship is like wetting our pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

"Friends are like a curse. Yes, a beautiful curse that can never be removed in life."

"Friendship is like art. It has no value in life, but it's what gives it value for survival."

"Come ngaku! "Who likes to be confused when his girl says 'Suit'."

"Don't repeat the same mistake. There are many other mistakes to try."

"Only friends can share their thoughts with each other with eyes."

"Familiar friends will usually find rats together because close friends are usually a rat." - Andrimonstah

"Beneer temen tuh when you get a call from parents, they will chimed 'Wear the clothes first

"Don't you like coffee? I really like. Do you know why the ales? Coffee is like you, bitter but make opium so want to continue."

"That study is like an ex? It's just passing by for a second."

"Say sir Haji, the guy who does not want to go to Friday prayers is told to wear a skirt."

"You know your ex? The former is like a payday, used to ride through dong in our lives."

"I like you, you like him, but he's unfortunately not to you. Wkwkw funny huh? Love is this complicated."

"Google is great? But unfortunately as great as Google can not find our soul mate."

"Too often holding an eyebrow pencil can make the eyes go blind, if plugged into the eyes."

"I work hard because I realize that money has no legs to make its way into my pocket."

"If you can't convince and amaze people with your cleverness, confuse him with your stupidity."

"Tired after work, even more tired if you're unemployed."