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As long as the yellow janur has not curved, I will still pursue your love, but if it has curved, I will iron again to be straight.

Don't blame yourself if you feel that you are ugly. Blame your parents, for ugly is hereditary. Haha ..

Love only one woman. Two women is too much. But three women are better than none.

I opened the thighs wide, and I licked them gently and slowly, and I bit them slowly, and my trousers*****... AAACH.

Patience is tired..patience is pegel..patience is emotion...patience is persam...sabar it is difficult...Tapiii...Patience is beautiful...Beautiful..When??…PATIENCE

Failure is delayed success.Lies are delayed honesty.

“Whosoever squanders your SMS and uses your Pulsamu in vain then pesugilah them on the day of billing”. (An-Nokia; paragraph 3310).

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me not to go to those two places. (Henny Youngman)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown )

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I told my wife that the husband is like wine, the older the better. Tomorrow, he locked me in the cellar wine storage room.

Marriage is a give and take. The husband should give it to the wife, or he will take it anyway. (Joey Adams)..

Funny Words From Ngawur News, Breaking News

Sadis, a wife must dry and beat the mattress because it was discovered that her husband had slept with her.

Want More Affordable Product Prices, Silverqueen Replace Mede Beans With Long Beans.

Evening News: Not yet had time to be pelted with tear gas, the heartbroken demonstrators had already cried because they remembered the former.

Nine thugs were found dead after rotating grandmother, a strong suspected cause of death due to drinking expired milk.

Wanting to have a long life a grandfather pretends to be a sucker when called an angel.

The price of sembako has started to crawl up, is expected to be able to walk and can run next year.

Tragically, a single person falls into the abyss of the past and is buried with memories.

Too Often Blamed, Black Goat Demo Demands Change of Hair Color.

Allegedly the cause of congestion, the sleeping police were awakened by residents.

Sakidi resident Sumenep jawatimur this afternoon was buried, the victim died due to the fall of an angel from the sky and now the nymph is still safe at the police station.

Sadist! suspecting his wife is cheating, a husband must pour hot water into his coffee cup.

News: do not accept to say basket eyes, this young man replaced his eyes with baskets.

Knowing his mother was about to cut a chicken, a child reported a premeditated murder to the police.

A resident grandfather who did not want to be mentioned by name is now experiencing permamen gout because it follows the gangnam style movement.

Be careful with satay madura, because the meat comes from dead chickens and goats.

The police station was shocked by the arrival of the dog who reported the loss of his employer.

In order for the Worms Inside Its Stomach to Disappear, Inipun Youth Nighly Swallowed the Fish Alive.

A child was choked to death after being told to eat a horse during a chess match.

Pursued Many Women, This Handsome Youth Admits to Be a Profession As A Pickpocket.

A student wants to immediately complete his studies up to S3, because he wants to follow in the footsteps of SAMSUNG who has reached S5.

A girl is found unconscious due to the rubble of mass memories along with her ex.

This morning, a young man was rushed to the hospital due to vomiting2 due to standing in front of a mirror**.