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Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi hired minorenni sesso lavoratori to enliven his pet cat birthday party.

Reuters.com confirmed that Naruto, Haruhi Suzumiya, Konata Izumi, Miku Hatsune, Kirino, Ayase, Toraemon etc had saved themselves from the tsunami with bamboo propellers. However, Miyabi kelelelep dead allegedly because he had not had time to wear clothes because he was busy on the move when the tsunami occurred (Yahoo!)

Pursued Many Women, This Handsome Youth Admits to Be a Profession As A Pickpocket.

Wanting to have a long life a grandfather pretends to be a sucker when called an angel.

The water controller goes berserk and makes a big wave after learning that Avatar Aang has taken Miyabi in the Land of Hentai.

A child was choked to death after being told to eat a horse during a chess match.

Nine thugs were found dead after rotating grandmother, a strong suspected cause of death due to drinking expired milk.

In order for the Worms Inside Its Stomach to Disappear, Inipun Youth Nighly Swallowed the Fish Alive.

The police station was shocked by the arrival of the dog who reported the loss of his employer.

PSSI Congress Delayed because Nurdin Halid claimed to have taken chicks at Mbokmu's house.

Evening News: Not yet had time to be pelted with tear gas, the heartbroken demonstrators had already cried because they remembered the former.

Be careful with satay madura, because the meat comes from dead chickens and goats.

Want More Affordable Product Prices, Silverqueen Replace Mede Beans With Long Beans.

Allegedly because it could not stand the smell of the feet of the owner, a pair of shoes were rushed to the hospital.

Sadis, a wife must dry and beat the mattress because it was discovered that her husband had slept with her.

A resident grandfather who did not want to be mentioned by name is now experiencing permamen gout because it follows the gangnam style movement.

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The best friend is money, because with money the best friend will come.

Because of indigo drop, Broken milk sebelanga. Because of the beautiful lady, I forgot to wear pants.

Look to the sky to see the greatness of God, look to the sea to see the grace of God, and look to the mirror to see the curse of God.

Any work will be lighter if we do not do it.

If you want to shine like the sun, the first thing you have to do is burn like it.

Customer Yth. The active period of your life will soon run out, your sin balance has crossed the line. Immediately refill your faith in the nearest house of worship before your life is blocked.

Teacher Pissing Standing, Schoolgirl Pissing Running…

I tried to kill myself, drink a lump of poison, uh.turned not dead and I read the bottle turned out to be just mineral water.

I believe ama loe because of my loose temen. But why do you like it to me. I can't believe you're like this to me. Why do you talk about me in the back. I don't think why you promote me if I'm cool.

If your life is in darkness, pray. For only by prayer will your life be quiet and bright. But if you have prayed and the atmosphere around you is still dark, it means you have not paid ELECTRICITY.

On a quiet night, in a quiet atmosphere and did not feel the speck of rain fell somehow only you I want to meet, to say “GENTENG RUMAH LO LECOR”.

Singles never feel ashamed..Singles don't mean no sales, but no one wants to.

Don't challenge you, Gaul's son. Pas chased by a dog instead of running instead say “terus I have to run away while saying wow is that?

In the meantime for friends who want to write on my FB wall, I apologize for my FB wall being painted.

Fortunately, love is blind. Try to see? ugly people don't do it.

I used to be surprised, how come people fight ? just because of love. Then I sipped your face, and suddenly, I felt ready for the Third World War.

In fact, the one who gave birth to money is Mpok Indonesia. Bank Indonesia just planted the seeds.

Giving all your love to someone is not a guarantee he will return your love, so do not give your love at once.

Don't challenge you, Gaul's son. Pas chased by a dog instead of running instead say “terus I have to run away while saying wow is that?

The hanging penalty has been replaced by a gunshot, why do you still hang me? Shoot dong!

A bright future always depends on a forgotten past, but a beautiful past is not easy to forget.

Love only one woman. Two women is too much. But three women are better than none.

If you are happy to let out your laughter, if you are sad, let out your cries but if you are ashamed do not take out your cock.