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Funny Words About Love

Can you ask for a picture of me? You see my friends do not believe that the angel exists." - Anonyms-

"I don't know who's Miss Universe. But for sure, I know who miss u so much me." - Anonymous-

"Falling in love is a feeling. Keep it with income." - Anonymous-

"Don't call me an ex. Call me an alumni. Who knows we could reunite." Anonymously

I just want you to know that someone cares about you. Not me, but someone." - Anonymous-

Funny Wise Words About Life

"In the night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't get up." - Anonymous

"If someone throws you with a stone, return it with a bungalow with the pot." - Anonymous-Anonymous

"You're stressed because the task piles up? Relax, there is a solution! Dijerin there's a duty to not stack." Anonymously

"I must admit you made me more religious. I often mention it when I remember your behavior." Anonymously

"Don't worry, a good day is coming. It is called Friday, Saturday, and Sunday." - Anonymous

Funny Words Make Spirit

"Just because someone looks good, not necessarily they are the best for you. Spilled milk remains white." - Anonymous

"I work hard because I realize that money has no legs to make its own way into my pocket." - Anonymous

"Motivators and speakers cannot make me work hard. Only installments and bills can afford." - Anonymous-

"Regard both your parents, they managed to graduate from school without the help of Google." - Anonymous-So

"There is no instant success in this life. Even to make instant noodles even though we have to boil water first." - Anonymous-

"The fool goes nowhere. But his rivals are everywhere." - Anonymous-

"If you're ugly, don't be afraid to love. Because the one who should be afraid is the one you love." - Lontong-Sir

"If you feel lonely, turn off the lights and watch a horror movie. Then you will no longer feel lonely." - Anonymous

"If there's someone who's making you ugly, just relax. Tell him you're not a mirror." - Anonymous

"Money does not guarantee happiness. But if you have no money, your happiness is no longer guaranteed." - Anonymous-

Funny Words from the People

"Listen, smile, and agree. Then do whatever you want to do from the beginning." - Robert Downey Jr

"Never argue with a fool, because others who see will not be able to guess who is the most stupid." - Mark Twain

"Some people create happiness wherever they go, while others create happiness every time they go." - Oscar Wilde

"Be like pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet in it." - Catherine Gaskin

"If you don't want to look stupid, nothing big will happen to you." - Dr. Gregory House

Funny Words from Life of People

"If you don't succeed on the first try, you're no match for parachuting." - Steven Wright

"A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is the one who can look for such a man." - Lana Turner

"The best things in life are definitely free. But the second best thing in the world is usually very expensive." - Choco Chanel

"The best makeup for women is its ambition. But cosmetics are easier to buy." - Yves Saint Laurent

"Before you judge someone, try walking away in that person's shoes. After that, who cares? The man is far away and you get his shoes." - Billy Connolly-