Diversions

Diversions
Funny



*** Life is short. Smile and you still have teeth.


*** When the wife is cravings young mango, do not join the husband cravings young wife


*** I bought expensive clothes. But it looks cheap when I wear it.


*** Tips on choosing a wife: if you can not be invited DIFFICULT, mending not USAH.


*** In the morning, unknowingly the mattress and toilet are both trying to grab our attention.


*** People are now like 3kg Gas tubes because it is rare.


*** One sign people who think is usually the last laugh hahaha


*** Just ngingetin, it's rainy season, be careful eyebrows are gone.


*** Life is short, the same thing


*** Nyesek was when it was just a crush, but it was difficult to move on.


*** if anyone throws you with a stone. Throw back with flowers, and don't forget the pot.


*** If someone calls you ugly, don't give up, not necessarily the person is lying.


*** Serem saw the contents of the wallet pattimura nodongin golok.


*** Sheepily squirrels jump, they will eventually fall too. As long as you are now, you will finally get married too.


*** Love your neighbor as you love your wife, but be careful not to be caught in-laws or chanties, it can be slapped.


*** Life is like a very long television show without a remote control.


*** I'm willing to be a candle in your heart as long as you keep the candle, yahhh!


*** What you see in the fridge, it's not a beef liver, it's my frozen heart because you left it.


*** Even if I'm fat, you still fit in my heart.


*** The cool guy let's keep waking up in the morning.


*** Friendship is like wetting our pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.


*** True friends don't judge each other. Instead, they judge others together.


*** Money cannot buy happiness but having money is happier than not having it.


Funny Words From Pantun


Rangin cake tastes sweet ..


Cake is not a layer of aris …


Drizzle the cold night ..


I have to pee for a while …


Choose a clear harp sound.


The rope in the harp is tied to love…


Kiss on cheek Kiss on forehead ..


What do you kiss after love?


The sky is over the sea


The rain is unstoppable


Adorable pretty hooded girl


Blinking eyes falling from nose hair


very wide taro sheet


Will find bay leaves


Wrap, so do not like lazy


Brush your teeth in the morning and evening


The best shirt shirt


Her clothes are wide and good to wear


Padded spelt can reward


Bauta what play says


If poetry cannot


Bauta what play love


If money is still mintak


The river has many clear fish


Fish swimming in the river


It's raining cold


Pillow bolsters into hugs


Penging kali street


The girl who took a shower


Called many times


Dinda is so beautiful


It rained in the morning


Enter a room with a friend


A beautiful girl becomes an idol


Do you want to get pregnant first


Travel to Paris city


Many houses lined up


Let it die at the end of the crisis


As long as it can be sweet


Before getting into bed


Don't forget to read Bismillah


Already snored


Wet your pants too


I'm trying to find a girl


The fate of the mangosteen is gone


I'm trying to find a girl


That is the fate of widows


Put the book in a plastic bag


The waterfall in the river is still swimming


Fate pug nose


Clamped a year, not sharp


Furry finch


Didn't say fart


The cookies are eaten by Laler


Sleep should be saliva


Tuna kid's not in the pool


do not enter the chest


Grandpa laughed out loud


see grandma wearing a mini skirt