Diversions

Funny

*** Once paddled, two three days of the seals did not disappear.

*** Don't mind the person speaking behind your back, because you may not be the one being talked about.

*** experience is the best teacher, but a good teacher is not necessarily experienced.

*** If God has not answered your prayer, be patient, and remember it is not just you praying.

*** do not stop to step, especially when passing alone in the cemetery at night.

*** Sometimes we need solitude to reflect on life, but be careful to laugh at yourself when thought crazy.

*** Don't get used to depending on others, let alone hanging on a tree while eating a banana.

*** The greatest betrayal is empty hope. It is better to give false hope than empty hope.

*** No need to think about people. They say they don't use their minds.

*** Try to see from the invisible side. If it remains invisible, try to go wrong with the lights.

*** Money cannot buy happiness but has more money than not having.

*** There are no heavy jobs in the world. Any heavy work will feel light if not done.

*** If you fail today, never give up. Repeat your failures until your boss is turned over.

*** The easiest way to find lost items at home is to buy a new one.

*** Beautiful women are not a guarantee for a happy and fulfilling life, let alone a beautiful one.

*** If the person calls you ugly, don't give up, not necessarily if the person is lying.

*** Even if it says it's not hygienic, but eating by the roadside is still much healthier than eating mid-way.

*** Irony in life: humans invented cell phones. Mobile phones are getting smarter. Humans aren't.

*** Life is like a taxi. Argo still running even though the vehicle runs or stops.

*** Mosquito is an example of an animal that is very concerned about humans, he is not sick just we love medicine.

*** A study states that the closeness of the father to his son is like the closeness of the child to his father.

*** A study revealed that, there are several types of mango that are toxic if eaten with cyanide.

### How amazing young people are today. There is no old one.

### Intentions only FART, what is the power of the waste even NGUTUT.

### Humans can plan, but the balance is also decisive.

### I'm not a slacker. I'm running energy saving mode.

### Loving you is natural. That unnatural thing is loving your father.

### Always follow your heart. Don't forget to bring your brain.

### says girls like guys who are funny. But the proof, they are more fond of Aliando than Cak Lontong.

### Are you stressed because tasks are piling up? Relax, there is a solution! Dijejerin there is a duty so as not to pile.

### Don't like lying to yourself. Lying to yourself is someone else's job.

### The most sadistic revenge for an ex is to be his stepmother.

### I work hard because I realize that money has no legs to make its way into my pocket.

### Beautiful does not have to be white, but it has to be female.

### A person's success always starts with a dream. If so, let us sleep.

### While working, more tired of being unemployed.

### Settings definitely come at the end, if at the beginning the name is registration.

### Too often holding an eyebrow pencil can make the eyes go blind, if plugged into the eyes.

### Household is complicated. If it is simple, it is called a restaurant.

### Time cannot be rotated, licked, let alone dyed.

### There is no such thing as a stupid question. There are only fools who ask.

### Love a woman only because two women are too many. But three women are better than none.

### Coffee and cigarettes are a matching pair, don't let fried bananas be among them.