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Funny Words From Twitter
Love is blind. But that love knows which car is the motor.
The assessment is like an ex, eagerly awaited to come but if it passes just for a moment.
Failure is delayed success and lies are delayed honesty.
Your future depends on your dreams, so sleep more.
Whatever the job, it will feel light if taken.
Wrong keep me in your eyes, tomorrow move me in your nose.
Where not to go, but where to rival.
Loving you is natural, which is unnatural to love your father.
No shoulder girlfriend still have shoulder for nyandar.
We live in the future if the wrong fit is scolded and cursed if the fit is actually said to be tumben.
Try asking the swaying grass and how crazy you would be.
Education is the Door to Success. Cheating is the key.
Astonished by the same researchers who laboriously nyari ancient sites to dig up the ground, even though just open Google continue to type ‘purbakala’.
In memory of the ex who has moved on before us, the silence of love, begin!
A wise saying says it is never too late to learn. Means learning to love someone's girlfriend can still be.
Netizen if again thumb gymnastics on the phone does not use cooling, so the comments make the heat continue.
Singles should not be ashamed, singles does not mean not sold, but indeed no one wants.
Infidelity occurs not because there is an intention, but the affair occurs because your boyfriend is still selling.
Honey in your right hand, poison in your left hand, but the soul mate is still in the hands of God.
They say that the eyes cannot lie, only the eyes can see.
The Word Tombal
* I hope you didn't ask me the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, because the answer is you.
* The thing I like the most is snacking, but you know what I like the most? totally owned you.
* I never felt the slightest fear when I was near you, because you are my strength.
* Do you know what my love for you has in common with the sun? His cooperation is equally rising every day and will only end until the apocalypse.
* If the city bus is far near the same fare, but this love is close to getting in love with each other.
* If only I had to sacrifice all my happiness just to make you laugh. I'm willing.
* Dogs barking caravan passes, every day bumbling you just think.
* If I become a representative of the people I think will fail. How do I want people to think that what I have in mind is just you.
* One plus one equals two. I'm the same as you love each other,.
* if we have different GSM cards, it does not matter as long as our names are both on the same Family card.
* The trouble that has always been difficult for me makes you love me, but it is harder to force my heart to stop thinking about you.
* I never promised a feeling, but I tried to pledge allegiance.
* I really hope you know that I never regret my love for you, because for me having you is enough for me.
* Not to have you, hear you fart I'm happy.
* I beg you not to walk on my mind, just sit sweet in my heart.
* Bornings are beautiful, but it is more beautiful for me to be with you repeatedly .
* My breath is really so?, because half my breath is in you.
* If someone would rather leave you, never beg him to stay. Because if he loves, he won't leave.
* Don't be silent, silence is gold, but know your voice is like a diamond.
* It feels like a loss, but I do not feel any loss because my love has gone to your heart.
* I want to be with you in just 2 hours, which is now and forever.
* If you count all the fish in the sea, plus the number of all the stars in the sky and the number of all the grass on land. That amount is the same as the amount of longing for you.
* Usually people who are stray are losing yes, but you know not? I feel no loss because my love has strayed into the heart of an angel.
* There are 3 things I love most in this world, namely the Sun, Moon and You. The sun for the day, the Moon for the night and you are forever in my heart.
* Dear, you are like salt in the ocean, invisible but always there for good.
