Diversions
Funny
- LIFE-LIFE
1.The name of man is wrong, not perfect. There is no ivory that does not crack. Therefore, I apologize on behalf of the large family of elephants, for not being able to provide ivory that is not cracked.
“Yang want to go to college do not get the wrong majors. For example you want to study at UI, do not take Pulogadung.” Department
“Do not wade through the ocean, because the sack is more suitable for rice.”
“When you say let God retaliate, all you have to know is that what you are experiencing now is a reply from God.”
“If you are ugly, don't be afraid to love. Because the one who should be afraid is the one you love.”
“Better silence and look stupid than talkative and stupid is more visible.”
“It is wrong that many say life is only one time. The truth is, live it every day, and die only once.”
“Poor is different from simple, because poor is a living condition while simple is a lifestyle.”
“Be yourself, then you will have your own style. But, first equip yourself with adequate abilities so that you are no stranger to being yourself.”
“So people should not be easily moved, but easily touched and moved your heart. People are moved when they see poverty first taken is a handkerchief, not his momptenya. The person who moved his heart once saw poverty, the first one taken was his wallet.”
-**LOVE
“If you are afraid to feel heartache when your boyfriend breaks up, you better break up first before becoming.”
“Quiet, that soul mate in God's hands. If he is not your soul mate, then pray to God to remove the word not from this world.”
“Love is a sacrifice, but if sacrifice is mulu her name is suffering.”
“Educating a man is the same as educating a human child. But educating a woman is the same as educating a family.”
“The breakup of love for women is destruction. But for men is experience.”
“A successful man is a man who can make more money than his wife spends every month.”
“Actually the singles are not unsold, just simply no one wants.”
“ If love can not have, for what is fought, it is a total wrong thought, because actually even when you already have it does not mean the struggle is finished.”
“According to my survey, it turns out that bribery culture does not only happen to officials. It also happened to the children who were fed to his mother, as well as couples who were kasmaran.”
- DESCRIPTION OF SUCCESS
“You failed, wanting success is not important. The important thing is succeed.”
“Success is achieved due to hard work. Hard work starts with strong will. Strong will is driven by high ideals. High ideals begin with a dream. Dreams happen because of sleep. Then if you want to be successful let's sleep.”
“Simple has nothing to do with rich or poor. But simple is closely related to wise.”
“Be yourself, then you will have your own style. But, first equip yourself with adequate abilities so that you are no stranger to being yourself.”
“The beggar is a humble man. Although the money is a lot, but the clothes remain simple. Rather than people whose clothes are good but whose work takes people's money, it is better to ask than take.”
“A country will not be destroyed by a thousand beggars existing in the country but a country will be destroyed only by there are some corruptors in the country.”
“Simple has nothing to do with rich or poor. But simple is closely related to wise.”
“Poor's living condition, simple it's lifestyle.”
“There is no prohibition on being rich, having enough, having everything we need and want. Our religion alone does not forbid, let alone me. Cook me to ban-ban you.”
“Stop studying because of innocent science**.”
