Diversions

Funny

The Funny Word Love

&& Better to be laughed at for not being married than not being able to laugh after marriage.

&& Continuously reminiscing about ex is the best way to get to a mental hospital.

&& You girlfriend or flip-flops, very easy to take people.

&& I still can't forget you, baby because I just remembered that you haven't paid your debt yet.

&& If the couple who is friendly is called love birds, then the couple who are fighting should be called angry birds.

&& and I miss you a little bit. A little over-the-top.

&& What's the difference between andhika and me? If Andhika misses the band, if I miss you.

&& So guys, do not need to show off have a box body if you can't make coffee just blown freshly drunk.

&& Love monkey is like an internet package. Not unlimited, just broke the road.

&& and my love for you is terrible. Because when you inbox my heart instantly hip hurrah.

&& Sorry, I can only make you second because the first for me remains the Supreme Lord.

&& Do not think of the former continue, doain aja the best may the former calm there.

&& Waking up early in the morning is difficult especially want to wake up household.

&& What coffee is the most bitter? Choose him over me.

&& Do you know how you compare to the exam? Both need to be fought because it concerns my future.

&& The change is small, but worth your fortune.

&& I'm confused. Long distance dating is called LDR. Far from a boyfriend he said loyal, it is true that his girlfriend is still far away called single.

&& Since you know, the inn wants to continue learning. Learning to be the best.

&& I don't know who miss universe is, which I know I miss you so much.

&& My love for you is like the traffic jam of Jakarta: durable and can not be said.

&& Do you know your ex? The former is like a payday, usually hitchhiking through dong in our lives.

&& That review was like an ex? It could have been passing by for a moment.

Funny Word of Wisdom

** We are friends. Always remember, when you fall I will raise you up, after I finish laughing.

** I work hard because I realize that money has no legs to make its way into my pocket.

** Too many humans expect a hug when it rains. I'm not that naive, your smile is warm enough.

** When life closes the door for you, just open it again. It's just a door, that's how it works.

** As with charity, so does bathing. If only able to wash your face, yes wash your face, do not be forced.

** My love is not like sachet coffee, instant and practical. But, like ground coffee, full of calculation and caution.

** Friend is like a curse, a curse that is beautiful and always indelible.

** Sunggles can help you observe people without being caught. Just like Facebook in the real world.

** Oh my God if he's not my soul mate, please remove the word no from this life.

** Friendship is like wetting our pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

** They rarely meet. But know, this dream is always about you.

** That friendship is like ‘pompong’ sometimes kepo! Sometimes stockpile!

** Women are very susceptible to diabetes, because she often swallows sweet promises.

** Who diligently showering is less interesting the same diligent smile.

** Life is like a very long television show with no remote control.

** appreciate your parents, they managed to graduate from school without Google's help.

** A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is one who can look for such a man.

** I'm not a slacker. I'm running energy saving mode.

** Children don't have a cry, what is this little heart that doesn't have a partner.

** Motivators and speakers cannot make me work hard. Only bills and bills can afford.

** Human may plan, but the balance also determines.

** If someone is cheating on you, just relax. Tell him you're not a mirror.

** Learn from sticky fur, although always squeezed but still strong survive and keep growing.

** Always follow your heart. But remember, bring your brain along too.