Diversions

FUNNY

"Educating a man is the same as educating a human child. But educating a woman is like educating a family."

"It is better to be silent and look foolish than talkative and stupid to be more visible."

"Reading half an hour per day is the same as reading 30 minutes per day."

"One of the street vendors that makes you slack is... Turns out the street vendor had only two legs."

"I'm the vice chairman did not run away, because I'm the vice chairman of the motorcycle gang."

"Do you believe in love? That makes you laugh and that makes you want to cry out of love. I'm standing here for money."

"If you are afraid to feel heartache when decided by your boyfriend, you better break up first before being made."

"There are tips for your life to be light that is resigned. I send my son to my in-laws, and my life is light."

"That want to go to college don't get the wrong major. For example, if you want to study at UI, do not major in Pulogadung."

"Don't be a two-faced person, but look for a two-faced friend. When you lose face, you can borrow one to your friend."

"You fail, you want to succeed it's not important that you succeed."

"I don't like people who know, talk a lot but don't understand. That's why I'm silent, so that I don't hate myself."

"You're afraid to do good, then you're his friend the devil."

"Why was I silent? Because I do not like people who know, talk a lot but do not understand. That's why I'm silent, so that I don't hate myself."

"Health is simple. The key is one: Don't get sick!"

"Actually the singles are not unsellable, just simply no one wants to. Hello singles."

"It turns out that Sunday night can also be called Monday night."

"It is certain that those who fast do not eat and do not drink. Those who do not eat and do not drink are fasted."

"If you're ugly, don't be afraid to love. Because the one who should be afraid is the one you love.”

"The human name is wrong, not perfect. There is no ivory that does not crack. Therefore, I apologize on behalf of the elephant's extended family, for not being able to provide ivory that is not cracked."

"Don't wade through the ocean, because sacks are better suited for rice."

"Relax, the soul mate is in God's hands. If he is not your soul mate, then pray to God to remove the word 'not' from this world."

"Love is sacrifice, but sacrifice is suffering."

"A successful man is a man who can make more money than his wife spends every month."

"The break of love for women is destruction. But for men is experience."

"A surprising fact, no one who dies from drugs can live again."

"It's wrong that many say life is just one time. The truth is, live it every day, and die only once."

"When you say let God retaliate, all you have to know is that what you're going through now is God's recompense."

30 "I don't know who is Miss Universe. But for sure, I know who miss u so much me."