Diversions

Funny

"Regard both your parents, they managed to graduate from school without Google's help."

"Don't be arrogant if you're a boss. In the market, the top of the sale of 10 thousand can be 3."

"My fake plant died because I didn't pretend to water it." (Mitch Hedberg)

"From there to here, and from here to there, funny things are everywhere." (Dr Seuss)

"Life is shaped by your dreams. So stop wasting time and go to sleep."

"I don't like violence. But it doesn't matter if I'm hit with luck."

"People say that beauty is relative, but I say that beauty depends on the location of the camera and the intensity of the light."

"For those of you who like insomnia: insomnia has a positive side that is better than can not be awakened."

"In life, multiply your thoughts and remembrance, so that life is calm and serene, happy lunch, do not forget to pay!."

"I have to work hard, because I realize the installment has not paid off."

Mitiara words funny love

"Before marrying someone, try to make them use a computer with a slow internet connection to see who your candidate really is."

"The best makeup for women is its ambition. But cosmetics are easier to buy."

"I have to work hard, because I realize skincare girl is expensive."

"Oh my God if he's NOT MY JODOH, please remove the word NO from this life."

"The courtship is the same as the parking attendant.nda forever have to 'Keep... Keep going...' There must have been a time when he said 'Yak stop!'."

"Receiving someone's call to dating is a remedy to relieve anxiety."

"I'm confused. Long distance dating is called LDR. Far from a boyfriend he said loyal, it's true that his girlfriend is still far away called single."

"I love you. That's why I'll never finish praying for your safety."

"Love a woman only. Two women is too much. But three women are better than none."

"It is fortunate that love is blind. Try to see? Bad people don't do it."

"You're not fat. Just God give me an extra airbag in your stomach."

"Laughter can be the best medicine. But if you're laughing for no apparent reason, maybe you need medicine."

"Friendship is like wetting our pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

"Friends are like a curse. Yes, a beautiful curse that can never be removed in life."

"Friendship is like art. It has no value in life, but it's what gives it value for survival."

"Come on!! "Who likes to be confused when his girl says 'Suit'."

"Don't repeat the same mistake. There are many other mistakes to try."

"Only friends can share their thoughts with each other with eyes."

"Familiar friends will usually find rats together. Because a close friend is usually a rat."

"#BenerBenerTemen tuh when you get a call from parents, they will chim in 'Wear the clothes first,' shit."

"Remember always if you fall, I will lift you up. But after I finish laughing."

"If anyone throws you with a stone. Throw it back with flowers, and don't forget the pot."

"Laughter can be the best medicine. But if you're laughing for no apparent reason, maybe you need medicine."

"A good friend will lend you his shoulder to cry on. But a good friend will borrow a hoe to hit the one who makes you cry."

"Life is short. Smile and you still have teeth."

"The stranger thinks I'm quiet, my friend thinks I'm cool; my best friend knows I'm crazy."

"I'm willing to be a candle in your heart as long as you keep the candle, yahhh!"

"The box is tired there is always a temen for mijitin, the right again kangen there is always a nyamperin girlfriend, the right again bokek..!! even on debt."

"Actually I'm tired of living up in this world, but if you go to hell again meet again you-ente all."

"Never blame yourself if you are ugly. But protest and blame your parents, for that ugliness is heredity."