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PSSI Congress Delayed because Nurdin Halid claimed to have taken chicks at Mbokmu's house.
The water controller goes berserk and makes a big wave after learning that Avatar Aang has taken Miyabi in the Land of Hentai.
Reuters.com confirmed that Naruto, Haruhi Suzumiya, Konata Izumi, Miku Hatsune, Kirino, Ayase, Toraemon etc had saved themselves from the tsunami with bamboo propellers. However, Miyabi kelelelep dead allegedly because he had not had time to wear clothes because he was busy on the move when the tsunami occurred (Yahoo!)
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi hired minorenni sesso lavoratori to enliven his pet cat birthday party.
Indonesian cinemas stopped showing Hollywood movies due to very expensive taxes. Forced cinemas to temporarily close until an unspecified time, and converted as funerals (OMG).
Raffi Ahmad collapsed on stage, allegedly someone had thrown him in the clothesline
Afraid of his wife's miscarriage again, Saipul Jamil performs masturbation in a public bathroom (Yahoo OMG)
Julia Perez tried to eat seven flowers as well as the bouquet and bucket because she wanted to follow in Suzanna's footsteps.
Fires broke out in the MORGUE, 12 caught fire, 23 escaped, and 1 confused (who read this news).
DPR member Arifinto was caught watching BOKEP video during the DPR plenary meeting. His own partner was angry. Apparently after being traced, his partner was angry because he was not invited to watch together.
PATROL!! PATROL!!! A Young Man Raped in a Women's Toilet.
The shooting at Freeport happened again. Two people were killed in the shooting. At first, the police thought that the car was OPM, it turned out that when traced not from OPM, but a filming project EPEN KAH which one of the actors wanted to shoot his friend's bird turned stray about the car.
Funny Wise Motivation Words
In this world there are three things that people hate most: brain crap, nonsense and empty wallets.
No money shakes the world, but households can shake without money.
He said money can't buy happiness, but the girls run out of shopping really happy.
Yesterday was complaining because of a lot of stacking work, the hassle of staying lined up do not stack.
I had to work hard, knowing marriage wasn't cheap.
The woman's mouth is just one, one complex.
If there is a pinter maling know the price of high end makeup, the target is not a safe, but a dressing table!
There is money dear brother, no money brother kicked.
Why look back to see the past, it's sophisticated there is a spy man!
Don't like looking back at the past, watch out in front of the corner.
Not everyone is away because they do not like you, it could be that he stayed away because of farting keblet aja, you do not need to baper!
I have to work hard, because I realize the installment has not paid off.
I have to work hard, because I realize skincare girl is expensive.
I have the ability to sleep for a year but only once, which is December 31.
If there is a problem, even though the smallest do not wait for the time to be solved immediately, before there is writing solve means to buy, pay dong!
Please let it be his mouth let's not like to talk rude, just give lotion so it sounds smooth.
Netizen thumb mostly using what balsam? If you take a comment make the heat mulu.
When you drove on the asphalt in a fancy red-plate car, I could only duck, because I was on a private jet.
Mr. Ustadz said that there were lazy men to the mosque for Friday prayers told to wear skirts only.
Why is tissue useful, because love never droughts.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
My fake plant died because I didn't pretend to water it.
