Certified Old Virgin

Growing Horn.

Ah ... so good, anyway! Why is Rasya this big? Then why should I meet Irka there? No other day what?

Huf!

I just keep muttering like a crazy person talking alone. Yes want how, ndasku mumet and it's all a country of male creatures. One is cheating, the other is PHP.

Like a stressed person, I kept hitting my helmet-clad head against the garage door. The sound of a special iron sound became a shahdu rhythm for me who was upset maximum gegara men.

How could it end up like this, and why could it be that kunyuk was there? Argha!

Then what did that mean, he said he wanted to be a husband? Prett's! Irka wants to be my husband?

Hahahah, she thought I was the same girl?

No, I'm not a plain girl like fourteen years ago who just given a sweet promise already klepek-clepek. Waiting for dongo people. Keep going back and forth to see him.

Not like that, Ferguso!

Now I'm a spinster ready to swallow her whole. Senggol little, get ready to go to the hospital.

He thought I'd want what he knows he only promised. Yeah no. Mending himself to the end.

Really bummer. I was left not wearing greetings ee ujug-ujug come sematin ring. Asem kan. Sue really!

At the same time the phone rang and it was a call from my mother. Cower to me, O Allah.

Answer non-answer non-answer.

Now how to try, Mommy will definitely accept the proposal of the Udin if you know I cheated.

I crouched down while looking at the HP screen waiting for Mom's call to stop. After a while then the HP goes out, I'm hurrying to set the phone in silent mode. Honestly, I don't dare to talk to my mom yet.

I open the helmet, I'm tired of swearing. He wants to rest quickly. Rebahan while thinking of strategies so that Mother does not make a marriage.

But ... the sound of disturbing laughter makes me spontaneously turn my head. I saw the kunyuk again lying down near the fence.

"Heh, dried catfish! Why laugh? Funny?" my anger approached the half-open fence. My eyes made a bigger look at the perpetrator who was wearing a black ten-numbered ball. Who else if not the neighbor of the old virgin. Edoardo. We are three years different. That means he's thirty-four.

And I saw that old virgin had fun with her. Hanging, coffee, playing games. Never did her mother make her marry.

Ah, my mother is a cadaver, usually not like this either. Even Lebaran last year when homecoming, Mother blatantly defended her son when diigninyir neighbors who said I did not do good.

Lah, now even maksa, where use all ngancem events.

I see Edo, he's still ngakak. Not clear!

"What, anyway?" I'm scissoring.

"You've been nereminous. Ugly face has been bent all over. I'm not doing new tasting."

Oh.... What the hell is this? Not yet subsided my emotions because of Rasya and Irka, now I'm even bullied by the human lucknut. What a dream last night. Today three guys insulted me without guilt.

The humiliation of the three men was not a good thing, quite the opposite. I'm sick. If I had the power, I would have exterminated the males who loved PHP and cheating. Plus, I don't see the situation. This Edo-like.

Upset, I kicked the fence painted white to make Edo speechless. Even so, it was still clear that the man's lips were twitching. Really bummer.

"Couldn't a day not bother? I'm dizzy again. I'm not a comedian anyway! Jokers if they get money. Well, me?"

"Specifically for you I love a heart that is still pure and radiant fragrant throughout the day. How about, no thanks?" reply Edo while winking. This ideal tall man winks a jail while giving finger heart. Exactly Irka and it makes the heart back hot.

"Cih, nagging. Why do I take your heart. Mending chicken hearts, good."

Bodo is very if you say sarcastic. He's been bumming.

But instead of getting angry, Edo smiled, then held his chin with his arms folded over the fence. He scanned my face thoroughly. What a lack of work is this.

Sycurine.

"Not restless!" my ketus.

He even shook his head after swabbing his nose which was sharp.

"What the hell is going on, anyway? Your ugly face is getting bigger and bigger you know. Try it, your face is like a kunti."

Goddamnit! Want to war what he is.

"Come, tell me. It's usually a place to confide, too" said Edo.

I watched him and finally sighed, I started to think that maybe Edo could find a solution to an honest problem somewhere he was hiding.

"Do" called me with a long breath.

"Hmm, why? Just a story." Edo looks serious.

"I'm cut off, Do. He's cheating on me for two more weeks."

Silent.

One sec.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

"Milk ...."

Edo's laughter echoes deafeningly. The self-esteem wounded me kicked again the iron fence, code hard for the man to stop laughing.

But Edo's laughter grew louder and made my blood rise. Upset, I pinch Edo's cheek. Of course laughter turns into moans in a second. Let alone! Rasayn!

"Lapas, Dis. It hurts!" pinta Edo with a grimacing face.

I snorted, then released the pinch. Edo's smooth, white cheeks turned reddish. I can't bear to see it either.

"That's why don't look for things. I'm upset again. Uh you're nambahin. No growing horns. If I had been to taekwondo, I would have crushed your body."

"Yes, yes, sorry. I slipped," said Edo while rubbing the cheek. "This is not my fault. It's wrong of you. Ever since I was told that I often see the guy's way with women. You're the one who doesn't believe. Well, now, it's proven, isn't it?"

Yeah, Edo says it often. I know I intentionally care about the ears. I thought Edo was just jealous because he was single.

My body suddenly weakened, I crouched down because my legs felt like I was losing energy. I am sad at this time and the reason is not because I mourn a broken relationship, but not ready to marry Udin.

"Do" call me. A sense of insecure and despair makes this self again and again sighing again. "I need some help. You want to help me, right?

Edo cleared his throat while looking down at me who was crouching. Our position is limited by the fence.

"Why? By the way," replied Edo, seriously.

I'm looking. My eyes are starting to glaze over a little.

"Find the man who is ready for marriage. I need a husband."

"Well! Husband?" reset Edo. Raut can't believe it's real on his face . Not only that, he even scratched an ear. What the hell is he.

"Are you serious?" ask Edo again.

I nodded lethargicly. "I need an express husband."