Certified Old Virgin

dinners.

"Let's eat. Eat a lot. Your growth again is not good," said Edo who immediately I give a wink. Intention to bribe to be cross.

"Kanda, Dis. It's a seriusin," sambarnya again and then grin.

Fuck up!

Because I was lazy to argue, I chewed dinner. It just happened to have not eaten and at the hotel had not had time to eat. Be us covering for a restaurant that I can say is not an ordinary restaurant. Five star restaurant I told you. Luxury and crowded.

"This food is you who treat, yes," I say.

"Yes. Like a difficult person you. I have a lot of money, Dis. Wish you were old too I can," he replied with a grin.

"Cih, his style is willing to pay. Capable?" my answer.

"Yes that. If you are the same as me, I guarantee you will be a contracted mistress. Madame Takur."

Begh's!

The rant was not my response, the stomach was too hungry so lazy to argue. Some of his words could not be repeated. Later even upset himself. He really likes to be. Becanda. Never been serious. If only I were a woman who knew him. Maybe I'll baper and assume her words are a proposal. But unfortunately I know him. He was never serious.

However, something strange, I saw Edo's change. He looks restless while fumbling his pockets.

"Astaghfirullah, my purse was crossed, Dis!" yells.

My hand that was holding the fork instantly squeezed. No doubt the sound of the impact was heard.

"Do you're crazy?" I growled slowly and then looked left right.

"Seriously, Dis. My wallet doesn't exist."

"What's in the car?" I try to think positively.

"Yes no. You saw for yourself I brought a wallet, bring a cellphone. And now those two things don't exist. There is only this," he explained again while removing the car keys.

"Are we pickpocketed in the parking lot earlier?" continued Edo.

Panic, I kicked his leg. "Seriously you? If there's no wallet how do we pay for it?" I growled and saw the food in question. There's a steak and it can't cost twenty thousand. I don't have a wallet and I don't have m banking.

"Seriously told?" ask again. I swear, this is not funny. This is not funny at all. If we don't pay, we will be dragged and kicked, publicly humiliated. 

"Gosh, Do. How can you be so late."

I'm so worried about Edo. But I can't blame too much. It's calamity.

Uh, instead of regretting it, he broke down, then took a tissue and wiped the tip of my lips. "Your lips are a mess. Like a kid."

Dup-dup-dup-dup. I was frozen, for a few seconds it felt like the blood flow stopped and the heart was not functioning.

"Dis, don't daydream. I'm kidding. I have money" he said as he put his wallet on the table.

Instantly my body relaxes. Just crazy. Thought serious. And also .. I don't know what happened. But tonight I don't think my heart is normal. Sometimes it gets pumped fast, sometimes it doesn't beat. After I remember it was like this twice. First when he defended me in front of his friends earlier.

Strange, this is weird. Do I have a heart defect?

Astaghfirullah ….

"Hey, Dis, eat!" tell Edo again.

I gave him a fierce look.

"One more time if you're restless, I'm checking you, Do," I growled.

Uh, he's not even. God fucking. How can I find a human like him. Huf! Make heart exercises.

I eat too. Eat it because you are hungry. Not eating from the afternoon. I kept eating while thinking about the possibilities that made me this way.

Kupandangi Edo's. He still eats while looking around. I don't know why he looks so good.

A handsome?

Why is Edo handsome?

I pinched my own thigh and it hurt. It means I am no longer a dream. But, why can I say he's handsome?

"Dis, why are you yelling?" ask Edo. Panicked face.

I answered Edo's question with a slit. Suddenly it was so. Yes ngaku time if you finish nyubit own thighs, then scream yourself. Kan kayak begoo jatohnya people.

I looked at Edo again. He nodded and I was suddenly nervous again. Suddenly happy. How do ya. I can't explain.

"Dis?"

"Huh?"

"Why you?"

I'm shaking.

"But you're weird. Wh why? A pangling?"

"Ck, don't be piqued," I said.

"But I'm a handsome man."

"Who said it?"

"Mama."

Would be. Ngajak.

"Do, I go to the toilet first," I broke up.

"Oh, kirain daydreamed because he was fascinated, he knew kebelet," his chatter that made me pick up some shock.

Could I have been fascinated? Yes timing? I ... I'm fascinated by Edo?

Hey, no way! Impossible!

Upset, I left too. Go no more. It feels too weird.

I kept going and the feet spontaneously did not move when I saw on one of the tables there was a person I was waiting for news. The one who said he was going to marry but it ended.

Yuph, it's Irka.

I froze, my heart beat started acting up too. I don't know why the eyes are getting hot. You see, there he was like having dinner with a family that was definitely not his family. There was a pair of old men and beside him was a beautiful woman. The woman held the hand of the man I was waiting for.

"Hey, Dis, why stop?"

I saw Edo. He approached. I rush to wipe away the tears that I don't know when it fell.

"Dis?"

"I'm fine. Yok, go home," take me.

Edo was not upset because he was focused on seeing Irka.

"Do, we go home" I said.

But my hand was taken off.

I held him down again. With two hands. I don't want any fights here.

"Dis?" snarl.

I shook my head. "We're going home now."