Certified Old Virgin

Certified Old Virgin
Reunions.



I had to follow Edo to a reunion of his old friends. I think rather than at home leaving. Then the Kasian the child his face was very clear. Not have to be.


Although the decision came somewhat I regretted a little when we reached the hotel hall where the event. Because this meeting is on average attended by all successful people. Their clothes and their vehicles are luxurious. It's parked out front. It's true people say that reunions are show-off events.


Yes understandably, Edo's tenants are on average successful. There are no buluk tuh, their appearance glowing kinclong neat parlente all. After being traced these friends there are those who become police, soldiers, lecturers, doctors and all kinds of things. Prestigious all their professions. At best open restaurants and restaurants. So entrepreneurs create jobs.


Salute me. There is absolutely no selling online especially selling pop ice. Both women and men are average success and family. The unemployed plus still bujang only Edo. Yes, although you could say not unemployed anyway. It contracts a lot. Be jam-packed. Harvest every month. Those who do not know Edo must think Edo has a pig pet, a pig squash.


"Do, that's his girlfriend kok diem mulu," reprimanded Edo's friend. If it's not wrong, his name is Anwar. He was a village chief, he said.


I was being reprimanded so clumsy myself and unintentionally stood up to Edo. And that's kunyuk instead of aiding her even raise one eyebrow.


"For her thrush," she replied casually.


Fucking emang. Upset, I kicked his leg downstairs. His face is a little bumpy. He grimaces. Rasainic. Resteh, anyway.


"Ha-ha-ha, kidding. Girls are just a little embarrassed," explained Edo later.


I see it so I can only smell bad. Anyhow you want to talk. I'm just a high school graduate who now only works while lying down. Where to connect with them.


"Oh, Kirain doesn't like us," continued another.


I shook my head. "No, no, that's not it" I said. So not good. "I'm just clumsy because Edo won't be here."


"Don't hesitate. We don't bite, anyway. We get together because we miss the same school days," explained Anwar again. I'm getting bad.


"Oiya, so when are you getting married?"


Uhuk-uhuk-uhuk!


God, I can't relieve a cough. It feels tight, nose is really like. Difficult breathing becomes. The syrupy water coming into the nose is really excruciating.


"Oh my God, Dis, how come to such a sprain," said Edo as he patted my back, then after pushing a glass of water.


I who can't talk just try hard to relieve cough with a glass of water Ymyang he thrust.


"Thank you, Do," I said, then looked around.


In the hall of this hotel there are several round tables that the average of them enjoy the dish and entertainment. There's musicians there. There's a band, there's a violinist and a piano. There was a dance show too. I can say this reunion is for the upper class. No cans.


"You're okay, aren't you, Dis. Sorry if the question made you feel bad" continued Anwar.


"What's okay. Just look, the pretty face of the girl is red," Edo murmured while pointing at the small arm of Anwar.


"Sorry, Do."


"Ran, I'm like the mother of Pharaoh. His time is so. We want to get married anyway when it's our business," replied Edo who made me glare in disbelief.


"Yes, right, Dis?" continue again with a flickering.


Fucking emang. He thinks I'm really the candidate. Jiah, how can. The one in my body is this sembok so dry when really married with him. Nosy people are never serious like he can be invited to a household. Playing the snake ladder, yes.


But I can't blame either. Wong I also want to be introduced as a girlfriend. Huf! Nyour. Tau gini mending. Down tilt.


"Do, I'll grab a snack first, yeah," I said, trying to make it possible. Smiles are also carved as sweetly as possible. If you are at home, then all the moves I take out. She arbitrarily. Ngeselins.


"Yes, eat a lot to make us healthy," he said again. I auto pinch his arm. Uh, he's not even.


"Kanda, Dis, kanda. Ha-ha-ha."


Astarghfirullah's.


I could only sniff my chest while standing looking at the average face of Edo's friends from them smiling. I don't know what that smile means, but I can guess where their thoughts are going. It certainly flows away like a pipe rucika.


The fate! This way I don't want to come. Edo outrageous!


Instead of getting crazy, I decided to go to the buffet table and watch the dishes. I also focused on fruit salad.


However, when about to take it this hand came into contact with someone's hand. Impulsively I saw the owner of the hand and froze in place this very second.


"Girl? You're a girl, aren't you?"