Certified Old Virgin

Edo said rambles.

Gabut. want to write but dead-end brain. As a result All day I just rolled around in the room. Lazy once out, even just eating or going to the toilet.

I scroll worth a cell phone until I get bored. Surprisingly, the contents of my phone only told me about couples, couples, and couples. To the point that I thought that everyone who had that content was insinuating to me.

“Ihhh, I also want to have a romantic uwu story like that!” I said as I looked at the decent mobile phone featuring a veiled woman who was hugged by a man from behind in the context of being halal.

There is no one stranger than me.

Although tired of sliding the screen, but still done. While I was watching, I heard the front door in a loud bang. I gasped and threw the phone.

“Who the hell? Not very polite gedor houses people without morals so!”

I tried to ignore it, but it didn't stop. Tired of hearing the noise, I got up and headed straight ahead. I just opened the door. The male voice sounded loud.

"Edo!"

“GIRL YUHUU!” Edo raised one hand and acted as if he was calling someone from a distance.

I was also completely surprised. Brash man, how brave he is.

“EDOOO SHIRT! ANYWAY TRIAK-TRIAK!” I jolted with a fierce face and was ready to knead the man in front of me.

Hearing my screams, Edo covered his ears. sukurin. say hello rese. he woke up the lion who was rebaham

“Buset bye, how fierce are you, Dis!”

“Partially you also do gedor-gedor houses people until the door just want to be dislodged?” my question while glaring at the eyes.

Edo. “Soalnya if not hard you will budeg. It takes a very hard energy to make you denger.”

“Enak. I still have two healthy ears walafiat kali.”

“Buktinya yesterday I said one meter you just horrified on the computer. Especially if not budeg?!” Edo chimed back and then crossed paths.

Edo's words made me look away. A little embarrassed actually. Why does this guy remember it, make badmood.

“That can't answer!” timpal Edo's.

I who was upset also diverted attention to save self-esteem because it did not want to be branded budeg.

“Ngapain anyway here until gedor-gedor everything. Want to bring a brawl?” I shook my head and added, “no. I'm too lazy to be used to unnecessary things.”

Edo looked at me cengo. “That ngajak want bawuran also who idih! I want to take you to eat catfish pecel in front of the complex. Prawns eating there mamang.”

“Yes have eaten doang ngajak-ngajak. Don't want ah, males I'm sleeping at home.”

Edo scowled at my refusal. “Good indeed, Dis.”

“Emang. I've left by myself.”

“Males ah ntar dikatain true singles. Want to be like you. Come on, yes?” Edo put up his puppy eyes that made me want to vomit.

“No need to be cute.”

“Makanya come, later if you do not come I sayin to neighbors loh if you are cattle tuyul.”

“Yang really dong!” protests fear.

“It. You want to be neighbors. If you don't want to say that, come on.” Edo continued to persuade.

Honestly, Edo's words got me thinking. I was scared and panicked that the neighbors suddenly thought I was. Moreover, I rarely interact with neighbors. If suddenly they believe and drive me from this place can be berabe.

Be that after thinking long, I agreed to join Edo.

I changed my clothes and went with Edo on foot.

“Eh Dis, Irka to where? How do you not look?” ask Edo suddenly.

Just now I was in the process of not thinking about Irka, in fact Edo actually made her remember again.

“You why are moody? Any problems?” search Edo.

“Irka says again. I don't know where.”

yes, Irka did say. she said again. do not know. she was very difficult to contact. it was almost saty this Sunday she had no news. My message or phone was ignored

“Ngilang? Brought who? An ex? A boyfriend? Gebetan? Or taken chicken?”

I grunt. “That's really dong when you talk!”

“Nih if angry can turn into a tiger!” Edo showed me his phone. There was a picture of a tiger roaring.

“Edoo really makes it a person!”

Edo slicked his shoulders. “Thank you, I am a super handsome human in this universe.”

I shook my head. If it's the same Edo, I want to go crazy. Not because of stress problems, but stress because of his jokes. It is a man that is hard to guess.

“Happy are you!”

Edo looked at me. “Irka really can not be contacted?”

“Iya,” my answer is short and rather lazy.

Edo propped his chin. “It looks like he ran away because he was afraid to see your super jutek and nyebelin face. So be a girly tuh girl, friendly, do not turn into a tiger mulu.”

I glanced sharply and was ready to pounce on the man round and round. “Nevent need to give ulti also times!”

“That's the name of the most factual ultimatum of a Girl who has not become a girl.”

“Like your heart yes ,.. Edo fight!” my screams made Edo sick to his stomach from laughing a lot. In the meantime, I chose to keep him quiet and precede Edo for the stall.

“Ehh Wait dong. The time of the handsome man is left!”

Not long while continuing to argue, we arrived at the pecel catfish stall. There were two people who were also enjoying the fish.

Edo ordered food at once. Because I don't want to be complicated, I just say the order is the same as Edo.

We sat at the end table and faced each other. “Doo ..”

Edo grunting. “Apaan?” sewotnya.

“You why haven't you got married yet?”

Edo who was looking at his phone suddenly coughed and made the flat object fall.

“Why suddenly ask that problem?” ask Edo.

“You know anyway, like your age is already worthy of marriage.”

Edo let out a long breath. “Do not forget to read first,”.

“I'll be just nanya.”

“Ya I answered.” Edo smiled. “Actually again process. I again process nikung gals through the sky.”

“Wihhh. Do you have a girlfriend?”

“It looks like. That is why I want to pray for her. Who knows hockey.”

I chuckle. “Can you?”

“Can't ya gotta bisalah.”

“The reall maksa will of God.”

Edo shook his head. “Ngak too anyway. Just a little bit of aus.”

“Same as ih.”

“Ya so.”

While eating, Edo and I discussed many things. Most of the time it's about couples and romantic content.

While discussing girls, I remembered and immediately asked, “Doo is your girl who the hell?”

“There. Very curious to know.”

“It's just ihhh!”

Edo rolled his eyeballs. “Edooo who's the girl?” my many.

Edo, who was like him, was sick of hearing my babbling and said to mamang pecel lele.

“Mang, who paid him yes,” pointed it at me. Of course I was shocked and panicked. Edo smiled seductively, making me want to throw sandals.