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My idiot Rendang (Cute Story)

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These teachers are still busy with university registration.

The unyu SMA looks like HULK nahan boker'

Filled with blazing stress because dizzy thinking about going to college where, how many taxes, how many want to have children, how many wives, and who wants cebokin gw'(ohh..nok !)

Dizziness anyway..

So stressed, until one day I decided to buy rice padang, (ok.gw tau do not connect)

Immediately just unplug me to the restaurant padang gw subscription,

Gw picky,gw see only one meal,gw smell the smell, gw real trawangin what not, and gw fumbling.

Loe has to inget 3D, Seen,Ditrawang,Diraba'biar loe tau original what not.

And finally I pesen nasi rendang,

Gleefully I call the cheap danger a smile

Gw :Mas.pesen rice rendang two? (in relation to adek I also ask.so I buyin)

The generous waiter smiled: 'Wahh'then that's the pot

Gw :ohh.yawah mas'kalo gitu pesen nasi rendang ga pake rendang aja mas?

The generous waitress smiled: mas'sampeyan want to eat what ngajak fight'

And finally I did not buy rice rendang in the restaurant of the field because the rendangnya abis..

And the danger is fierce.

Immediately I rushed to the restaurant of the laenya field,

Bener2 at that time I was craving very much ma rice rendang..

In the brain I think, the photo must be..

And you know what the consequences are if the malem is gw ga dapet rice rendang?

I will go home and not buy rendang rice (point)

Finally I went straight to the restaurant of the field that laen,

Oath.gw already laper crazy.so from noon, gw do not eat because busy taking care of college registration..

Not long ago, I arrived at the restaurant of the field, then,

I went straight in and talked about the danger with a face full of hope and teary eyes..

But kog I saw the waiter was a bit wrong this, he looked like a half-conscious that way, like an abis digebok ama abis ball dijitakin..

I swear I'm not boong..

But bodo very ah.which is important I can go home cheerfully with rendang rice..

YiiiHaaAAA!

Gw:mas rice rendang two huh?I give you a little vegetable sauce just like you use sambel..

The waiter looks a little : owh.iya' (with a smile.but his looks are very bright).

And soon the waiter wrapped the pesenan gw with a very convincing look..

I'm waiting, too,,

Uh arrived2 the man went back to gw, trus nanya

The waiter looks like a big :sorry..mas' was using rice, huh?

Gw:iya mas pake rice equal rendang same vegetable sauce a little.and ga use sambel huh?

The waiter turned back again wrap pesenan gw..

I'm back waiting, though,

The old servant went back to gw, trus nanya, and,

The waiter looks hot :mas..sayurnya mixed yes to his rice?

Gw :iyaaaa maass (with horse smile clamp door)

He also returned the package pesenan gw..

Check out again Tanya, gw gebok use duren monthg.kessell gw..

Gw rice pesen rendang, he used rice'pasa yes use sambel beans, Loe kira gado-gado.

It's true that I think, this is a waitress rather wrong, her brain is constipated times yes..

Busset, back to the obvious.

I don't mean I want people, though,

Yahh.Eventually the pesenan gw was finished, the,

Back to the house nlahapp abiss..! cekidot ..(gain the writing?)

Gw and adek gw also naek car n go straight home, in fact the house gw ga so far the ama restaurant this field when riding a vehicle, the,.

But unfortunately I was destined for shit today, the road is jammed bro..

I was also a laper, too,

Yaudah I'm patient Ija deh.perpens brilliant way to eliminate the laper while I do..

I kissed the smell of the aroma of rice padang during the jam' *can be imitated pay Rp. 1000*

Stomach worms I've had this great concert in the stomach gw.udah treak-treak like epileptic roker

20 Minutes passed and I was home.

I immediately wash my hands wash my feet and stretch first before eating the rice rendangnya..

I take the package to the dining table, because there are 2,..

Gw fumbling where the biggest package, the,

Yummy.finally I take the biggest package. Must be a big one, too,, though,,

This malem eats good cinn' (ah.cucok gini si jadi)

Gw open with beringas tuh rendang rice package with thrashing (laper cinn. understand).

Open the package, I saw the rice dangling beautifully interspersed with jackfruit vegetables that look cool..

I started stirring up that rendang rice,,

I stir to the left, stir to the right, stir forward the truck to the back..

I began to fidget and panic. I tried to stir again,,,, I,,

THE RENDANGNYAA MANOOO BUNDOO?

There's no rendang bro..? I swear there's no rendang..!

But for a minute, Gw try to tell adek I open his..

Just as he opened..

THERE'S A BUNDOOO RENDANGNYAA !

I swear I have adek I have rendangnya'.

At that moment my brain immediately wondered, whether I was intervened or in the sabotage of the waiter who looks like a big man?

Or is he an alien disguised as a steward of a field restaurant?he doesn't understand human language..

Obviously I said rice pesen rendang dua !!

How does it feel if you are already a very laper, Trus try hard because it is stuck and when you are faced with the dream food loe loe hard pesen,,

Is the problem wrong or less?

Does it feel like you want to scratch the asphalt until you break the brother??

Yeah.just right..!

That's what I feel now..

SUCCESS is today..

Very GREAT'!

I don't accept,,

I went back to the restaurant of the field earlier'

I went straight into the dalem, but this time I met the mothers, but earlier he also saw the rice dish rendang dua ama the waiter look geblek..

Gw: Ma'am, did I come here for rice rendang two right ma'am?

The Mother:Oh yes mas.. Why? *smile*

Gw :Well.so I mesen rice rendang two tuh, but the one has no rendangnya?

The Mother: Yes mas.ga there is a rendangnya.*with a smile*

Gw: Gini lhoo bu, I just mesen two rendang rice right? But the other one doesn't have any rendang ma'am?

Mother: yes mas.ga no rendangnya.*with smile*

Busett' who is THE IDIOT??????????????????? ME??

What would you do if you were a gw, brother ??

Prasaan I've been mixed up..

Angry, sebel, pengen eat mattress and goiter really..

But..loe tau ga, there's one fact that's very synchronous with all these events, right,?

The mother turned out to be his mother The servant looks hot..

Yups..loe can tell what the deal is, right?

It was more complicated and my brain became stage 10 constipation..

I can only be patient again..

And finally after I talked to the mother and the child,,

Finally they understand if I ask pesenan gw less that 'Rendang'

Thank You Gustii. (mute roll).

MAY I BE REUNITED WITH A HUMAN 'A HUMAN GENIUS LIKE THAT'. T.T

Author Name: Rio Aditya

Finishes.

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