A Million Stories

special Epesode part 3 (Cute Story)

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Story 1*MEET KEN AROK*

Suppose now a time machine has been found and we can bring the king of Singosari Kingdom, bro Ken Arok to the present, then we hold a dialogue with him.

We: "Hey Ken, is it true that in your old days it was modern? Already advanced?"

Ken Arok: "Oh yes obviously dong! In the past the vehicle in our predecessor was using a tree trunk that was only pulled by horses, but in my time it was found that the name of the wheel is made of wood. So to make the horse is not heavy when pulling it. Cool right?"

We: "Oh so, bro? But in our time now it's like this loh vehicle.", while pointing to the road there Avanza passing, Honda Jazz passing, Alphard passing, Ninja 250 passing, Lamborghini passing, Boeing 737 passing. 😁

Ken Arok gawked, "Hm... It hurts here, man...!!!" 😌

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Conclusion:

"Whether modern and as sophisticated as technology is today, it will become and always be obsolete some time in the future"

EXPIRE

Stories 2 *BLENDER*

A jealous husband went out of town, so he often called his wife.

Husband: "Honey... You where?"

Wife: "In yank house..."

Husband: "What's really?"

Wife: "Yes yank, you don't believe me?"

Husband: "Try blender in the kitchen!"

Wife: "Okay! A moment yank... I'll go to the kitchen first..."

The blender is turned on, "Rer... Rer... Er..."

Husband (sure wife at home): "Okay my love... See you's..."

NEXT DAY...

Husband: "My wife baby, where are you?"

Wife: "In the house dear... I usually cook in the kitchen"

Husband: "Not really say?"

Wife: "Yes my darling..."

Husband: "Try the blender again!"

The wife turned on the blender again, "Rer... Rer... Er..."

Husband: Okay my love! Miss you's... Yea..."

NEXT DAY...

The husband decided to go home without telling his wife first. But he only finds his son Anton at home alone.

Husband: "Lho, Ton... Where's your mama?"

Anton: "Do not know! It's been 2 days since my mom left with a blender..."

😀😀😀

EXPIRE

Story 3 *BOOK REPORT*

This is the story at the time Udin received the report card.

Udin: "Sir, I'll buy a bike for the holidays!"

Father: "Okay! But your school report must have a 9! Three, not all!"

After receiving the report...

Udin: "Sir, my report has three 9s. Where's the bike, sir?"

Father: "Well, this is a father's name. Smart school. That was the bike I bought. Which report?"

"I put it on top of the TV sir" Udin said as he went on his new bike.

Fill Report:

- Math \= 3

- IPA \= 4

- Tasker \= 4

- IPS \= 4

- Bahas Indonesia \= 3

- Pain \= 9

- Permission \= 9

- Alpa \= 9

Looking at the contents of the report card, Mr. Udin immediately fainted at the TKP (Living room)

EXPIRE

Story 4*SUICIDE*

A man in deep frustration came to the library and met the library guard.

Man: Where can I find a book about suicide?

Guard: Top end cupboard, second shelf from bottom.

The man rushed to the place designated by the library guard. But soon returned with a disappointed face.

Man: I've searched carefully but I didn't find a single book about suicide.

Keeper: Sorry, I'm not sure if you can find it either, because the books were never returned by the borrower.

EXPIRE

Story 5 *HOW TO GET OFF BUS*

On the way to Madura, on a crowded bus, there was a dialogue between a passenger (who happened to be a Madurese) and an Army who did not have a seat.

Madurese: "You bus again drove rich gini way down the best way is the right foot first and the body leaning back.." (of course with the accent Maduranya).

The soldier who heard that phrase knew it was wrong. He then commented to tell her how it should be.

Madurese: "Oh, I can't! Right foot first and body leaning back!"

Soldier: "If the father's way is so, the father will fall. Because you don't have balance!"

Madurese: "Yes can't!", he said he didn't want to lose. "If I don't believe it, I'll prove it later. Driver sir! Front court, I'm down there sir!"

When it was close to the location, Madurese suddenly jumped with the position of the right foot first and leaning back. And right, the balance is gone and he's falling backwards. Unfortunately, the head of the back is hit by cow dung which is a lot of grazing at the location.

Army: "Where? Father does not believe! I told you, the left leg first and the body leaning forward!"

Madurese: (Stay not to lose) "Sampean block! If my body is leaning forward, my face will be knocked!"

Soldier: "??!!!

EXPIRE

Story 6 *STORY BEHIND SITUATION*

The 1st situation:

One day the villagers intend to pray istisqo begging for rain. Many people come together, but only a child carries an umbrella. Because he believes his prayer will be granted.

That's called FAITH.

The 2nd situation:

When you catapult a baby into the air, he laughs because he knows you will be able to catch him.

That's called TRUST.

The 3rd situation:

Every night when we sleep, there is no guarantee we will live again for tomorrow, but we still set an alarm for us to wake up tomorrow.

That's called HOPE.

Continue to build CONFIDENCE, TRUST, and HOPE in God, the Creator, the Giver, and the Determiner of Everything.

The 4th situation:

When you meet a beautiful woman and come from a good family, then you want to marry her, but the face of your wife always comes to your mind.

That's what we call FEAR. 😁

The 5th situation:

You are in the 4th situation, but still apply recklessly to the woman.

That is what is called COURAGE. 😎

The 6th situation:

When proposing to the beautiful woman, suddenly your wife appears.

That's what's called being caught. 😀

The 7th situation:

When you are in the 6th situation, your wife comes with your children and your extended family. But they allow the event to run to keep your good name.

That's what we call MIRACLE. 😉

The 8th situation:

After you go home and it looks like everything is going well, safe and secure. Your old wife smiles while giving you your favorite coffee. Suddenly, your mouth is bubbly.

That's called POISONing. 😂

Huahaha... Seriously read it! 😆

EXPIRE

Story 7*LOVE ALA SUPERNATURAL BEINGS*

Who said all Magical Beings are terrible? Just look, is the way to make love like this Magical Creature the same as you?

Love Ala Jelangkung: Come not picked up, not delivered home. (Disapproved courtship, backstreet it becomes).

Sundel Bolong-style love: In front of the sweet, behind the boong.

Pocong-style love: Always jumping from one heart to another (playboy or playgirl type).

Skull-style love: It's easy to crack and inconsistent.

Tuyul-style love: There is dear brother's money, no brother's money kicked.

Kuntilanak-style love: Affectionate love, uh suddenly having a baby.

Come ngaku... Which do you look like? 😀😀😀

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How to make an idiot laugh on Monday?

Answer: Tell me the humor on Sunday!

Finishes.

SORRY IF THERE ARE SIMILARITIES IN NAME, ADDRESS, TIME AND PLACE. THIS STORY IS JUST FICTIONAL. DO NOT FORGET TO FOLLOW AUTHOR, LIKE, COMMENT A LOT, MAKE A FAVORITE, VOTE CAN ALSO. THANK YE.