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My wife has cem-ceman (Funny Story)

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Lately I noticed something strange about Idah, my wife. The last three days I even heard him deliriously calling out the name bang Limin, I don't know who it is.

Just watch if Idah dares to mess around behind me. Gini-gini I'm a former tug of war champion, if only just making a striped man bonyok would not be a problem. Especially as a foreman, I have people who are ready to help me, just add their bonuses.

"Da, where's the coffee, brother?"

"But Bang, bear."

Tuh, look, Idah does not usually say that, all this time my wife is deft for all home affairs including preparing all my needs. Today even to make coffee, women have to wait for my orders.

"Idah ..." Half yelling I called his name.

"Yes, Bang. It's coffee."While putting coffee on the table, the woman's eyes can not be separated looking at the screen of his cellphone.

Burrs. Instantly I spit out the black steeping. "What's it, Da, coffee time tastes bitterly salty, what do you love this?"

Looks like Idah approached me while carrying a jar filled with white powder. "Eh .. it turns out wrong, Bang, the Idah put it was salt. Sorry, Bang."

"You're that, Da, who's seen only, don't love the same, brother."

"Honey la, Bang," he replied slowly fixed with his screen.

Ah, just look. Don't mention Memed's name if I can't find the guy.

***

Last night, the Idah again fumbled the name of the Limin again.

I'm planning on buying a cctv this morning. As a man of course I don't want my pride torn like this. Just be careful if my wife brings the spruce into this house. Die, just die.

Last night I also had time to wonder to my son just about his mother's work lately. The answer I received was astonishing, Idah lately often smiles and laughs himself every time he sees the screen of his flat object.

"What time do you leave for the project?"

"Why, Da?"

"Lha Abang was asked instead, Idah wants to take his brother to the market."

"It's not usually you go to the market once every three days. How come this has been to the market again, then new shopping, Da."

"Yes, there's an Idah that hasn't bought, Bang. Keep making a pact with his sword will take Idah now because the goods have not come."

"The merchant's a man, Da?"

"Ih ... Brother, if it's weird, like a satpol pp."

"Udah, Bang let's go!"

I had to take the car keys and immediately drove according to Idah's request,.

Just down the road to the market. My wife asked to come down. He said he didn't have to drive to the market. He asked permission to go to his friend's house to take the requested sponge, Adit, my son. Ah, it makes me even more suspicious.

After I put him down. I rigged the gas and looked for a store that provided the surveillance device. The event to the project today I cancelled intentionally. My household is more important to think about right now.

Kutelfon my assistant, Budi, to get home. I know he's the smartest for installing tools like this.

"Buck, Bud, the mistress is coming."

"What's the matter, Bang?"

"You don't need to know. Just do it, I'll add your bonus."

"Ready, Boss."

"You look at money, always like a girl's eyes." Budi just laughed heartily at my nyinyiran.

Not long after, it looks like Idah is already in front of the house. I told Budi to leave immediately.

"His brother has come home?" I haven't answered Idah's eyes have moved to look at my employees. "Lho are you, Bud? Tumben's here in the morning."

"There are problems with other projects. Ah, you won't understand, Da. It's about the building." Before Budi divulges what he did, I rush to find an excuse.

"This is the key to the office closet missing." I'll show you a series of keys. "Come Bud, we're leaving."

I put my hand to the Idah. This is also a symbol that I am still a husband that must be respected.

***

In the office, I can't hide the confusion. The surveillance cameras installed in the house were connected to the cell phone I was carrying.

From then on, there was no visible activity. Idah as usual doing homework, just a little different, each he did something, back and forth the woman saw the screen of the device, smiled stuttered and then moved back.

Ah, how can I get proof that it's like this.

I got home before Maghrib. Idah prepares dinner. Fortunately, my son prefers to play games in his room so I can freely interrogate my wife.

"Da, can you ask no?"

"Hem." He is still focused on his work.

"Da, this brother is serious."

"Yes, Bang. Just ask, Idah is listening." Still with the handpone screen.

"Midah is still dear, Bang Memed, right?"

"Yes, Bang."

"Ma ... !" This time my voice was a little higher seeing him more focused on his goal than on me.

"What's the reason for the Idaho?" Suddenly, he woke up and spoke to the level with my snapping voice.

This time the emotions are in the air. This woman needs to know that it's inappropriate to ignore her husband like that.

"You were invited to talk even the one that was stared at only hp." I've been spilled out of everything. "It's been a week since I saw a strange Idaho. Just make coffee, brother who told me first. Don't-don't Idah now have another guy I don't know."

"Abang! That's slander, there's no proof." The voice of the woman I married nine years ago is growing.

"There's proof."

"Proof what, Bang?"

"Every night you often mess up calling the name of Bang Limin. I don't know who Limin is. I don't want your pride trampled, Da."

He just stared with an incredulous look at my words.

"This week you even smile to yourself whenever you see your face. Where do I see the conversation with that guy."

I immediately took the device he was holding. I saw the video of the man. Handsome, of course I lost to him. But this is the artist who usually nonggol in the tivi.

"Who is this, Da?"

"Yes, that's Lee Min Hoo not a limin, the artist you thought was my dark lover. Bad brother already accused Idah so."

Waduh can be this bad, can't get me tonight

"This pillow. You just sleep outside."

"Eh uh uh.." I'm still dumbfounded not understanding the current situation.

Braakk, until the sound of dings on the door of the room that was denied Idah sounded loud. Mampus, can I sleep outside 1 month

"Mister, don't be noisy! I'm playing a game!!" My son was screaming from inside his room.

Huh, fate taradab..

Story by: Windy Aira

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