A Million Stories
True Singles (Funny Story)
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My name is Rama, a man of love and family. I'm a man born on July 7, 1996, but nobody seems to care when I was born? okay, fine! let's just start the story.
Surely no one will believe, that in this day and age there is a name “jomblo true” is a single person who has never dated even though he may not have even fallen in love with any girl.
But... in fact “jomblo true” is still there, and one of them is Me. while screaming in the fish market, and the fish immediately die hearing his voice that strikes like lightning.
I honestly admit, I've never dated and I don't know what love is or what ever is!. Initially I was fine got the designation “jomblo true”. But somehow since when I feel offended by the name, now I feel the need for the presence of a creature whose name is a woman. Especially after I got to know a girl whose name was Yunita.
Yunita is my classmate, she is a beautiful and smart girl. She's my dream girl, she's the super KW Angel I've been looking for all this time. I always pray to God, that I may express my feelings to him. And may God give Yunita the same feeling, as I have now.
Now I realize, that to express feelings is difficult. If I could choose, I would rather do 100 math problems than I would have to express my feelings to Yunita. (What can I do?)
Hey, don't get me wrong! I'm a woman's dream man, I'm smart, handsome, my appearance is neat, and most importantly I'm rich. I'm sure I can definitely get Yunita. (Don't try this at home!)
Yunita really made me feel numb, convulsing, and lost my mind because of the charm she spread. The one time I didn't meet her, I felt like life wasn't perfect. If the vegetables will be tasteless if without salt, the hotel will not be comfortable if without a room. Abisssss!
This is the fate so “jomblo true”, lack of experience. When you fall in love with someone, you don't know what to do. Expressing feelings, it was an impossible thing, so all I could do right now was, pour out my heart on Paijo.
“jo I miss ma Yunita”.
“mmm” answer Paijo briefly.
“gue lamaang very much ma her, she's my dream girl really! I wish I could be with him”.
“mmm” replied Paijo briefly again.
This really makes me blood up, or rather high-level angry, because when I spent the pulses to pour my heart out to Paijo, uh the Paijo just said “amm emm”. If he doesn't feel what I feel, he should be a good friend and listen to his friend's problems.
“woooy, by the way dong! don't get me. You don't understand me so much, Sih”
Suddenly, without warning. Paijo disconnects the phone, and a few minutes later the Paijo sends me a text.
“lu who do not understand the cave, already know the cave again toothache. Lu still just confided ma gua mikir dong!”
I can only smile sadistically reading Paijo's sms.
“he.. he. he.., sorry yes Jo! klo I'm bothering you keep, abis I'm confused. I don't know what I have to do now. I want a cave to know how I feel about Yunita, but I'm ashamed of Jo”
It was my reply to text the Paijo, at the speed of the grandmother climbing the tree, Paijo replied to my text
“lu be ashamed to realize your feelings to Yunita, because the cave used to be like that. But that doesn't mean you keep acting like this. Want to convey?”
I really jolted reading Paijo's text, I think what he thought was right. I have loved Yunita for a long time, but until now I still did not dare to express my feelings to her.
My courage has been eaten away by the shame that pests have put on my life. I need a medicine to grow courage, and a pest-killer shame. That my courage may grow without the disturbance of the pest of pernicious shame. Farmer candidate!
For the initial preparations, I'm trying to be different now. I tried to be more handsome, and more attention-grabbing, so that he would be more interested in me. Even though I look like I always do, I'm definitely handsome. After the lesson hour was over, I with Paijo planned to take Yunita away, but since then why hasn't she appeared yet.
“Jo you saw Yunita not?”
By voice alay, Paijo answered “kagak, cave not clay”
Listen Paijo said, it really makes me very upset, because his voice is very bad.
“Jo, you don't have to talk! I know I'm looking”
Without good looks Paijo slapped me. “lu bego, what beloon anyway. Dah know the cave again toothache, where can say normal”
“oh... yes, I forgot. Sorry yes.”
Finally Paijo and I decided to wait at the school gate. Maybe Yunita will show up. But 15 minutes passed, Yunita was not seen yet and Paijo also started to look annoyed.
“eh. your cave nanya ma lu. Actually you've made a deal of bellom the same Yunita, if you want to say something to him?”
Paijo's question broke the silence amidst the uncertainty, and I just shook my head in a sexy pose.
“hmmmm.. pantesan.mu until lebaran monkey also tu girl will not appear. Udah.ah, bosen cave. Your cave back ”
“And Paijo ninggalin I just so without feeling, without heart without feeling good looks. How cruel you” said I in my heart.
Shortly after Paijo left. It rained down violently, without ever thinking of this angel, drenched in rain. But finally the Angel I was waiting for appeared as well.
“Rama, why are you still here?” Friendly ask.
“akuu.. i.. again wait for you, I want to say something to you” answered me nervously
“oh yes already, how if we chat in class, all waiting for rain to subside”
Without saying much, we went straight to class. Long story short, in class I expressed my feelings for Yunita and the answer I received was
“honestly, I also like you Rama, but that was it. I've known for a long time that you like me. I patiently wait for you. But over time I'm hunting to like each other. Sorry yeah. Mending, now we're going. Ok!”
There, I flinched, I felt numb, I lost something very important in my life, it was very painful. Now I'm upset, high-level.
“Woy baigon..where.. baigon Arrrghhh”.
Story by: Ima
Finishes.
SORRY IF THERE ARE SIMILARITIES IN NAME, ADDRESS, TIME AND PLACE. THIS STORY IS JUST FICTIONAL. DO NOT FORGET TO FOLLOW AUTHOR, LIKE, COMMENT A LOT, MAKE A FAVORITE, VOTE CAN ALSO. THANK YE.
