A Million Stories

Absurd (Cute story)

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Short story or short story, that's the word that makes me dizzy lately. The Indonesian task given by Bu Yarmis, who gave my brain to think hard until smoky black thick and mengeluarin the scent of socks 1 week has not been replaced! If you are curious how it smells, try it.

The story should be based on personal experience. While my personal experience is not something that will be interesting to be a short story, of course. Perhaps this kind of task was the easiest for my friend who was a little autistic or maybe an idiot. Like Adya, for example, whose hobby is making up fantasy stories about 'Parallel World' is a world filled with things that will not be possible in the real world. Like if he used to be a former CIA agent assigned to spy on the motion of the Russian government and was tasked with saving humanity from a Russian-made nuclear bomb, and he had the ultimate goal, he said, who was named 'super kawai punch' while shouting 'fun the beautiful love story of your High School time in nature yeah!' *that's the result of watching Anime hahaha. And maybe Adya's short story assignment is done, while I haven't written anything. Every day my friends always talk about my short story, 'do you make jo?' Or 'your pen is finished yet?' Don't make it, when it's finished!

Actually I want to quickly finish this task, but yeah how else. My brain is clogged, and suddenly there is the sound of semi-solid objects falling into the water, then there is an unpleasant smell, it's the brain or WC anyway!? Forget off. It occurred to me to write anything that is not my personal experience even, 'copas' (Copy Paste) from the internet. I don't think it's too bad. Ms. Yarmis will not know the truth of my story. But I ended up thinking twice about making it.

On the way home from school, I tried to come up with an idea for a short story. But all I had in mind was a 'he', a smile that made my heart frown, a handsome face, and a whisker that made her look cute, oh, you changed my world. How do you feel about h*mo? for sure I'm not a h*mo, who was just a sweetener short story, I'm still normal, now I have the same taste of girls even though he has no taste to me. But what else I can't force it. We go back to the story, well the short story task is what makes the headache.

If the short story requirements are free, it does not matter, there is the Internet, just search the internet continues to be a guideline. Maybe even worse still stay in copy paste and given a special touch so as not to be caught copy pasteya. What is not on the internet? Everything is there, from positive to negative. But remember to use the internet for positive things. If you want to see the negative mending in the cafe just with temen bro, let sin is equally at risk in the joint responsibility hehehe*joking, Remember NOT IN IMITATIONS!

Actually, I don't like the coral business at all. Especially personal experience. I don't think my life story is good for being a short story. As far as I know short stories are usually interesting, full of surprises, and memorable. Unless you make up excuses late, do not make assignments, late to go home, etc. There are many more of my other reasons. But the record for the most reason essays is still held by Adhib, maybe if the reason in kumpulin can be a 5-season novel with 500 pages thick, even worse if it is made into soap opera title 'Reason Adhib' up to 5 seasons.

No wonder how it will be, starting from 'the reason the Adhib' courtship is the same 'other reason' and they are entangled in a love triangle, although their relationship was chaotic but they still survive because of the strength of their love. And they got married, had children, lived a very rich life, but because of internal company problems, they fell into poverty and their son went wild and continued to play Rock n Roll band and drink, finally on the pass to the pesantren. The story continues, they sell chicken satay. Why not be a porridgeist? Because the porridge has played soap operas and took the Hajj. Chicken sataymen can also go on Hajj, only porridge makers can. And we do not need to continue, if you want to know the follow-up tongkrongin aja RCTI around 20:00 every Wednesday and Thursday, oh yes news Wednesday does not air but aired longer Thursday.

And I gave up, mending make in school so that can get inspiration and mumpung there is free Wi-Fi, is it a pity not in the best benefit possible, understand the poor! The free will continues. Advertisement first, let's be cool.

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That was not important, bro, let me make my short story look long. Back to the previous topic. Keep time at school, already belain carry heavy laptop heavy so that it can make the task. Not because of the temptation of friends, who are not sure to play the game or are not sure to watch iron man 3 which is just released, all plans so failed. But inspiration short stories arise time again playing with friends. When farhan again poco poco poco gymnastics diriririn rhythm sound dog that he imitated, continue to hear the story adya if the Olga Syahputra cyborg made in China KW 3 in the production of MITO, kereen right? unfortunately made in china, KW 3 again. Do you know Olga? If you don't know 4l@Y. Let the cave clear yes, Olga was the host of the terrible event that lalayeye lo, which all the audience never replace it that was all, the narrative wash continues to sunbathe. Klo still do not know tongkrongin aja RCTI about 9 o'clock every day!

Okeh we continue, and finally here is the story of the absurd Ala M. Haris Jonas High School student 10 Padang, class X7. There are only absurd students in the class and 97% of the members of the class are abnormal. This story is not fictitious, it really is! Dius! Oh yes this short story tells about the daily life of a human child as he again seeks inspiration for his short story. Various ways he did to find inspiration, from hanging out in his home WC and neighboring WC to general WC! You see, there is a myth that hanging out in the old WC for a long time can cause ideas. It turned out to be wrong! There is even more body odor and causes hemorrhoids or hemorrhoids due to squat over time. One last message from the author 'Use your time as well as good and if you want to write short stories mending hanging out in cheap caf' + wi-fi free, and don't be as sorry as I am because my time is up because of hanging out at WC and now I can't sit comfortably *aka hemorrhoid' Wassalam.

EXPIRE....

The person who wrote: M. Harris Jonas.