A Million Stories

Special episode (Cute Story)

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Story 1*DILEMMA OF GHOSTS*

One night there was a ghost association that was discussing their grief to be ghosts. In the society there are pocongs, ngesot sisters, sundel bolong and tuyul.

Pocong: ”Eh, you know? Pocong is not good. When the cave mo nakutin people, automatically tuh people must be on the run right? Well, shadow! How many leaps must the cave make to chase them? They are delicious to run, is the cave, run time using rich gini costumes? Obviously not possible, right? Not to mention the cave's call 'Cong'! Is the cave bencong near the terminal what is called kaya? Halleoo... Gini-gini cave 100�

Sister Ngesot: ”Eh, don't bro! So the ngesot sister was even worse. You're just delicious not to be able to chase. Lah cave? Everyone ran away, but the cave could only suck. Not to mention the streets in Indonesia is not flat anymore. Hiks, every nakutin cave, cave must buy plaster first 10 strips. You see, the feet of the cave are bruised and bloody just for the nakutin that person alone. Heh, mending cave so sundel bolong aja deh!”

Sundel Bolong: ”Jangaan...!!! Sundel bolong is not good. You guys are still mending just like that. Lah, the cave if nakutin even punished cave victims. The story is gini, at that time gua mo nakutin people selling satay. Well, like sundel bolong in general, cave pesen satay 100 skewers. And that's when the suffering begins. The cave must wait for the old satay nyiapin. Well when finished, the cave eats tuh satay quickly and greedily. Well, after that cave pay tuh people with leaves as usual. At that time the cave was ready to laugh giggling. Eh suddenly tuh satayman instead throw the cave using leaves while saying: ‘Eh, you think you champion master chef? Uda pesen a lot can not pay anymore. In Indonesia, we all have to have capital! Anyway there is no more alesan, you have to help the cave nuk ama cook satay ampe 1000 skewers instead!’ Huh, if gini mending cave so tuyul aja deh!”

Tuyul: ”Eh, you think so a nice cave ape? Every night the cave had to work hard to earn a living for the cave master. Not to mention last night the cave had a very painful experience. Here's story. At that time the cave again ran the task. Gua kudu stole in a pretty big house. Well, when the cave mo open the door, the cave knows to face the shock that the cave has faced before. They said Happy Birthday to the Cave! They are all on singing the song ‘happy birthday tuyul. At that time the cave uda seneng really, because the cave kaga was once said to be safe with anyone. Where it was exactly the 2nd year the cave was raised from the grave again. But the problem...”.

Sister Ngesot, Sundel Bolong, Pocong: ”Lha teruuuus...???”

Tuyul: ”But the problem is they're wrong people! It turns out that the birthday is the kid who owns the house. At that time, the uda cave was very beautiful. After the real child arrives, they realize that they are wrong. Hix... I didn't get that surprise. THE OATH...!!!

EXPIRE...

Story 2 *CAUSE OF CHEATING*

Vera is dying waiting for her death to come. She was held by her husband, Budi who was covered in tears. Then Si Vera whispered in a weak voice, "My dear Preacher..." But immediately cut by Budi, "Sshttt... Ver, don't talk too much".

"Masss.".", continued Vera in a tone of pain forcing her to speak.

"I want to talk... I want to give a confession", said Vera grimacing.

Wiping away his wife's tears, Budi said, "There is nothing you should confess... Never mind, just rest..."

"No. no... Anyway Vera should talk to Mas now, let Vera calm down later... Mas, I never slept with your sister, your best friend and also your father, hhhgggh.", said Vera in a limp tone.

Keep saying, "Udah Ver... Don't force your talking! I already know all that... What do you think I poisoned you for...?"

EXPIRE..

Story 3*STOP SCOLDING WIFE*

There is a husband who never gets angry or yells at his wife. When someone asked, the husband told me.

I used to see my wife clawed by her favorite cat. My wife just smiled and said, "ONE". The next day the cat scratched it again, but my wife kept smiling and said, "TWO". It turned out that the next day the cat scratched my wife again. And with a smile my wife said, "THREE".

Then my wife took a package and put it on the fish, and served it to the cat. The cat immediately devoured him and his body was shocked to death.

The surprised husband immediately shouted furiously, "Hey you've gone mad huh! You poisoned that cat just for scratching you...???"

The wife smiled as she said, "ONE".

Since then the husband never again scolded his wife.

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EXPIRE...

Story 4 *HOLIDAYS IN JAKARTA*

Madura Udin is on holiday in Jakarta. He wants to travel around Jakarta by taking a metromini.

He observed what was happening inside the metromini. Including the behavior of the kernet and passengers of the bus.

Soon the kernet said, "Word... Dirmans... Dirmann..." (Sign that the bus has arrived at Jalan Sudirman)

Then a male passenger shouted, "KIRI..!!!", and the passenger got off.

How long did the kernet scream, "Kartini... Kartinis... Kartinis..."

A young girl goes, "LEFT...!!", and the girl goes down.

Some time later, the kernet shouted again, "Wahidin... Wahidines... Wahid..."

Soon, the kernet shouted again, "GATOT SUBROTO... GATOT SUBROTO'S..."

A thick-moustached handsome young man replied, "LEFT....!!!". Then the mustache came down.

Udin was alone on the bus. With a faint heart, long-time annoyed also he. Then get the kernet.

In an angry tone Udin said, "Bad until then! From now on, the people call!

Lha, my name isn't until you call! If this is how, when do I get off...???"

Fortunately the kernet responded. Kernet then asked, "Who's your father's name?"

"My name is Udin...!!", he replied.

The kernet immediately shouted, "Udin... Udin... Udin...!!!"

Udin was relieved and said, "Well, I see... LEFT...!!!". So Udin went down on the highway.

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For those who find Udin, please contact his family in Sumenep!

EXPIRE...

Story 5 *BIKIN COFFEE*

Husband: "Hamideh, nyimpen sugar dimane anyway? Brother mao made this coffee!"

Wife: "In kitchen bang, in jar..."

Husband: "Udeh lookin', no Mideh! That jar mane anyway?"

Wife: "That's the one in the jar that has the inscription SALT!"

Husband: "Jeileeh... Pantesan did not meet! Hamideh's gimane, sugar jars, laced with salt?"

Wife: "Let's not be caught with ants bang! Rich in HP brother, RISKA written JUNAEDI, let aye do not know...!!!" 😒😌😣

Story 6*STRESS WORD MEANING*

STRESS is....

When you give a ride to a pretty girl, then she passes out in your car, and you take her to the hospital.

It makes you STRESS!

While in the hospital the doctor said he was pregnant and congratulated you that you were going to be a father. Then you say that you are not the baby's father, but the girl says that you are the baby's father.

You're getting STRESSED!

Then you ask for a DNA test to prove that you are not the baby's father, but the girl still insists that it is you.

You are starting to get very STRESSed!

After the DNA test, the doctor said that you are not the baby's father, because you can't be a father because you are barren. That result makes you a little relieved, while increasing STRESS!

On the way back home, you start to think who is actually the Father of 4 children of Your wife who has been calling You Dad, because you know that You are actually barren.

THAT'S CALLED STRESS!

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Finishes.

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