A Million Stories
Special episode (Cute Story)
HAPPY READING 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Story 1*READ SLOWLY*
Read slowly with your wife or partner!
Husband: I've been waiting for a time like this for a long time. Finally, too...!!!
Wife: Would you be willing if I left you?
Husband: Of course not! Don't you ever think like that...!!!
Wife: Do you really love me?
Husband: Sure! It will forever remain so...!!!
Wife: Have you ever cheated?
Husband: No! I would never do that...!!!
Wife: Will you hug me?
Husband: Yes...!!!
Wife: Hm... My darling!
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* Well, now try reading it from the ground up a little hard with your wife! There will definitely be pots and kitchen utensils floating to your head! 😄😄😄
EXPIRE...
Story 2*OLD WIFE VS YOUNG WIFE*
Do you know the difference between AN OLD WIFE and A YOUNG WIFE?
OLD WIFE is like TV, while YOUNG WIFE is like HP.
📺 At home watch TV.
📱Walk carry HP.
📺 TV is rarely held-held and touched, usually from afar (pake remote).
📱HP is constantly held and needs touch at all times.
📺 No money, watch TV.
📱 Much money, find new HP.
📺 TV does not need much expenditure.
📱But HP needs pulses and quotas. If it is not filled it cannot be used.
📺 TV big shape.
📱 But HP is usually cute, the design is nice and nice to carry everywhere.
📺 Cheap TV running cost.
📱 But HP is pretty expensive.
📺 TV can not be hidden.
📱 HP can.
📺 TV shows can be boring.
📱 But HP does not, because of its many games.
📺 Watch TV usually from one side.
📱 But HP can be flipped through 360 degrees.
⚡ But WATCH OUT...!!! Don't try to put HP near the TV! You could get radiation and the TV could EXPLODE...!!! 👹👹👹
EXPIRE...
Story 3*FOLLOW CRAZY*
One day at the Mental Hospital.
Doctor: How did you get mentally ill at first?
Patient: Start of a family relationship, Doc!
Doctor: What is the family relationship? Please explain!
Patient: A few years ago I married a widow. The widow has a 20-year-old daughter.
Then my father was a widower, seducing my stepdaughter, and finally my stepdaughter married my father. That means my stepdaughter became my stepmother, and my father became my daughter-in-law.
Two years later, my wife gave birth to my son, and it was the sister of my stepmother. So that my son calls me father, and I can also call my son uncle.
Then the next year, my stepson and my father had a child. That means he's my brother. But he also had to call me grandfather.
At the same time, my wife is the mother of my stepmother, the grandmother of my child, and I, as the husband of my wife, am the grandfather of my own child.
That's the story, Doc! My brain almost exploded thinking about my family relationship! And I ended up going crazy like this, Doc!
Doctor: I can also go crazy with your family's story!
Please do not go crazy read this story too! 😝😝😝
EXPIRE...
Story 4 *8 WEIRD TRADERS IN INDONESIA*
The Trader WHO CANNOT BE BARRED is the Baker. The promotion of bread is fresh but not negotiable! 😓
The NEKAT Trader is a Gasman. I know the streets are going down, uh still say, "GAAAS... GAAAS.", instead of saying "REM..." 😓
Traders WHO ARE LESS EMPLOYED are Fried Rice Buyers. Rice is still fried! 😧
Traders WHO DO NOT KNOW THE WORD REGRET IS the Butcher. Rice is porridge still sold! 😧
The STRANGEST Merchant is the Fishman. Dead fish is fresh! 😓
The MOST CONFUSED Merchant is the Photo Printer. Asked 3 x 4 how much, he answered 3000. Confused right? 😧
Traders WHO LIKE FORGET are Vegetable Shoppers. He said just, "Sayur... Vegetable... Vegetable...". He does not know the chili, tempeh, tofu and others he sells. 😀
The MOST RESILIENT Traders are Lesehan Traders. Every night it goes out of business, tomorrow it opens again. Just incredible! ⁇
Smiling because smiling is proven to reduce stress! 😂😂😆
EXPIRE...
Sometimes I get confused with English. 🤔
Good: Good
Time: Time
Good Time: Chocolate biscuits 😂
Butter: Butter
Fly: Fly
Butterfly: Butterfly 😂
Miss: Woman
Call: Call
Miss Call: No pulse 😀
Sun: Sun
Light: Light
Sunlight: Soap dishwasher 😱
He: He
Tooth: Tooth
Bluetooth: Farting 😷😅
Well: Well
Come: Come
Wellcome: Doormat 😅
Life: Life
Boy: Boy
Lifeboy: Bath soap 😅
He: He's a boy
Love: Love
Helove: Forgot
Cow: Cow
Eat: Eat
Coweat: Where to make a terasi sambel 😂
Cow: Cow
Boy: The boy
Cowboy: Armed thugs 😁
Go: Go
Song: Singing
Gosong: Scorched 😃
Happy studying... 😁😁😁
EXPIRE...
Story 6*CINEMAS*
KRIIYING...!!! The phone on the desk of XXl cinema office rang.
Udin: "Hallo mas! I want it, what time does the movie theater open?"
Guards: "Jam 1 mas!"
Udin: "Can it open at 9 o'clock?"
Guards: "Can't! It's 1 o'clock isn't it"
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At 11 the phone sounded again.
Sand: "Hallo... What time is the cinema?"
Guards: "You called earlier? You know, not at 1 o'clock"
Udin: "Hour 12 can't mas?"
Guard: "Can't! Does the cinema have your mbah what?"
Udin: "Rose a little! Not what, just half one?"
Keeper (congoose): "What movie do you really want to watch, how do you keep calling?"
Udin (whilst crying): "I am actually in a movie theater. Last night watching a movie fall asleep. Please open the door! I want to go home..." 😭😭😭
EXPIRE...
Story 7*ALL ABOUT MR. P*
You know Mr. A P? Time don't know?
Almost everyone in Indonesia knows what Mr. P, or in occult terms the world is called Mr. Pockmarks. Pocong is the most popular figure among the Indonesian ghost world. If in the world of entertainment, the pocong is likened to a ghost diva. Because of their TOP, they made films and trinkets. Here are the facts about Mr. Pockmarks. Ok! let's check this out!
– Pocong is cute because the only ghost that uses a knot on his head, like candy!
– Pocong can not snack because his id is stuffed with cotton and his hands are pickled.
– Pocong hate the same rain and muddle, because the pocong can slip.
– Pocong good climber. He can jump on the tile in a few seconds. Especially if there is a Hajj sir passing by.
– Pocong is actually afraid of his own face (asocial).
– Pocong can not suit and will not win suit.
– Pocong is always paired with kuntilanak, because his hands are picketed.
– Pocong wear sandals what shoes yes?
– There are many pocongs, but each pocong will look up if called, "Cong!" And it can be very confusing if it's near a hunk.
– Pocong likes to forget that they are no longer human, so they like to be near humans. As a result, it shocked humans.
– Pocong including amphibians, can live in two realms.
– Pocongs include herbivorous creatures, eating only various kinds of flowers and sap named frankincense.
– The latin name of pocong is Homo Gentayanganus Kafanicus.
– Pocong can make a taxi have an acceleration of 120 km/h within 5 seconds.
– Pocong can sweep clean racing cup sacks when 17 Augustusan in all RT/RW.
– Pocong can disperse 1 company of soldiers, just by saying: Haiii...!!!
– Pocong has stocky calves, because the jump continues.
– When in the supermarket, pocong always confused when pushing trolley.
– Pocong can not join Indonesian Idol, because megang mic aja can not.
– Pocong only comes out at night, it is usually because of the same shame as his own face.
– The most horror movies for pocong are love verses.
– Pocong is the most disadvantaged party in the world of Indonesian cinema, because he does not get a royalty fee from every film that raises him (patent case).
– Pocong can be used instead of bolsters, to accompany your cold nights.
Finishes.
SORRY IF THERE ARE SIMILARITIES IN NAME, ADDRESS, TIME AND PLACE. THIS STORY IS JUST FICTIONAL. DO NOT FORGET TO FOLLOW AUTHOR, LIKE, COMMENT A LOT, MAKE A FAVORITE, VOTE CAN ALSO. THANK YE.
