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Ting...
Kegs...
Ting...
Kegs...
Aini and Daffa were eating when they heard the door bell ringing.
" It looks like there's a guest." Aini.
" Where I don't hear anything." Strangulate Daffa while continuing to eat.
Ting..
Vat..
Ting..
Kegs...
" That sounds like it..." Aini said as she returned to hear the doorbell.
" I heard no voice other than the voice of my heart calling your name." Daffa.
" Oh...." Aini melengos go.
" He ran away, but I tried to be a dreadful man.." Lirih Daffa's.
Not wanting the food to be eaten by the guests, even though Daffa did not know who would be visiting, Daffa decided to finish the meal before Aini took the guest to sit down and join the table the meal.
" O neighbor..." Said a girl in scantily clothes.
" Walaikum..." Screeched Aini.
" It's wrong, yeah, I'll repeat..."
The girl pressed the doorbell and said hello.
" Assalamualaikum neighbor."
" It's late." Screeched Aini.
" Hehe..."
" Who are you looking for and what are you doing?" Ask Aini.
" Look, I'm a new neighbor and since I'm new, I'm new and I don't have neighbors yet."
" Was she married?"
" If marriage is not yet, but if marriage is already."
" Huh?" Aini is a little loading because for him marriage and mating are the same thing.
While for the girl marriage and marriage are two different things.
" What do you mean???" Ask Aini.
" Yes mating cooks don't know mating anyway. That's your activity ber ahem ahem."
" Em yes, I'll find out for myself, by the way, what was needed yesterday."
" Lah kok ask again anyway not I have said if I still do not have a neighbor so I came to your house because it turns out your house is closest to my home because I want to get acquainted and have one friends are here. And look at me bringing food." Her speech.
" Well, what a good thing and I happen to be eating, how about we eat together inside?"
" Do you want to accept me as a neighbor?"
" Of course, shouldn't we live next door because we always need neighbors, especially when we go home to the Grace of Allah."
" Hehe.., my name is Viona."
" Call me Aini."
The two then went inside and headed for the kitchen.
Aini was surprised because Daffa had finished all the food there.
Viona was surprised to see the spectacular scene in front of her. How not to be surprised, Daffa is the most tamvan figure Viona has ever met. His strong posture...
Ah Viona so imagine how powerful the mighty king. Belitung Eel.
" Hello are you okay?" Ask Aini.
" He's who?" Viona asked who was still pensive with her own shadow.
" He's my husband."
" Oh sorry. Assalamualaikum her husband neighbor."
" I told you to call me Aini."
" I'm sorry sometimes my brain likes to load if it's laper."
" What are you waiting for, let's sit down and eat. I'm also wondering what you're carrying, if it's safe to eat." Aini asked as she glanced at the rantang that Viona had brought.
" This?, of course it's very safe to eat because I cooked it myself. I'm a master chef graduate of Indonesia."
" Ohya."
" Yes and I make sure that the food I bring is very safe and worth eating."
" Already Halal certified?" Aini asked that made Daffa hold back his laughter.
" No, it's still a process..."
" The process to...?"
" The process of getting into the mouth."
" Huh?"
" Yes so once this food gets into the mouth of the neighbor will definitely say that this food is very halal and already certified."
Aini knew a deep breath before Aini finally invited Fiona to sit down.
Fiona began to open one by one the food she brought.
Sweet spicy calamari...
Shrimp oyster sauce..
And Mr.Crab basil seasoning.
Daffa looked at her like she had not eaten for days and made her drool drip.
" Husband, condition his saliva. Falling in food is dangerous."
" What causes the rabies virus."
" Don't fight it's better to just eat it and feel the pleasure, uhhh .." Fiona said as she stretched.
" What are you doing?" Ask Daffa.
" What's wrong, I'm just stretching the muscles in the body."
" Oh I think you're having hives."
" Pfff, itching..." Kekeh Aini's.
Daffa and Aini begin to try the food brought by Viona and how surprised she is to know that it does not taste better than the classy restaurants and food on TV TV.
" Here you haven't introduced your husband to me."
" Ah yes sorry so good the food you brought me so I forgot to introduce you. This husband is our new neighbor Fiona and this Fiona is my husband Daffa."
" Hey Mr. Tamvan, uh he means Mr. Daffa." Fiona said as she played her two eyes.
" His eyes itch?" Ask Aini
" Yes ask for it in the scratch." Daffa Imbuh.
" What does your husband work for?" Ask Viona.
" People's representatives may." Screeched Aini.
"If I were to become the representative of the people I would fail." Daffa.
" What's the matter?" Ask Aini and Fiona almost simultaneously.
"Why think of the people, if all that's always on my mind is you're my wife.."
" Well...." Daffa tries to wrestle Aini, but the one that melts is Fiona.
"Viona, if you look for the couple, don't look at their fondness, but from their eyes, their livelihood." Aini.
" La why?"
"Usually the girl who is still alone does not have a boyfriend. Usually." Daffa.
" Don't have his own girlfriend yet." Aini said while Viona still continued to pay attention to how she could devour Mr. Krab. Viona continued to notice how Daffa's tongue was looking for a gap to get something so delicious behind the hard shell Mr. Crab.
" Don't have a girlfriend?" Ask Daffa who immediately made Fiona realize and return to the real world.
" Hmmm, got the hell but the word girlfriend just applies to me."
" Why?"
" Hmm.., frequent shuttle. I hang out often. We often had lunch and dinner together. Apparently, it is only considered as a friend. Sad one!" Viona said as she re-wiggled like a worm doused in salt water.
" Viona Actually you know why the hell are you itching?"
" Yes I'm itching because of the caterpillars that are behind there.." Screaming Fiona unconsciously.
" sthat mean?" Ask Daffa and Aini simultaneously.
" I mean I'm a famous caterpillar from a plant that's in front of my fence." Fiona.
God I must be crazy because I've imagined someone else's husband. But Lord, if he's my soul mate, bring him closer. But, if he's not my soul mate, I'm willing that you give me a man who looks like him, so I beg God to send me one who's like him"
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"Cock courtship mulu. You're dating the same man what onions?" Daffa said casually as he listened to Fiona's heart, saying that men only come and stop for a while and then leave.
"The breakup of love does not hurt. The sick one, broke up but still in love!" Aini said as she glanced at Daffa who had just finished contacting Kenzo.
Daffa who realized that Aini was insinuating him immediately put down his phone and thought of the right words to reverse the atmosphere.
The idea came when Daffa's eyes saw a green bottle near the sink.
"You are like Sunlight, able to eliminate the memories of a stubborn ex.
Aini immediately turned to the sunlight behind her. While Fiona melted back to hear the flutter of Daffa.
Aini and Fiona look at each other, if Aini thinks Dafa is in his crazy model but not with Fiona. Fiona actually considers that Daffa is the most perfect creature among other perfect creatures because it is able to string words that can melt the heart.
Fiona melted back as Daffa again let out the words that he now relied on.
"Not only food that must have balanced nutrition, but this liver needs a counterweight. The counterweight is you."
" me?" Fiona said as she pointed to herself.
" It's not you, it's him standing next to you."
" Uhuk..." Aini who was drinking was instantly shocked and choked.
Like her Fiona put in an ingredient that made the madness in my husband rise sharply. I need to find out what Viona's cooking these foods with.
After finishing eating, Viona said goodbye to go home because she was unable to if she constantly heard the words from Daffa, maybe she would melt completely.
When Daffa also accompanied Aini's return, Daffa suddenly spoke when he heard the news of the show being hosted by a TV reporter.
"Don't you?" Daffa.
" What?" Aini.
" BMG: Geophysical Meteorology Agency, changed its name to OMG after seeing as bright as you."
Shave !!!
Fiona immediately hit the door hearing what Daffa had just said.
" Husband can you condition this relapsing madness. Or you can forget about it for a while because I'm not good with our guests." Aini Whisper.
" Of course I can forget it, but if told to forget you, I have to go to the village office first make a certificate unable." Say Daffa with a smile and blink his eyes.
*Gosh, I'd better get a sample of food cooked by Viona's lab to see what ingredients made my husband's insanity worse.
Oh my God where Aini found a guy like this. I have to ask so I can find another one like this.
Ahahaha it turns out that I'm not bad at romance either. Aini I will come back with my romantic souls who will melt your heart. And don't ever call me Daffa if I can't melt your heart*.
" I thank you for letting me come and see you." Fiona.
" Same same."
" Which house are you?" Ask Daffa.
" That." Viona pointed towards the house in front of Daffa's house.
" Hmm good, the distance might be about 20 or 30 feet."
"Even if we are as far away as the sun and Pluto as the ephehelium. The amplitude of your heart's waves intervenes with my heart." Viona.
" Wait Do you think you can invest with my husband's heart?. How many hearts do you have that you want to invest in my husband and my husband is a bank?"
" Huh, you know ah dark." Viona said as she passed opening the gates of Aini's house and walked home.
" It is still light, it is dark." Shouted Aini.
" Tau ah..."
" What's angry?" Aini said, while Daffa chuckled because he knew that Fiona was trying to say something horrible to him and hoped that Daffa would return Fiona's rebuke as Daffa did to Aini.
Aini's pity who thinks that the dreadlocks are one of the symptoms of Daffa madness makes Fiona lose her appetite to fight again.
" Why is he?" Ask Aini.
" It's not worth thinking later also come again, Now you want me to take a walk."
" Where?"
" To my heart..."
Tung !!!
Aini hit Daffa's head with a spoon she had unwittingly carried.
" Aware husband aware. Don't keep rumbling..." Say Aini while glaring in.
" Well the dreadlocks say. What kind of woman is Aini really?" Complaints Daffa.
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Her night...
" It's..." Call Daffa.
" Hmmm..." Jawap Aini who slept while turning her back to Daffa.
" It's..."
" Hmm...."
" Is it in your heart that I am not?" Ask Daffa.
" Yes, there is no one you are as big as an elephant when you want to be in my heart as small as an uplifting."
" Well, even though a mobile phone that has small memory can only save photos to thousands, cook just to keep me one seed, your heart can not really."
Aini then turned around and looked at Daffa.
" Husband Actually you're why the hell lately I feel that the level of madness you've been very overdosed. Are you taking the wrong medication or excess medication?"
" What is my fault?" Ask Daffa.
" Yes you asked me to put you in my heart. Just want to go in through the hole where I don't have."
Hah, even though he has one hole that goes into the deepest heart. Hmmm, if only I could explore that hole. Pekik Daffa's.
Aini shook her head to see Daffa who closed her eyes while smiling herself to imagine when she managed to explore the hole in Aini.
Aini returns to visit Daffa and plays with her phone figuring out how to stop the couple's infatuation.
In the morning, Daffa will not usually ask to make a glass of coffee to Aini.
But Aini still made it because she thought that Daffa might be back in its normal mode.
" Thank you, my wife." Daffa said as Aini placed a cup of coffee in front of her.
Aini only smiled because if Aini spoke, she was afraid that the Daffa madness would reappear.
"Don't you like coffee? I really like. You know why? Coffee is like you, bitter but make opium so want to continue." Say Daffa with a smile.
While Aini was made to gawk again.
"Your eyes are simple, but they can divert the world. So don't look at me too long because I'm afraid to move to another world."
Aini who had indeed gawked while looking at Daffa immediately seemed wrong. And it made Daffa even happier because he felt that his male soul was beginning to return.
Fight is entong. I'm trying to regenerate the crazy souls inside me. After this you must try to rise so that we can together enjoy the beauty of the world.
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