Space Rainbow

Stair Tactics..

Rainbows

With great enthusiasm, I arrived at school this morning 15 minutes before the entrance bell rang. Sell me again to the classes.

Bizarrely.. No one has bought any of them.

"Kenyang Pel's.. "

"Sorry.I had breakfast. "

"Yeah.. Pela you late, I already bought it in minimarket. "

"Say your bread is stale Pel. I'm afraid of poisoning! "

So they said when I offered them my bread. Though every day I must bring a new bread, fresh from the oven?

Maybe it has not been sustenance. Tomorrow, I bring her a little, anyway I want to work too. At least there is hope that there will be money on hand.

While walking towards my class, I heard from outside. Evelyn's voice was laughing. How fortuitous... I'll return the money he threw yesterday.

"Hahhaaha.. sukurin tuh, doubt him! "

"So you are the one who made the rumor that the bread that the Rainbow sells is stale? "

"Dad..Why is it? "

"You have Eve..?Pela never bothered you.. "

"He was wrong because he was born poor but pretentious and school here.. "

"Why don't you have a little empathy? you realize that what you are doing is shelter! if you were in his position.What would you do if you were treated so richly?I want to know.. what is the reason you are so fond of ngebully Pela? "

I frowned, because I heard Nina's voice tremble a little while fighting with Evelyn's mouth.

"I don't like him.. Clear? Hey.. temen-temen.. Am I wrong? should there be a reason to not like people? " In a mocking tone, Evelyn circulated a glance.

Byiaaaaar.

I threw 4 pieces of red money right in Evelyn's face. He immediately flipped.

For a moment, everyone in the class was stunned. There were some of them looking at me while pushing both eyes.

"Ambiii... I don't need it! I am a material poor man, but at least not moral poor! "

"Repy.. "

"Come to Nin's class.. " I grabbed Nina's hand and pulled her until her thin body staggered slightly.

Braaac.

I closed Evelyn's class hard.

"Heeh Pelangi .. Look at it later! You will know who you are dealing with! " From behind the door came Evelyn's voice full of threats.

"Sorry Nin. I want to go to the toilet, you go to class first! "

"Are you all right? want me to go to Pel? "

"You have to. I'm fine! "

While running, I walked down the school corridor. Refraining from emotions, it is better to go to the toilet to wash your face and calm down.

"Oooooooo's... Oooee... " Someone in there is like spewing something out.

"Oeeee... "

I went to the door and knocked slowly.

Geck.. Geck..

"Sorry.. Who's inside? is there anything I can help you with? "

"Ngga kok. gapapa.. " Sounds the voice of someone I know.

Chequek.

"Teh Ayuung's? " I looked pityfully at the door, it turned out that the one inside was Ayung tea.

"All right? "

"Pelaa. aja ko. ordinary Pel. morning sick.. "

"Want me to take you to the UKS? " Tawarku, grabbed the hand of Ayung tea that was holding the door. And another hand held his belly.

"By Pel. sorry.yaa. when briefly enter. "

"Gapapa tea.. " I also took Ayung's tea hand and we both walked to the UKS room.

"If you're sick, why attend tea school? "

"This is the usual ko Pel. if again pregnant is indeed gini, later also headed noon mah ngga.. Eeh. sorry for the slip! Ouch!" Ayung Tea closed his mouth.

"Casual tea.Everyone knows that you're married.don't worry!"

"Do you know Pel? Hhhh.. " Ayung Tea snorted, "That's really hot! " It then glazed over.

"Let's go in the tea.bentar I open the door first. "

Chequek.

"Teteh first, I'll tell the class president.. "

"You know not Pel. Many pairs of eyes that look at you do not like.some are mocking, some are satirizing.deteh know, it is not pantes students who are still in school rich tuh tuh gini.. !" Ayung tea rubs his belly full of affection."But this is beyond the power of the 11th class, we are married, but the rumors are even macem-macem. "

"Don't be sad about tea, what's important about them! Later debay in the stomach also follow sad if you are sad.. "

"Ehh. iyah... Sayaaang sorry... " It rubbed his stomach again.

"May I elus ga tea..hehhe curious! "

Teh Ayung nodded. Pulling my hand to stroke her stomach.

"Halloo dede utun.this is ateu Pela.. "

"Hihhi.you are rich in temen-teh aja Pel.. "

I heard the bell in.

"Teh. I go in first yes, stop by the classroom. "

"Thank you Pela. sorry ngerepotin.. "

I walked out of the UKS room, and passed towards Ayung's tea class.

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"OK class... According to the Oxford Dictionary Spoof.the meaning of Spoof Text is a humorous imitation of something, typically a film or a particular genre of film, in which its characteristic features are exaggerated for comic effect." 

"It means a funny imitation of something, usually in a film or a genre, where the characters in the film exaggerate what they do to make it look funny. So we can conclude that this Spoof Text is a funny story that has the purpose of entertaining its audience, for example, such as a stand up comedy show."

"The Characteristics of Spoof text, Usually Using simple past tense... And is a true story experienced by someone.Also, has similarities with Narrative Text, but here Spoof Text emphasizes more to the twist (spinning/fleeting) that is at the end and makes a text funny. Who can give an example sentence or conversation spoof text? "

I raised my hand, and Mother Lastri nodded.

"Rainbow... " Pointing Pastri at me. And I stood up, walking forward. Facing my friends who were watching me.

"For example, This is about a child who had just entered elementary school (SD) when the school asked by his parent.and His mother asked,"

"What do you learn today, Son?"

"Learning to write, ma'am, he replied as he put the bag in his back."

"What are you writing, kid? asked the father asked, that stand next to his mother."

"I don't know, I have not learned to read yet."

"Try to translate it into Indonesian!" Miss Lastri's orders.

"For example, this is a story about a child who had just entered Primary School (SD). when returning home from school was asked by both parents. His mother asked, "

"What did you learn today, son?"

"Learn to write ma'am, replied the child while putting the bag on his back."

"What did you write, son?change, asked the father who was next to his mother.

"I don't know, I haven't learned to read."

"Very good! you can sit back! Well.. examples of conversations given by the Rainbow can be a picture.."

"OKs... So, Generic Structure from Spoof Text is one... Orientation contains introductions of characters, places, times, settings, etc."

"Both...Events, containing events that occur...This part... is not a funny part, usually just a lure (bait) so that the listener is curious about the story/what will happen at the end of the story."

"And the third is Twist is the end of the story that is unexpected so it is considered funny (so like a play).like the previous Rainbow said, at the end of the conversation it turns out the little boy has not been taught to read. And automatically his sentence invites the laughter of both parents. So far. have you understood? "

"Faham buu's... " All students answered.

"So, is there anything to ask? Who else can set an example? " Connect with Lastri again.

All was silent and the classroom atmosphere became silent for a moment.

"Ok. I assume all already understand.. "

I heard the break bell ringing.

And almost all of the students cheered to hear it, being greeted head-on by Miss Lastri.

"Well, because I assume all already understand, home work for next week. Create a group of 3/4 people and make Spoof Text conversation like this. next week each group will move forward.."

"Good Buu.. "

We also said hello to Miss Lastri, after Miss Lastri left the class. All the students walked to the school cafeteria.

"Today your bread is no more, Pel? " Tanya Nina was sad.

"Gapapa. can I go back to the factory, maybe tomorrow I won't take it to Nin's school.. "

"Why? "

"Fear no more.. "

"Don't be sad, don't dong! where is the Rainbow who is always optimistic and upbeat? let's go to the cafeteria. I buy it! "

"Ngga Nin. I'm really full, want to be in class. You go to the canteen! gapapa alone? "

"Yes, I was just a minute. "

"Dad.. " I'm finishing up lesson B. The finished English are used in my bag. And Nina took another friend to the cafeteria.

Geck.. Geck..

I furrowed my eyebrows. I saw the male student next to my class come in and approach me.

"Who to find? " I was surprised, because in class I was alone.

"You.. " Sign it at me with a smile and sit on the table.

"I? there need to what? " Tanyaku ketus, because it does not feel have any business with him.

"I Rangga... Next class, you still sell bread? "

"Mhhmm.. still, why? "

"I bought everything! "

"Huhuh? " I frowned again.

"Wait to go home to school, will you come with me? distribute the bread to street children or buskers in front of the traffic.. "

"Kids? mauu.. "

"I'm waiting for you to go home from school, and here's the money to buy all your bread.. " The student named Rangga put 2 pieces of red money in my hand.

"Eeh. but this is an advantage! "

"Gapapa... Just take the change! "

"Lhoo. can't do that! "

"Santaaaii. see you go home to school, I wait at the gate yaa!"He also left my class.

"Alhamdulillah... " I put money in my pocket and smile with a happy feeling.

Thanks you.. The ladder!

Often my trading lots...

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