I'm a Savings Woman

MANG DIMAN'S SILLINESS

Meanwhile, in another place, Bi Asih and Mang Diman were having a serious chat.

"Sir, what a messianic neng Izzah. Is there nothing we can do to help him? ask Bi Asih.

"There's a ma'am, the way you have to talk directly to Mr. Rayhan" replied Mang Diman.

"Good idea sir. But sir, the tea mama is astonished sir. How can Mr. Rayhan talk rudely like that and accuse neng Izzah of having an affair with Ifan" said Bi Asih.

"You are sure, this must have been the work of the Vampire Mak" said Mang Diman.

"What do you mean by Mrs Rosita's tea?" ask Bi Asih.

"Yes, who else. Mak Lampir must have incited Rayhan master by slandering Izzah neng. Iiihh the father was furious." said Mang Diman.

"Sama sir, from the first lady Ros teah emang evil." Bi Asih replied.

"If so now also the father of Mak Lampir's house first, you want to meet Mr. Rayhan to explain everything" said Mang Diman as he stood up and walked to his motorcycle to rush to Rayhan's house.

"Be careful sir." said Bi Asih.

When she was about to turn on her motorbike Mang Diman's son, Lilis came with her husband.

"Where are you going?" ask Lilis.

"Eeeh Lilis, this was going to Rayhan's house" replied Mang Diman.

Andi Lilis' husband shines Mang Diman.

"Assalamualaikum bah" said Andi.

"Vaalaikumussalam. Come on in first." replied Mang Diman.

Bi Asih sumringah welcomed the arrival of her son and daughter-in-law. Mang Diman finally undoes his intention to go to Rayhan's house because of the arrival of Lilis and her husband.

Andi and Mang Diman were busy chatting in the guest room while Lilis and Bi Asih were busy preparing food. Before long Lilis came out carrying a fried banana followed by Bi Asih carrying a tray containing sweet tea.

"Let's get a taste of crispy fried bananas made by Lilis."

"Cripsi fry? Is that Lis?" ask Mang Diman.

"Crispy sir, not krypsi."

"Yes.ya kripsi. Abah think only college people who have the term kripsi, fried bananas also have the crepe, huh?"

"Oh Allah, it is not a crypt, let alone a crispy" said Lilis.

Andi and Bi Asih just laughed. Mang Diman still looks confused.

"Part of fried bananas wear there are the chips - the script what is it try? I am confused."

"Crispy hp. Crispy means crispy bah." said Lilis bluster.

"Aduuhh Lis, Lis... Just say the crispy fried banana just used say fried banana kripsi. Abah will be confused." said Mang Diman laughed while tasting fried bananas made by Lilis.

"Iiihh the Abah, today it's all English. Food must be in English. Let's get more raunchy."

"Andi, do you want the name of Lilis since when do you use all English shows?" asked Mang Diman to his son-in-law.

"The cosmetic? Especially that? It's now sosmet. I mean, Lilis used to play with Ustad Solmed?"

"Buahaha haha..." Andi could not help but laugh at her in-laws.

"Upsss sorry bah, release. Because funny, Andi meant social media social sosmed not Ustad Solmed bah. Hihih."

Bi Asih and Lilis laughed out loud.

"Eleh-eleh the mother followed ketawain abah, did you know what sosmet is?" ask Mang Diman.

"Yes, you know bah. Let old gini mom can also gaul. Sosmet that has a video joget-jogetnya. Really Lis?" bi Asih.

"Yes-yes, maybe what I mean is a tok-tok app. It's still one of them has not been pesbuk, not watsap, not the other is still much more." explained Lilis.

"Aaiihh already, don't talk about sosmet anymore. Is this what else Lis? Why are fried bananas given noodles like this?" ask Mang Diman.

Again Bi Asih and Andi laughed at Mang Diman's behavior.

"Good bah.... That's cheese.keee.... Not the noodle sah."

"It's cheese, wah setau abah cheese tea is not like this. The cheese is boxy, round or like a sheet of paper. This is even kayak noodles." said Mang Dinan plain.

Lilis patted the eel looking at her father's silliness.

"Have not done much anymore bah. Now eaten a fried banana is guaranteed mantul" said Lilis while showing her thumb.

"bull? You mean you'll be kayaking balls after eating these fried bananas?" ask Mang Diman.

Andi increasingly frowned, his stomach until sick because most laugh.

"Astagfirulloh bah, I mean Lilis tea mantul is steady right, not mantul-mantul like a bah bekel ball."

Mang Diman scratched his head that was not itchy. After a day of joking together, Lilis and Andi say goodbye to going home. Lilis and Andi took turns to treat Mang Diman and Bi Asih.

When Lilis and Andi were about to ride the bike, Mang Diman asked.

"Lis speaks English that heart, liver right? Then if her English is on what road Lis?"

"On the road? Mmmm on the road bah. Why is bah?" tanya Lilis who was sitting in the back seat of the bike.

"If so be you two, liver-liver on de rod yaa." said Mang Diman confidently.

Andi and Lilis looked at him, they looked confused.

"You mean?" ask Lilis.

"Yaaa be careful on Lis's path, at that time I don't know." replied Mang Diman.

Andi and Lilis laughed at the same time.

"Change.abah... There-there's aja. Yes, we say yes, mother." said Lilis.

"Assalamualaikum.." said Andi and Lilis together.

"Waalaikumsalam.." replied Mang Diman and Bi Asih.