Thugs Campus

TRAUMATISED

"Why don't we just grab pesen anyway, why must stand on the side of the road gini we.Sususah here rarely there are taxis passing". Protests because it has been 10 minutes since the exit of the boarding house we still stand on the side of the highway.

"Bim, just relax yourself we take a taxi aja.Bosen gw ride grab or gojek mulu".

"Yes cak occasionally we do not rely on gadgets continue, counting we give income to taxi drivers whose land is now controlled by the same grab and the like".

"Tumben you on the thought until far away, usually it's only 1 meter that the mind immediately returns to zero again".Gw insinuations

"But nyet I have the trauma of taking a taxi in Jogja here, gw so I am afraid to take a taxi again".

"Seriously loe Bim?" why didn't you tell me from earlier.

"Well, if you have trauma, we can ride the grab just now, you can get traumatized how the story is cak?".

"Gw's gonna tell you a story but you both have to promise not to laugh?".

"Bim let us crazy what a trauma ngetawain his own friend, if you are sick we will also be sad Bemo!!"Udin spoke very convincingly.

"Yes cak, the trauma is not to be laughed at, we as friends will help you to overcome it.Remember cak although the world no one stands to help you, he said,there's still me here who's gonna stand front for you".The son of Madura spoke with meng gebu-gebu.

"Thank you nyet, turns out you both attention is also the same Iw, one of the later I treat you both vacation together for us healing".

"Loe said anything Bim, gw do not expect anything.Gw sincerely same loe but if you want to thank you, we want to go to Bali aja not far, not far away,loe want to deck Za to Bali in the treaties of our friend Bimo?"

"Yes obviously not yee! Bali is a suitable place for healing, I also want to do research there later".

"Emang loe want to research what Za in Bali?" ask Udin.

"I want to compare the size of local fruit with imported cak fruit?"

"What fruit do you want in Bali?" Udin was beginning to wonder.

"Fruit ..

"Stop Za I know you want to talk no doubt, I'm not good.If you don't want to be okay too".

"We want to cak, wherever you go behind you we step, that's right, brother Din".

"It's Za's deck". They smiled broadly.

Just wanted to invite to Bali already on the excitement of the game, especially if I invite around the world.Bisa roll-roll Jogja-Jakarta because they are happy.

"So, let's quickly tell us what trauma you've had to fear taking a taxi".

"Yes Bim we're ready to help".

"But seriously, don't you both laugh?".

"Bim please don't doubt us".Udin spoke and carried Reza's equal head.

"So gini nyet, the time of abis bantai senior yesterday I would like to go to the boutique and I take a taxi because of the location that I go far".

"Bimo Loe to what boutique?"

"Well, what kind of thug do you want to go to the boutique?".

They looked at me suspiciously, damn me.

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"Kok loe even bengong Bemo, why did you go to the boutique?"

I twisted the brain what is the right reason for ngibulin two anal cebong this, and I remember I once talked about Amora part-time work in Boutik and 2 children this midget also horrified.

"Loe both senile ya nyet, in the morning you'denger myself I talked to Amora about I'm working part-time take care of the night at Shinta's boutique".

"You're serious about that cak, we think you're ngibulin it's a female".

"Yes seriously yet, lumayan money can make the contents of the refrigerator boarding house with satanic aer for you to drink".

"Gw salute you Bim, what day is your working hour?".

This kampret still ask, burden my brain to think hard.

"Hour watch I'm not necessarily nyet, if there is a call the new boutique security chief I'm leaving to help guard".

"Oh like that cak".

"So how's Bim trauma loe?".

"Gw will find a taxi nyet time to go to the boutique, after a long wait I finally got a taxi as well.And when the taxi stopped and I entered it turned out the driver was a woman so-genesis alias bencong, and,and when the trip I was seduced abis-Abisan the same was a sissy".And that's traumatizing me".

"Sup.puukk...puukk!! Reza patted my left shoulder.

"You are patient, my dear".

"Sup.puuukkk...puukk!!" Udin also patted my right shoulder.

"Don't remember Bim, I don't know what you're rasain".

"Thanks guys, I've been caring the same as you guys are real friends".

"Loe calm down here aja Bim, we want to go down the tree for a while, yuk dek Za we there is not good to disturb our friend Bimo".

"Yes, Brother Za, Bim myself joined Udin briefly yes".

I haven't had time to ask what the two boys want, they've been walking to the tree banyan growing the sidewalk road about 7 meters in the right gw.

Maybe they want to pee that's in my mind but.

"Buuuuaahahahahaha.ha haha hahahah!!"

"huahaahahahahahahah.hahaha!!"

"uhuk-uhuk.ha ha ha ha ha ha".

The two young boys laughed, with Udin holding his stomach and Reza laughing as he slowly banged his head against the tree.

And at that time I immediately realized that two of my best friends were struggling with trauma.

"Fuck you on ya nyet!!! you promised you wouldn't laugh" I yelled at them.

And they were still laughing while looking at me from under the tree.

"Sorry Bim, it's not that we're not sympathetic to your trauma, but I'm not empowered not to laugh at your misfortune to meet a bad cab driver".Hahahahaha, that shit is still laughing.

"So sorry, your fate is too funny for me to laugh at".Reza's face was red from laughing too long.

"Yes laugh constantly, gw I swear you urate laughs you on break up".

Not long ago they again walked towards me after a laugh session together.

"Shouldn't hold on!!" I put away the hands of those who will embrace my shoulders.

"Cie-cie adek Bimo cambek yes, Za buy in balloon dong for our adek this".

"Which color is cak, balloons are a lot of color" Reza replied with a bated smile.

"You don't have to hocek mulu nyet, that in front of the weelihannya there is a taxi lu megat gi".

"Each Wu Jing's sister, Pat Kai's sister we knock out that stealth cab".

"Each brother Go kong, we glide and perish that stealth taxi dare to disturb us sedain sister Wu Jing". I could only shake the heads of the apes' behavior with that pig.

Reza and Udin walked forward and waved when from a distance a taxi was seen.

And the blue taxi stopped, the feeling of knowing me the same as this taxi.

"Let's get in, we're sitting all three behind".

Reza opened the back door of the taxi and entered followed by gw and last Udin.

So we sit behind with Reza on the right, gw in the middle and Udin on the left.

"Let's take the road" Udin said.

The driver looked at us.

"Where are we going ciiin?"

"Goddessa!!" the three of us were shocked.