Thugs Campus
SWING
"Good morning super friend, what breakfast are you this morning?". Udin spoke to me, I want to chew the infusion tube he heard.
"Your mate's breakfast?! don't know you wanted to die last night!".
"Hahahaha, early in the morning already nge jokes loe Bim. Very happy looking".
"Yet you don't laugh! I almost cut people's tongues because you laughed at your cake!".
"Whose tongue is Bim? aloe vera huh? Haha".
Hadehh! gini ni if you have the most tea eat rice mixed micin no sad it's alive, all laughed at.
"Hello Bim? loe's still there, right?".
"I'm not in your village anymore!".
"Loe reached the cave? want to go with my grandpa's rice plow? hahaha".
"You tell your nyokap bokap that his son in Jogja is convulsing because of dip3rk0sa bencong".
"Wahh-wahh asked in the room that loe's mouth looks Bim, just so if you say".
"Your brain needs to be worried, people talk seriously even you ask jokes".
"Partially you are a champion of Bim gelut, want to mampus why?".
"Close your phone first change the same video call just let you believe it!".
"Until you want the cave to believe Bim, I'm still normal as long as you know!".
"Geez, bang5at! ask at santet emang lu ya!".
"Hahaha, yes-iya masee cane cave. I'm video calling you now". Udin spoke and closed his call.
Haaah! patient Bimo patiently, remember he is 1 of 2 of your friends in this city. Good side I speak to remind.
Not long ago Hp I went back to sound because the kampret udin nurut when I told the video call.
I was immediately treated to this dull face of the child who was again bare-chested on the HP screen Iw, this wake-up cake boy.
"Where is loe Bim? like not in the hostel, again in the hotel ya loe?".
"Gw again hospital nyet you didn't see this?!". I point the camera around the room and stop at the hand I'm sticking the infusion there.
"Serious Bim Loe at the Hospital? who was you in last night? you don't usually lose if you're upset".
"Gw this isn't because of the gnarly gel!".
"Keep because of what? didn't you take Amora's road last night? Is it okay to lose your battle with him in bed and KO taken to the Hospital?".
"Fight on your crooked bull bed! boro-boro giddy in bed, gw gelutnya on the operating table nyet!".
"Uwih fantasy loe can also Bim, play on the operating table".
"Can seriously not you, don't you not Reza make me gw emotions mouthful, gw appendicitis nyet last night that stomach I hurt so much contact you do not lift".
"Gw also call Reza no he lifted, forced at 2 am I alone to the hospital, fortunately there is a Princess and she wants abdominal surgery gw".
"Serious loe Bim abis operation?" udin's face looked incredulous.
"Seriously nyet you didn't see this!". I open my shirt and I point the camera at my stomach which is abis in the operation.
"In which hospital do you let me go there?". Udin looked worried when writhing the stitches in my stomach.
"Where else is nyet? yes, it is in Bethesda that the Princess is here".
"I took a shower and went straight there".
"Wait nyet!". I stopped Udin from ending our video call.
"Lu will stop by the kost?".
"What do you do? aren't you there?".
"Please bring my dirty clothes to the laundry nyet, it's all dirty please huh?".
"Not all I cleanin kost loe Bim and rub all closet loe?". Udin looked pouted.
"That's all you don't want nyet, forget you same services I have all this time?".
"It's aja loe itung-kalunan Bim, yes-iya later I brought a loe shirt to the laundry, is that it?".
"2 more nyet".
"At least that's permita? not all 3 are odd?!".
"Let's relax you later I'll give you the service fee".
"Yes already cepet say mumpung cave again kindhearted". Udin spoke and held a smile.
"So you're nyet, your eyes are turned into ijo if you see money".
"Hahaha joking Bim cave, huh hast said quickly you want to ask for help what else?".
"Later when you abis laundry clothes gw, do not forget when here later bring some beer cans in the refrigerator Iw same 1 bottle of red wine and also bring a few packs of cigarettes in the closet gw".
"Loe was abis Bemo operation, still want to mabok aja lu! I don't want to bring loe miras!". Udin spoke firmly
"Please nyet if you don't want to bring a lot just bring 1 can just for me during here". I'm talking pleading
"Well, what do you want to ask for?".
"That's bad when you meet Amora there say I'll go back to Jakarta for a Sunday vacation".
"Emang why if he knows loe at Bim Hospital, it can be friends loe also him".
"Gw don't want her to worry nyet, anyways it could be a problem later if she meets the Princess here, you mean do I mean?".
"Based on the crocodile burik loe Bim, all the girl loe mainin, beware of karma loe".
"Who is also playing girl nyet, I just haven't been made and have a boyfriend. Ngaco you if you say, I just don't want to be rame and a lot of misunderstand later if Amora is here".
"Yes, it will be the cave of numbers but the sin is loe perli? gua is just saying the mandate ngibul loe aja".
"It's easy ma, loe cepet shower and go straight to the hostel gw".
Our video call also ended with a successful gw for cebong no 1 so babu gw to take care of dirty clothes at the boarding house.
Now live cebong no 2 si Reza regional children from Madura who want to tell here.
Without further ado I'm directly video calling Reza.
"Is there anything about you in the morning video call me? kagen's my handsome face, huh?". The round face and bass voice of Reza immediately looks and sounds from the HP screen.
"Yes gw kangen want to spit in muke lu!".
"Morning is already your essence cak, what is it? do you wet your bed when you wake up".
"Emang gw you're scared to keep wetting!".
"Still remember that you're a disgrace, I've forgotten it too, even you're nervous".
"Yes you've been here and temenin gw, now I'm at the Hospital where you wet the bed first in Bethesda".
"Reach yourself early in the morning at the cak hospital? want your sp3rma donor?".
"Cak call it, mbut-take it! that sin, Indonesia has enough Lucita Luna just do not follow you".
"Mbut-grab your j3mb0t! off first it's k0nd0m that wraps your brain, so don't slovenly mute it talk".
"Sorry cak keceplosan earlier, hhehe he. What do you do in the hospital?".
"Gw sick nyet abis appendectomy gw this morning, last night I contact you same Udin you did not lift. Kebo emang both of you, I want to mampus even delicious ngorok both of you".
"You're so fucking serious!". Reza's face looked surprised
"Seriously you didn't see this". I showed my stomach to Reza.
"Geez, why does appendicitis hurt you, it's a commoner's disease".
"What do you mean, Nyet? why can't I have appendicitis what?".
"It can't be cak, it's a lot of pain that's cooler that's right for a sultan like you".
"Ehhh upil a conch! emang temen bang5at lu ye, I swear I hurt you hard?!".
"Hehehe joked cak, but the success of his surgery cak?".
"Success is the operation gw the Princess, caressed with spoiled intestines I'm the same as him".
"The doctor's daughter who took care of me first, who asked you directly to me?".
"Yes that princess, who also knows you're wetting here".
"Damn you cak, you're still talking about that disgrace". Reza looked pouty
"Lu cepet here and bring a change of clothes all accompany me here until I return".
"Tomorrow for college?".
"Lu forgot who Campus was? relax aja you do not enter until graduation will not be in DO".
"Sorry I forgot that our Campus is your playground".
"Yes you've been here, Udin also I've called and I told you to stop by the hostel first to take something".
"Have I bathed first and then there ngecengin the sisters". Reza looked excited.
"Bikang mulu nyet that is in your mind, do not forget later lu nawain gw mangosteen fruit do not need the other enough mangosteen aja".
"Okay, I'll buy it at the supermarket, cheap mangosteen ma".
"If you go to the Supermarket all of you also buy gw nyet chocolate to snack here that is silverqueen yes, 1 dus aja does not spoil a lot and also potato chips yes also 1 dus aja".
"Crazy you cak it's not cheap anymore but drain my wallet you".
"It's easy later I change the cake don't know I just you".
"Yes already you want what else, Cepet said later I brought it there".
I want to see the expression of Reza who immediately smiled happily.
"Udah nyet it, make your snack also it's during here accompany me gw".
"Well, if I take a shower, wait for my arrival, hehehe".
And our Video Call was interrupted when I saw Reza smiling happily.
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I'm still alone in this very comfortable VVIP room, I saw from the glass window the view of the city of Jogjakarta looked cool in the morning before noon.
I think this room I live in is upstairs. My body is quite fit but still a little pain in this part of the abdominal stitches.
Why is it so painful? tomorrow there will be a big event when Jack bang and Zeus gang will attack and eliminate Apollon gang.
It must be really exciting that if I can follow to enliven, although I am not a member of Zeus bang Jack would be fun if I follow.
But it's gone and lost hope Iw to perform at the baku bantam party because of this appendix.
"Tok.tok..tok.!" The sound of knocking on the door rang out as I thought of the impending battle between Zeus and Apollon.
"Tok.tok..tok.! sorry excuse me sister who will change the ifus fluid". A female voice sounded from outside
"Yes please come in". Answer me slowly
"Excuse me!". The Familiar-looking nurse spoke and opened the door carrying a silver tray on top of which was an infusion.
He saw me and walked over. "I changed the liquid first". He spoke with a gentle smile.
"Yes please sus". I remember this sister was the one who welcomed me this morning when entering this Hospital with the Princess, she was also the one who I saved while in the same hostage of her ex-husband. I forgot whose name it was
He deftly and skillfully replace the infusion liquid gw by occasionally stealing a glance to gw who again pretended to see Hp, even though only push the menu button doang.
"It's over, sorry for so long".
"No, kidding this nurse, cook no 1 minute spelled out long".
He smiled at my friendly reply. "I'm sorry does Mas Bimo remember me?". He timidly asked
I put my HP down and looked at the adult woman beside me with a friendly smile.
Gw assessed her 35-year-old hair is short, tall and looks a lot like the artist Yuni Shara.
And as usual my eyes examine the front assets that seem to have dropped down marked already often touched by the hand.
"Mas Bimo see me like that?". The sound of him breaking the daydream.
"I'm sorry to think about the sisters, if it's not wrong this sister that I saved while in the ex-husband's hostage right?".
"Yes, I'm the one who Mas Bimo saved first". He smiled because I remembered him
"But sorry sus, I forgot the sister's name". I smiled awkwardly because I didn't really remember.
"I'm sorry because I haven't been able to introduce myself and thank Bimo, my name is Tia".
"Oh yes Sister Tia greet my name Bimo not Prince you know". I talked and joked a little to melt the atmosphere.
"Yes mas I've been told by the Princess doctor about the real name of mas Bimo".
"Thank you thanks to Mas Bimo now I'm safe from the threat of my ex-husband".
"I was just lost to be there at that time sus and did not have the heart when I saw a beautiful woman as a nurse was hurt". My tongue is back
"Mas Bimo can be, is old and widow gini is said to be beautiful". He was impressed with my compliments.
"Say my friend Widows are more experienced and more anget sus". Tongue oh tongue there's a little chance you flirt again, address is set this gw. I have resigned.
"What is an anget mas? make me think weird this Bimo mas". Damn even blushed him, why not slap me anyway let me spout. If I have to think about other reasons.
"Taste the anget sus continues because it has experience cooking". I quickly replied with an awkward smile.
"Mas Bimo is very smart to twist the words back". Looking at me with a meaningful look
Mampus really frontal this female talk that I can continue in this gw same widow.
I immediately nelen spit between fear and tension and biadapnya objects down there motion by itself as if to wake up.
