Thugs Campus
DE JA VU'S
"Just relax cak not maybe to get to Rio, that's the boy he rode the gojek.kan driver also has gps, maybe also stuck in traffic or maybe again leaked tires.. Let's just wait". Reza with his guess.
"Yes Bim really what the Deck Za said, the chickens have not come too, rilex aja first".
Reza and Udin took turns to answer my questions very eloquently as if they were alive just to comment on every word and sentence I said, "It's almost 7pm.. It's a promise at this hour, right? I have to take a step back from this boarding house and rest so that tomorrow can be fit when going to Blora".
"Don't know the tradition of Indo people just yourself this cak, where there is a timely.. All clocks in Indonesia are made of rubber so it is only natural that the late tradition has been ingrained and hereditary in the inheritance of our nation's ancestors". Reza's words were full of innuendo, whether who he was insinuating or who would be heartbroken to hear that.
"Ngapain also returned to Bim's boarding house? Kan loe can bobok sweet here and tomorrow morning can directly cus to Blora easy right? No need hero loe". Udin with his solution.
"There's something I can't explain to you both nyet". Answer with an annoyed expression, if too long with 2 crazy people I can make sure there will be problems that will be difficult for me again.
"Just as we use the secrets of all Bemos!". Udin looked displeased and immediately pouted.
"Yes not loyal friends really you cak, even though the secret we both have in the hands of you all". Reza began to bring up the secrets of those who have fallen into my hands.
"Bacot you both like nyet bucket, where maybe I can trust the same you guys by the way I see I Din you bring the bag behind your back, that, abis from here wants your camping huh?". I pointed at the black bag that had been stuck on Udin's back.
"Hehehe, this is not just any Bim bag". Udin smiled meaningfully while taking his bag off his back and putting it on his lap.
I saw Reza's eyes he suddenly sparkled and twinkled the star cake in the sky looking at Udin's bag.
"In the ono you don't fill with homemade bombs, right nyet?! You're still sane, aren't you? You are a rohis member not a member of the group *******.. Don't be weird and think before you act". Gw.
"Anyway, say Bemo! Gampar cave bember loe.. We are good citizens and peace-loving where it may be******, too much watching this news Za temen you". Udin was angry and immediately denied.
"If I am not surprised, man with a hobby of gelut and violence must have his brain content is rare and different, if others see the bag must guess the contents are clothes or food, or food, different from him who immediately called the bomb". Reza kek profiler who guesses the path of the human mind.
"Gw should be suspicious about your attitude and how you both are not convincing and difficult to guess, who knows you both have evil plans".
"Loe imagination goes too far Bemo, where is there ******* that chicken pesen and want n.g.e.n.t.o.t?".
"Stop your useless suspicion and hurt us both cak, we are just ordinary young men from the village who want to seek and study".
"Za bacot you from earlier that dalem, I feel something is wrong with your brain, you are still in sane mode right?".
"Sir Din?".
"Yes, deck Za?".
"What if we just shake the man in front of us?".
"Agree!". Udin answered quickly, "Winning down an important back affair we have to land the blow of the venomous bacot and there is no brake on it.
Reza and Udin snorted in annoyance and stared at me sharply.
"Haha.. Nyet your face on not very nice it was seen, I'm just kidding don't on the gamble.. Just a child's cake, tell me gi gw in the bag what's in it? Let me see with my own eyes if it's really not a bomb".
"Za tell Za to open both the eyes and the mind of young master Abimana so as not to be slandered our mulu". Udin gave the order.
"Cak Din inside here is a device that we will use later, right? according to the conversation we both had yesterday". Reza asked back and looked very enthusiastic.
"Yoi Za, all our orders have been put in here.. Can the Pecun cave guarantee named Sisil that we will e.w.e later will gasp until asking for forgiveness". Udin with his meaningful smile.
"Why are you both talking about what the hell? What's in your bag?". I'm starting to wonder.
"Hehehe.." Udin and Reza smiled crisply with expressions asking for the face in tonjok.
"Husse! Minors should not know". Udin replied, sounding so songy once it was words.
"It's a cak adult toy, for you who haven't even played marbles 20 years ago".
"Hahahaha.!". 2 children uler so compact laugh wide ngehina gw.
"At the same time it contains food and supplies, you both will every second the most wanted laper n.g.e.n.t.o.t while snacking on both of you".
"Food? There's no way not ye..".
"Your guess is wrong Bim, we are greedy but not crazy.. Cook n.g.e.n.t.o.t while snacking, your fantasy is so embarrassing". Udin sneered.
"Lha keep that bag of stuff?". I asked in a high voice because I was impatient and too curious.
"Yes cak Din".
"You know the young master Abimana Pramono stuffed in this bag, he was carried away by a dream later if he was curious about not being able to deliver".
"Hehehe, ready to cak Din myself is also like seeing his face that slams". Reza smiled at the grin.
"Lu both asked in the taboo, huh? Don't tell me, don't want to know anymore". I pouted and crossed my arms on my chest, not forgetting to turn my face to the side.
"Sir Din?".
"Yes Za why?".
"It seems that the ability of our young master's acting is getting higher, see that the acting is very sedentary".
"Yes yes, the lips pout the hands crossed on the chest and look to the side instead of this similar to female acting if it's a lick yes".
"Haha... Plakk!". 2 uler children laughed again and this time it ended with a motion tos.
I just shut up, not unwilling to answer but tangent want to say what.. I just lost when I nyolot the same 2 crazy people. The cake is too jumawa gw and ngeremehin their brain currents.
"Udah cak don't manyun keep it lips, actually the contents of Udin's bag is..".
Reflek I look and see Reza when he hangs his sentence, ears deliberately Iw widthin to hear other sentences that he will say.
"Tools we buy from adult stores". Reza continued quietly and half-whispered.
"Adult store? What shop is that?". I was a little confused by Reza.
"This is if people mostly play at times (river) in modern times is still ngedekem in ancient times". Udin.
"The adult shop is a place that sells s.e.k.s tools and such cak, just complete deh".
"Wahh! Bener-bener mania both of you, just know gw your brain contains p.e.j.o.h (air m.a.n.i) all".
"Heh Bemo! this is not a taboo anymore tau, ginian stores already exist in Indonesia and spread in various regions".
"Yes cak, use what we all are.. As long as you know, there are many artists who are regular customers of adult stores, right Din?".
"Yes, what did Reza Bim and most of the female artists say, the widows.. Do not mention the name also you will know if you look for it in articles.. So it's not weird and embarrassing anymore".
"It really wants this apocalypse of the world, at the sliding of the brains of the humans.. By the way it's a bag that's open dong want to know gw".
"Omongan Loe is like a Bemo! but I want to see too". Udin sneered.
"Yes, that hypocrite of yours, that criminal k.e.l.a.m.i.n is also a pretentious person to be a good person".
"Udah do not have to bacot you both cepet it open and exit one by one want to see gw". I'm starting to be impatient.
"Open cak Din, show this hypocritical master such dazzling tools".
"Ok, am I open?". Udin grabbed the zipper bag".
"Shut up, bitch!". I immediately interrupted.
"What else is Bemo? He said he wanted to see you!".
"Yes cak, do not need to be prepared mentally all. Those tools aren't as terrible as you think they are".
"Gw is no longer a mental bego!". I answered quickly.
"Keep what else? you want to pee first and ask for a delivery?".
"Dianter mate lu! I just feel de ja vu aja with this scene".
"De ja vu what do you mean?".
"Yes de ja vu aja, I keinget first when we parked the Campus when want to attack the senior dogs, you guys will remove the useless items from the bag".
"And this time I feel the same cake first, not very good.from the way you both think must be the contents of the bag are things beyond human reason".
