Thugs Campus

Thugs Campus
I WANT TO SHOUT!!!



Position I now sit on the edge of the mattress with a relaxed.A cigarette is still quite long continue I suck with pleasure.


In front of me, sitting on the 2nd floor of a male human child who had been staring at me with a question mark.


"Neet, please just a normal eye.Kid not be so serious loe on".


"Bim honest as well Iw, you get that much money from where?" Udin started talking.


"Yes cak, that money can be scattered on the plastic" Madura's son began to suspect.


I still relax while exhaling the cigarette I suck.


"Kok diem aja lu Bemo? You didn't rob a bank, did you? Udin's brain has penetrated into the criminal realm.


"Sorry, what crazy I rob a bank.Cold-cold heart I'm cooler nyet prison, I don't want to go there.


"Gw seriously Bemo, where did you get that much money?"


"Yes cak, you're selling your virginity yes cak, which girang aunt bought it?"


"Hukk.huukk!! Pig lu Za, your accusation made me sprained in dog cigarette smoke!!".


"But there is no way Za if the Bemo can sell his virginity, with so expensive.Sehaus-haus his aunt must think twice to buy at a big price".


Udin answered Reza's suspicions.


"It could be a cak, who knows it's bimo gede and long.It's only natural if it's priced expensive".


Suddenly the eyes of the two people were fixed to the middle of the boxer pants I wear.


"Eehhh iler monkey!! on what's that wimble your eyes are on!?"I'm backing back.


As if I hadn't heard what I said, Udin started talking again."It looks pretty ordinary that's Za".


"Yes, it looks like it's ordinary, but we'll see from outside the cak, if we loose it boxer probably similar to have a horse".


The two looked at the boxer again.


"Wrongs lu pade, your brains on the contents of his water M@ni what? your eyes make me afraid of dogs!!"


"We're not honest, how centi is that?"


"Yes Bim, if again perpendicular how long and wide is it?"


"Go no you on!!go not you!! go!!!!!!" I hysterically picked up a blanket to cover my body.


They both laughed at the frightened look.


"Where is Bim loe honest with us, where did you get your money?" if you're a criminal, right, we're the ones who got it, yeah, ga Za?"


"tul.it's a cak, it can insult all the people of Madura myself, if the prince goes to prison".


"Gw take the money from ATM nyet, not bank and sell the stem".I got out of the blanket and explained.


"But how is it in Bim's plastic?"


"It's cak, it's like trash is money".


"Eat him both of you if you have an ass that is made to think, gw will take 20 million nyet, how to fit a wallet gw.The most practical way is I put in plastic, winter right gw?"


"Lu was out there wearing camo boo pants!!, that pants are 6 bags.Why do you enter it money into plastic".


"That's a cak that I want to say, too.That's a pocket you can use".


Kampret why I did not mind until there yes, this tumben two man cardboard pinter.Definitely because gw salfok and emotions the same cashier rese.


"Pinter also you on, gw not mind up there just now".


"Gw no problem about loe forget the memory of bim, who I ask is real money loe?"


"Yes cak, the most acting forgot it was you, right? that's proof you still remember the way back to the boarding house".


"Mending loe diem Za, you're assuming you're giving me a headache, from baby to drink your cow's milk".


"Honest, how could cow's milk make me handsome like this, I drink milk.


"Za loe diem used to be Za, let the bemo talk about the origin of that money".Udin rebuked Reza.


"It's all money from the cak" said Reza.


"Madura you've never thought of bogem, have you? try not, I dare guarantee you must be hooked" I glared at Reza and he immediately retreated to hide on Udin's back.


"Dark glare, again mens yes you sensi very".


My brain swears by these two humans.


"Dissolve!!!disperse!!disperse!! I shouted because I couldn't stand it.


They looked at each other and saw.


"Gather round!gather round!i'm gathering!! Udin yelled out a scream.


I glared, "On disperse kaga you!!"


Reza also glared, "At your get-together no you!!"


"Your dancers!!"


"Take us!! they answered in unison.


"You don't make me angry!!"


"You don't make us happy!!"


They answered me with a laugh that was held, gw also from earlier wanted to ngakak but also I could bear.


And finally the three of us laughed out loud together, the crazy tangled cave".


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The three of us calm down, after our laughing stock abis and still in the renewal stage.


"So you want to explain Bim's origin of the money" Udin again asked.


"That's my money, a shipment from Ortu".


I said what it is, it's money from bokap.


"Said Udin your father will sell agate cak, and your mother sells clothes in the market, what exactly is the delivery from them?" Reza looks in disbelief.


"Madura, your parents sate business is not smooth and rame, so you sent pocket money right? same with my parents".


"Business agate bokap gw again good, and sales of clothes nyokap gw again in demand, continue what's wrong send pocket money to his son".


I'm talking seriously, I hope this is kampret dua believe.


"It's absurd too" Reza started talking.


"Lu believes in the same Bimo Za" Udin is still suspicious of me.


When we want to argue again there is a knock on the door on the door of the hostel.


"so.tok..tok!! Bimo you're inside, aren't you?"


A woman's voice called out my name.


Udin and Reza looked surprised, "Who's that cak?" Ask Reza.


"I don't know if I might be one of my fans"


"Look loe bemoo" Udin spoke, stood up and walked open the door.


"Sorry you are Bimo? Is there a bimo? that subtle voice spoke as it looked at Udin.


I saw Udin not moving to see people behind the door, "Za your brother turned into a statue of pancoran no".


Reza also stood up and walked towards the door and now there are 2 pancoran statues guard the door.


I know who it is at the door, from her soft and delicate voice it must be Amora.