
Parked as a senior thug I still give advice and advice to these two novice thugs.
I pulled out a bottle of vodka that I slipped on my waist.
"We don't become cak gelut?
"Yes bim, why are you outin miras? did we change course from rambut to mabok together?"
"Listen, you two, beginner thugs like you are not brave enough, and this liquor is one of the vitamins to encourage your guts to fight".
"Today and so on I'll help you become tough thugs, have intregrity and responsibility" I continued.
"Wouldn't we be thugs not want to be a member of the House of Representatives for what has the intregrity and responsibility?"
"Yes bim, the ideals I have become a reliable businessman not a member of the DPR".
"Many bacot loe both, believe and dreadin gw napa, your thug license is new C aka beginner if I teach you can certainly be licensed A later".
"So, this is what kind of thug do we want to make Sim Cak? there's a license of everything"
"Yes bim, gw don't have a vehicle for what makes SIM all?"
"Listen his Gokong same Pat kai, kakak first and brother second, you think so thugs are easy, not just a skill gelut aja we should have".
"What skills should I have? Reza asked enthusiastically.
"First and foremost is the gelut skill, it can develop over time as you go through many battles".
"Both instinct skills, this skill is a skill that you can use to read the ada around loe, reading there are people who want to threaten you what not"
"Three boneless tongue skills, this skill can be used when opponents loe insult or scorn, with this boneless tongue skill,loe can turn their words around so easily that they get more emotional and lose focus"
"Ke four is a provocation skill, this skill can be used when, meeting opponents who do not talk much or when you want to be a hero when there are people who are in hostages,you can use this provocation skill"
"And the last skill, this is a Sub skill not the main skill but very useful for you when you have a very strong opponent, which is very strong,this skill is a charm skill use this skill to get the weakness of the enemy loe from the closest people to the enemy loe, whether it's from a girlfriend, bini, infidelity all can be with this skill."
"Neither of you, you're the one who carried you on!"
Reza and Udin looked at each other, and at once they clapped together.
"Keren loe bim, so this is a skill that you have so that it becomes like now" Udin looked at me with sparkling eyes.
"Of you guys clap your dogs, you need to see what circus, you can be quiet not that hand!"
They smiled and stopped applause.
"But cak, it seems difficult yes so thugs complicated skills a lot, I want to be a sate aja deh cak his skills a little and easy"
"What you do, can't!!, since you know I've had your feet dipped into the misty water, and I'll pull you to the bottom'
"Some yes so the thugs are just like the members of the House when your name is ready, if you want, Chloe can ask money to the people aka malak and also you can concurrently hold office and calm down, too,and make Loe Za, Chloe could be a thug and also a satay Madura boss at once".
"You also say cak, now it is a member of the House of Representatives like a thug for masarakat, so it is not wrong we become members of the DPR(Parent).
"Tell you loe Za, and loe bim gw seneng can know loe, Chloe knows a very different world to gw" Udin who from earlier just playin rubber band came to talk.
"It's good that I know you too"
I don't know you guys, I scream in my heart.
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"What did we do, Bim?"
"Yes ni cak, I suddenly forgot my gini memory, what did we do?"
"We want dog-wrinkle! you are seriously why you are both candidates for this Campus Thugs nyet not candidates for campus jokers".
They are also aware of our initial celebration meeting here.
"Keep our next plan what bim? ask the Udin.
"Lock it stuff is not for you guys into the bag again, later if I have an idea, we can use it but as hard as I thought would still not use it goods, then if I have an idea,except mini loe Din firecrackers, if this loe bener talk firecrackers have a large explosive power we can use".
They also put weapons or rather household items into the bag again leaving a mini firecracker carried by Udin.
"Try you sulut one that firecracker Din I want to hear his voice" Tell gw.
Without saying much Udin ignited a firecracker and was thrown not far from us.
"Fuck lu Din why did you throw a deck so much, if it's like you said it could angus us" I retreated still in a squatting position.
"Crazy you, you want to kill us!Reza stood up and squatted behind me.
"You two are very cool" Udin began to insult me and Reza.
The firecracker began to emit white smoke from the tip.
I'm the same Reza has closed the ears to dampen the explosion that will occur.
The acid still comes out and suddenly.
"Bessssss!!Preeetttt!!!
The firecracker made a very loud noise for me to eat the Udin alive.
I stood up and kicked Udin's leg slowly.
"Hey! Samsudin bin mahmudin, where the big explosion that you are proud of was kampreet, that same explosion sound of crickets chirping sound crickets crickets crickets crunching"
I was angry at Udin and he just had a crisp smile while scratching his head.
"Yes this is cak, the sound of firecrackers is the same as the sound of farting I was a big sound of farting" Reza also spoke.
Hadeehhhh stress myself I've been this for a long time,"Have you guys been squatting again"
"This is vodka drinking let your guts grow, and that's why we're looking for seniors".
"Ok Bim" the Udin immediately took the vodka on the ground, opened and immediately downed the abis without rest.
"Eyeh! upil frog, why do you abisin that vitamin Madura you don't love".
"Heeeeiiikkk" Loe only brought 1 bottle of this Bim?" Udin spoke and burped.
"You're not a cak you don't want to get more guts" Reza didn't accept and abil the empty vodka bottle.
"Sorry Za, I think the bemo brought a lot".
"Gw here want to gelut nyet not want to trade miras, your agia ya".
I saw Reza, "Ehh nyet did you jilatin the end of the bottle?"
"Gw again find cak guts, who knows there's guts left".
I can't really be crazy right now.
"Let's go, hunt later in the day, not too late if this discussion we continue"
I stood up and followed Reza and Udin, it's a show time!!!