Thugs Campus

KOPLAK THUGS

I walk in followed by Pat kai and Gokong aka Udin the same Reza who settles kayak want to maling***** virgins in clothesline.

Our initial goal is parking, to just finalize our strategy to eradicate the stealth alias the senior-senior dogs, which keroyok gw time ospek yesterday especially the same duo Jablay Si tono same Fikri,if the chairman ospek the Bagas from the info I can still be in the Hospital because I had a blow last time.

Like the soldiers who will go to battle, when we reach the parking lot we immediately crouch in a quiet place, with Reza who is still with a mask of a magic ape.

"Our plan is how cak, are we having breakfast first so there's energy?" Reza started the conversation.

"It was Bim, it wasn't breakfast yet" Udin said.

Gini ni if it has brain temen fill aer kobokan.

"You eat a lot of what lilok, we want to gelut not want to eat, and also if you eat in the canteen there continue to be enemies how, you want to take bribes?" Really, this kid two makes my high blood go up.

"Denger tu Za loe even invite us to eat" Udin spoke.

"Loe's a dog too"

The two of them blamed each other.

"So how does Bim plan us, what formation do we use when it strikes later 4-3-3 or 5-3-2-1?" Udin voiced an opinion that felt like I wanted to giggle his neck.

"If I'm more 4-4-2 cak, then did Real Madrid lose Liverpool in the finals? Reza replied to Udin, which made me want to kick it back ass to Madura.

"Oh, so loe madrid fans Za, cheated that club loe yesterday, really I'm looking for madrid fans to look for an outlet" Udin glared.

"Oh so you're a Liverpool fan? your team is too confident, remember the cak in the sky there is still the sky", Is it not Bim?

"Loe for Liverpool what was madrid yesterday Bim? Udin asked.

Is this a punishment for me, why I can know these two humans, who are the combat commanders if the troops kek them both even though there are 1 million will lose the war,I'm picking my forehead which is starting to get dizzy because of emotions.

I stood up and looked at them both.

"where are you going, cak?

"Where is bim loe going?

I want to Pulaaang!!

I immediately pulled the Udin to crouch again.

"Don't you feel bad emotions, we're just kidding aren't you Din?"

"Yes Bim, we continue our plenary meeting,

now you're talking about Bim".

"It's a time and a place we're happy with."

"You can be serious no, gw reportin mother gw loe"

They both laughed, "Threat you're cak like Tk's son, laporin mother".

"Can be calm not both of you, we here want to gelut nyet not want halal bi halal"

"Yes now loe plan what is Bim?

"First of all, you have to get out in the stuff you brought, I told you yesterday you both have to bring weapons".

"We forgot cak, here I take it" Reza showed me the bag.

"Gw also do not forget this I also bring" Udin also showed his bag.

"Good tumben bener you guys, now you two open the bag, gw want to see what weapons you're on bring, Loe first Za open the tad loe."

Reza also eagerly opened the bag he was carrying, gw hope there is a sickle or hammer in there.

And the item he came out with the first time was a handful of skewers.

"Za I know you're madura's son of satay cheats, but you don't have skewers for gelut guns, you want to sell satay when we wrestle". the expedition fell to the bottom of the clay pit that was skewers.

"Yes loe Za brought skewers, where there is no stingy meat very loe" Udin spoke.

"Diem loe Din don't make me more emotional, gw hope that the weapon you come out later will not be disappointed gw".

"This skewer is not a regular skewer cak, this is made by the original Madurese, the sharpness does not need to be doubted"

And with his leisure he took out a wooden centong.

"It looks like you're wrong on deck Za, we're here to dog!! don't want to eat, why all the centongs you bring".

"Yes this is Loe Za, bring a centong not bring rice stingy very loe".

"Once again you say, this is the centong getting into the loe Din's intestine" I threatened.

"Laseless Bim joking me".

"This shell is not just a cak centong, this is a centong made by the original Madurese not from this arbitrary wood centong".

"Yes, you've been handed over, out again what you've brought." I didn't expect much.

And the next thing he came out was a fan that was buried from bamboo.

"Gw know this is Za, this must be a fan made by the original Madurese and the wind released must not be an ordinary wind, right?"

"it's an ordinary fan cak, for us if the sultry abis gelut later" He spoke innocently.

Udin wanted to talk but immediately I saw a sharp glare, and he undoed his intentions.

"Is that the weapon you brought Za with you?."

"Yes cak" he replied steadily.

"Now it's your turn din, gw hope you're not disappointed gw".

"Liet Bim, gw is very concerned with what I'm carrying" He spoke as he opened the bag.

And the item he came out with the first time was a mini firecracker.

"And this you bring gini and for what nyet, this is not a wedding event why do you bring mini firecrackers like gini, you want to take your chicks?

"Yes you're cak, this is not eid al-fitri why you bring firecrackers" Reza criticized Udin.

"Za mending loe diem, and use the fan loe made by the original Madurese for kipasi gw, gerah gw because of emotion".

"Here you are, here are firecrackers even though the mini gini explosive power can not be doubted" Udin defended himself.

"Yes hand over you by now, now you're out again what weapons you're carrying".

He casually pulled out a pack full of rubber bands.

"Din looks like a powerful fit for your brain not in part yes, why nyet, you need to bring a rubber band that much, you want to jump our rope?

"Yes that's your sister's rubber band you took, huh?".

"Za please Za I beg you, Dieem!!!

"You don't be pessimistic first this is a limited edition rubber band, if you make this date people ngiket" Udin defended.

"The thing you brought there was another one was spit and came out".

And Udin took out a rather long thing wrapped in a newspaper, in my brain must be this samurai, but when the paper was opened the contents were only a long wooden ruler.

"Din this must be a limited edition ruler, right, made only 1 seed in this world right? ask me with red eyes.

"This is an ordinary ruler bim, but it is very strong have been passed down the generations of the family gw who are all teachers".

You guys are, we want to cookk!! bring a real weapon dikit napa, all sorts of skewers,centong, bamboo fan, ripples, rubber bracelets, your ruler carry all this for what dogs!, I talk while lifting one by one the goods they carry.

"Bring a cake knife samurai cake, or gear motor or baseball bat, why in your brain on the contents of this stuff".I poured all my anger on this would-be coplak thug and they just diem.

"If you bring what, cak?

"Yes bim you brought what?

I smiled cynically at them, "Gw just bring one."

"What is cak?"

"GW BRING GUTS BIG GW!!"