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THE STORY OF JONO AND THE RED MINI COOPER

part of this part is inspired by a true story, hopefully no one is baper.

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"Hello Bemo, where have you been?". At the end of the phone there Kang tattoo kampret without greetings or say hi first directly nerocos that.

"Gw's still at the dog boarding house! Take a shower not yet even you ask where". Answer me fiercely.

"Oh my goodness, Bim is 9 o'clock now, what time are you here? I woke up at dawn and immediately went to the terminal to pick up, even you still ngedekem at the boarding house.. Will be a goat this congek I'm here". Jono was complaining.

"Hopi-ngopi first can you while waiting for me or find a PS rental can, or do not go back there first I'll call again". I gave advice.

"Ok I'd just copy while waiting for you if you return to the house later added tired because it takes 2 hours". Jono replied soundingly.

"Towards buneng! Is that far away your house Jon? 2 Hours that you pick me up with what?". I was immediately surprised.

"Hehehe, calm down Bim for you to bring a special vehicle.. Cook to pick up your own brother I'm responsible". Jono sounded very confident from his voice.

"What feeling don't you feel good about Jon? If it's special why does it take 2 hours to travel?".

"Lu will know Bim himself, I live in a village that is quite far away and plosok, the road is also not on asphalt and still rocks, naturally if it takes time". Jonah explained.

"There is still a road to the game in Indonesia Jon, the way papua aja already in cast and on the smooth asphalt cake rump virgin cook in Java there is still a rock road". I'm a little concerned.

"This place is special Bim, although the region is rich in oil resources in the Cepu block and teak wood are abundant but it can only be enjoyed by certain people".

"That's not a dodol special! the regional leader you are on the right". I was straight nyolot.

"Well that you know Bim, hahahaha".

"Let's ngak you bego! I'm taking you too!".

"You also cry free Bemo, where care they are the same cry of the little people of this cake, mending gw ketawain aja while I swear". Reply Jono casually.

"Isn't there a village fund, Jon? I'm afraid every village can be billions if not enough just to fix the road?". I asked as I sat by the side of the street to the bum, going back to the hostel for a while.

"Tails always move following the head of Bim, Do you think the leaders in the village gw on different ? They are just the same, the billion village funds are widely diverted, try your shadow build a volleyball field with a base of land and only buy nets only abis hundreds of millions, try, anyway, it is not natural if I clearly all even become an emotion of trepidation".

"The truth is Jon does not believe me, is not only in the village there is a head and there are still quite a lot of cooking devices not even one of them who has a heart and soul leader?".

"Hahaha, this is a very funny thing if I tell you it must be you ngakak". Jono sounded very enthusiastic.

"The story dong Jon, want to ngak gw. this morning the emotions mulu gw and can not laugh, who knows with your story can make me lose stress".

"Ok for you will tell a funny story this century, some time ago there was a test selection of village devices in the district, there are about 6 village positions are contested".

"Ok keep the funny part mana? How can I not laugh yet?".

"The funny thing is the candidates are Bim, for the first position there are 2 candidates, one color blind man graduated Junior High and one healthy man and graduate S1, according to you who will win?".

"Emmm, according to the logic of the sage that S1 is because it is more insightful and healthy eyes". Answer me quickly.

"Salah Bemo, who won was a color blind man and a Smp graduate because he still had relatives from the village chief and nyokapnya sodok 400 million".

"Hahahahahaha, yes-yes it's funny Jon.. Stomach pain due to laughter".

"It's funny, right? Want to tell me again?". Jono.

"You dong, not satisfied laughing gw".

"Ok kisa then the second position there are also 2 candidates Bim, the first candidate men are also married and have children against women SI majoring in law and are married too, too, one day before the exam boy candidate no 1 died.. Which candidate do you think will win?".

"Wrong! The winner was the man with a perfect score of 100 as if it was a total dilution of his brain and his opponent the law scholar could only score 60".

"Hahahaha, how weird is that? What's base?".

"The reason is simple, because the man is innocent and not easy to control and be used as a puppet, different from female candidates who often reject unnatural village policies".

"Oh, that's looking for a village device what a scarecrow really is".

"That's still not how Bim if you hear the candidate no 3 must be more ngakak anymore".

"Hehehe, huh? Cepet dong story of impatient want to listen gw". I've never been this enthusiastic.

"For the position of no 3 there are 3 candidates because the official is important, namely the village secretary who manages finance, and, the first and second candidates are married couples both have a bachelor degree in economics and the 3rd candidate is a man with the status of widower cottage graduate but has a record track ever in the greek citizens for gathering kebo, who do you think will win?".

"Hahahaha, the 3rd candidate is so cool, Jon? The graduate of the cottage so the brain, who won must be one of the pair of economics scholars right?".

"According to logic it is like that but the fact that wins is the child of Bim".

"Lurah's son? who's lurah's son?". I asked bungent.

"Candidate no 3 Bemo, he is a low boy and won with a perfect score as well.. Cool is the village gw".

"Wkwkwkwkwkwk, yes-yes very cool to want to roll because I laugh".

"You want me to tell you no more?". Jono.

"Jon's enough, I've been entertained by your story". I refused quickly.

"Ok already seneng you heard the suffering of the small people in the village gw, now your task is to quickly take a shower and immediately come here.. Please this persecuted brother of yours".

"Hahahaha, Ok-OK.. Just wait there this hero will take a shower and get ready". I spoke and stood up as I was sitting on the roadside.

"Yes, I'll wait, later if you've been deket with Ngawen terminal contact me".

"N.g.e.w.e terminals? Jon is a terminal name".

"Ngawen Bemo's! Ngawen! never healed that tongue of yours".

"Hahaha, sorry wrong if that's what I am".

A few moments later the call from the kang tattoo kampret was interrupted.

A little amused by the story of the original Jono I do not care either, the important thing I can laugh after the morning tense mulu.

I keep the HP in my pocket and go back to the boarding house and ready to face Luzy if she is still there and ask for responsibility about her motorcycle that Amora damaged.

I was getting closer to the boarding gate but suddenly the feeling I changed was not good and the danger signal was flickering when I saw the mini cooper car was not far from the roadside boarding gate.

Auto I stopped the road and observed it was a car that was very familiar cake ever seen, but I forgot to see where.

The brain fill glue I immediately use to think and remember.

1 second

2 seconds

And when the third second it feels like I want to pee in pants at this time also Iw because remember whose car belongs to whom.

Red mini cooper and that car belongs to girl Gw Bianca!