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JOKES AND LAUGHTER

"After passing through the reservoir in front there is no rice field area Bim and has entered a densely populated village and to get to the market we have to pass 2 more villages, yes maybe 20 minutes more.. what do you want to ask market loe? Afternoon gini yes there are not many sellers, there are only heavy food stalls and martabak".

"Bank is there, right, but Jon?".

"Bank there is BRI Bank but which is located near the same market, why ask all banks?".

"Kan gua has not brought money for loe Jon, there is money means there is an ATM later all just take money, let's quickly run loose problems".

"Bim seems like the money in the ATM there is not 300 million, why not tell from us at Ngawen terminal anyway?".

"Kan gua remembers it only now Jon againan in the terminal was not loe most drama, so how is this? Where do we take the money to pay the loe motherfucker's bokap debt?".

"If you take big money through the ATM anyway that really exists in the city of the district near the square there and forced tomorrow we must leave".

"What okay?! Don't tell me to use this old loe bike again?". The cave immediately asked worried, could be traumatized cave if all this time riding a butut bike continues.

"Yes no where is possible bonceng loe cave until the district can club the legs of the cave later ngayuh, every morning until noon there is angkot kok in the market to Ngawen and from Ngawen later we take a public bus to go to the city district".

"Geez Jon will you take the ball again cave, no grab or go jek what is more comfortable and efficient?".

"Grab and the like do not exist in Bim cave district, free also loe have its application in hp will not be useful".

"As far as it is, you asked me to do aja cave ngikut already already cave until here". The cave sighed slowly and resignedly.

"Just be calm Bim here is not as dry as you imagine really, especially later when you have entered the cave village area will definitely be at home and do not want to return, hehehe". Jono in front laughed mysteriously.

"What do you mean by loe Jon?". the cave became curious about the words of the tattoo kang.

"Yes feel at home in the cave village many young widows who well can spread the charm of loe entar, who knows can loe mainin during here".

"Loe nyet's nerves! Talk no doubt, no lack of cave girl yes origin loe tau!".

"Yes, the science of pellets is still effective, hahaha".

"Damn loe!". The cave tabok backs Jono from behind and we laugh together on the bike discussing unimportant and childish matters.

Until we finally arrived at Pasar Japah, the subdistrict of the village of Jono.. Traditional markets that look very clean from the outside.

"The front jon is an ATM, right? Stop by sono first, this thin cave cash needs to be updated again, can not be hesitant cave if the wallet does not contain it".

"Yes this is also the way there, Oya Bim will wrap food and side dishes for mothers and sisters of the cave".

"That's how important it is that we drain it first it's an ATM".

"Each commander!". with the spirit of 45 Jono pedaled a bicycle to an ATM machine which was only a few meters ahead.

After arriving at the cave just go to where the ATM machine is located and the kampret waiting outside.

The cave inserts a black card with a diamond crown emblem into the machine, after which a choice of language appears.. Carefully observe the cave so as not to choose wrong, it is not funny if the cave clicks English or arabic.

Due to the mathematics of the ugly cave cave, dizzy to see the number of bushes lined up on the screen, which the cave knows only the number 99 in front of the rest is a random number.

Gua thought for a moment pocket money from bokap right 100 billion, while in Jogja cave scattering seems not to abis 1 billion, the cave immediately nodded in understanding so 99 it is 99 billion.

The cave returned to the initial menu and immediately entered the nominal money that will cave pull and cave try 50 million turned out to be able to.

A moment later the transaction was successful and the red money that came out directly entered the cave into the bag side by side, hear the liquor that there are still several bottles.

Cave takes a card and soon out meet Jono who still faithfully holds his legacy bike.

"Well, Bim?". Jono welcomes the cave with unimportant questions.

"Gua out means already spun Jontor, if not kelar ma cave still ngedekem in sono".

"Well, you can't talk to loe, by the way how much Loe?".

"50 years". Answer the cave briefly.

"50 grand? In a really long time just 50 thousand? Seriously your name is Abimana Pramono? Do you want to find an ATM just want to play AC in it doang?". Jono looked specles and he ended with a sneer.

"Make what a narik cave 50 thousand bego! Make a toothpick? Yes 50 million, kek does not know the cave! The cave of the 99 billion swoon loe entar!". The cave immediately repaid bacot ngawur si Jono with a classy sentence leading to Jumawa.

The cave is getting on the wind when the mlongo see his face the kampret. "Udah do not need to be handsome so loe Jon, disgusted by the cave".

"This is Bemo's surprised expression! just to buy a meal aja loe take so many emang sultan's children are different".

"That's a compliment what's Jon's insinuation?".

"According loe?". Jono smiled broadly.

"If it's a cave satire directly call this nyokap and tell send a helicopter here to pick up the cave back to Jogja but if it's a compliment the cave will follow all your will, you will, so now you think that's a compliment what's a satire?". The cave directly calls back those words to the shucks.

"YES, IT'S A COMPLIMENT.. WHERE MIGHT BE THE BEST DADDY NYINDIR CAVE I'VE EVER HAD".

Caves auto surprised, Jono menjawab loud and clear really.. with one hand he holds the bike and one hand directly embrace the shoulder of the cave with mesraanya, use the call father cave again.. The soul of the cave comedy was instantly blazing.

"Hahaha.good good son! I love the way you express yourself, now you choose what food to pack?". I laughed and rubbed Jono's back head.

"Daddy wrap satay aja, there is goat satay and chicken satay there is also a variety of fried foods". With a face unyu lead to disgusting Jono deepening his role.

"Ok-ok what the hell is not for you son, this is the bag father of all the money is inside".

Without answering and as fast as lightning Jono took the bag and pushed the cave backwards after that quickly he also ngibrit himself forward while riding his bicycle leaving the cave with a bego face.

"Woi! Blangsak loe's son huh? Durhaka loe fucking!".