Thugs Campus

Thugs Campus
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND DINING HOUSE



"Bim?..A bimo?wake Bim! we've arrived".Bang Anton's voice roused a deep sleep.


I took off my hug on Reza's stocky body and opened my eyes and rubbed it slowly.


"We're up to Anton?" I asked while making sure while looking around.


And sure enough we've entered the gate of Bianca's house and are now in the courtyard.


"Bim you wake up Miss Bianca yes, gw want to go down first and tell Jack bang if we get home".


"Ready bang" replied I slowly because my body did not feel good to sleep just a few minutes since coming out of the abandoned park.


And bang Anton immediately got out of the car and called bang Jack.


I saw on the left and right side, two children fell asleep very soundly.


As usual Udin slept with his aunt who moved like he was kissing something and the children of the Madura region slept with the sound of slitting tractor plow fields that came out of the mouth of him who mangap.


If you wake up in the usual way, the children do not get up-wake this cebong, at noon Reza woke up Udin just had to read the text of the proclamation with a fast.


Especially now that they're sleeping together, damn it! to wake up a sleeping person I have to think.


My first target was Udin. "Yuuuuuuss!!! fuuuuuuss!!" I blow his left ear slowly.


"Ahh amused senior!" still with his eyes closed he moved slightly and deliriously.


Senior?? this son of a bitch again what's the same dream Bianca? bangs*t emang, I'm not willing to touch Bianca even in a dream.


I used the fastest way to wake Cebong no 1 aka the Udin.


Gw directly plug his nose with thumb and index finger.


1 To 3 seconds when I plug his nose, still normal-normal, but when entering the second to 4 eyes he immediately opened wide and immediately brushed off the hand I nempel in his nose.


"Damn loe Bim, kill gw loe! Udin spoke with irregular breath because while inhaling oxygen from the nose and mouth at once.


"Casual nyet won't die too you, lest you there are 7" replied I casually.


"Loe thinks I'm a cat! ngasal by the way".Cebong no 1 grumbling.


"Simpen a protest you make later, cepet down we've arrived".


Udin looked around from the car.


"Bim, why are we going to the DPR building to attend a meeting to discuss the increase in the price of our cooking oil?".


"Meet your mate!why also bring a baby boy like you to the nest of uler? can be directly on your telen on".


"Gw will talk about DPR Bim building why you even discuss uler's nest?".


"It's a headache I'm talking to you, there's no difference also 2 places it.Now you come down dah! here we've reached Bianca's house and Jack's bang".


"Seriously loe this is Bianca's senior home?" Without waiting I talk and answer cebong no 1 already directly out of the car.


And now I turn to the left side to see the 2nd cebong aka Reza who is still with the sound of a tractor coming out of his mouth.


I must banguin this Madurese boy how yak? finally I use a method like wakein cebong no 1 but not a puff in the ear but a whisper.


"Za sate Padang it turns out better than satay Madura huh?"


"Who said!!!!!" he was immediately aghast to get up and scream and I was still flashing with a smile because I managed to wake up Cebong no 2.


Reza looked dazed and saw me.


"That said satay Padang is better than satay Madura, you're cak?"


"Yes nyet deliberately I'm to bangungin sleep you who snore the cake of the plow paddy using a tractor".


"Banguin myself can be in another way cak, why should spread hoaks like that?"


"Gw spread hoaks what nyet? again messy huh your brain because of waking up? and not back yet?".


"Now I'm holding myself accountable for the hoax you said was cak!" Cebong no 2 speaking firmly see gw.


Damn I forget that cebong no 2 is very fanatical and loyak same Madura and satenya.Lagian where I talk hoaks, I have eaten both and bandingin taste with tongue gw.


But as a sane person I just say it, because crazy cake kecke cebong no 2 is free to say anything.


" Yes let me run, you want what responsibility?"


Reza seemed to think and casually said.


"Ngadep towards the east of the cak, towards the island of Madura and prostrate 3x apologize".


Without further ado, I curl her neck with my hands.


"Yes your punjak!! yep, yep!!" I talk while he's neck is on the ketek gw.


"Sir.cakk.cak, forgive cak! uhuk! kidding myself cak".


"Yes, I'm kidding too!! listen cobong no 2 coughing Gw off his neck and smiling widely.


"Joking yourself is always a terrible cak" Reza spoke as she held her back neck.


"Lha you tell me to bow down all over the island, you know, I'm joking with a little emotion".I laughed a little.


"I ralat if that is so, you just pull back the words that call Padang satay better sadi satay Madura it's cak".


Damn still kekeh aja this cebong ask gw clarification, the words gw message WA not intentionally for the former can be withdrawn as good as jidat.


"Yes I've pulled again those words and I've gone into my stomach again, satisfied you!!"


Reza just a grinning smile listen I follow his will.


"By the way in what order did you build me up?"


"no storm emang lu ya nyet, we've been up to this! instead you ask in what order, hurry down!".


Reza looked around him. "That's why you're so cute I'm a laper again".He smiled broadly at the building ahead.


"What does it have to do with us having arrived at the same thick stomach of your laper?"


"We have arrived at the Restaurant, right, Cak? that's in front of that big house where we eat, right?"


Without saying much more, I opened the door beside him.


"Get out no you!! come out no you! out!!!!"


I screamed while pushing Reza's body out of the car, especially if Bianca woke up to hear the scream Iw, already up to the house he too.


"Casual dong cak, I know you are hungry too but the polite dong, our fancy restaurant is".Reza spoke as he got out of the car and looked in awe at the large building in front of him.


"The ndasmu kuwi restaurant! this is Bianca's house turn on, it's up to us.


Reza looked surprised. "Seriously this cak is Bianca's senior home".


Gw males answered that question from the admiration of cebong no 2.


Gw see cebong no 1 come memorizing with sweat on his forehead.


"Lu why din?abis chased your dog?".


"Not Bim, gw abis try to surround this house, I don't think it's very nice almost I was rough".


I swear that for a long time the same 2 pieces of this frog can be emotional and eat stones gw.


Look at the house gini aja already in awe, gw must be ready for this ambulance it looks at home gw.To be careful if these two cebong I take to Jakarta to the house gw, in case, it's not funny that they immediately fainted and convulsed so clay palace that dad built for my mother.


Do I ask father and mother to wake up the Hospital next to the house?!.!