The Guardians: The Swordsman of the Moon

The Guardians: The Swordsman of the Moon
Drinking tea in Ghost Town.



After making sure everyone was sleeping on the bed and getting the promise of Lady Hu who would order her men to look after everyone, Mo Xian finally agreed to go with Lady Hu somewhere.


It was still on the same path that Mo Xian had crossed while heading towards the village that its inhabitants had abandoned, Riding the horse carriage pulled by the magic foxes even Mo Xian did not feel their wheels treading on the stone, so smooth and easy.


They went back over the bridge, strangely when passing through the stone bridge the atmosphere there was very different from what was seen earlier this afternoon. Lanterns were hung along the bridge and Mo Xian began to see a very crowded city with colorful lanterns adorning the streets and buildings. Even Mo Xian saw so many people bringing life to this city.


The voices of the people clapping rang out, the little ones running around holding fruit candy, the human head b*b* was seen selling apple candy, shouting, "The Tanghulu that I got from the human world has a rich taste with the taste of the human world, I guarantee you will not regret if you buy it from me."


Mo Xian noticed it seemed like the b*b*man was trying to promote his wares. People started to come and buy them, especially children. However, suddenly came the duck man who was shouting disturbingly. "Grandpa-quack! Do not want to be fooled by this fat bab*, he will take the fruit in the cage b*bi filled with dirt. It's an illusion, quack, it's an illusion, quack-quack!"


After saying that, the glittering tanghulu with the sweet crystal of melted sugar turned into a rotten fruit covered in black clay. People who have eaten it vomit, while those who have not eaten it immediately return it and ask for compensation and give a blow to the fat face of a human b*b*.


Now the b*b* fat face becomes a swollen face, even his eyes are almost invisible. However, he could still give an angry look at the still noisy duck.


"What's your problem, we both make a living, why are you bothering me!"


The duck shook its waist and replied. "Grandpa-quack! That's delightful. Week!" And so the duck went away and it read "Kwek! Week! It was an illusion, it was an illusion, take back your money, quack! Week!"


"That son of a bitch is getting crazier every day." Madam Hu sighed and shook her head.


Mo Xian stared and asked what was going on, but Madam Hu just laughed and shook her head, not wanting to tell. However, it turned out that Mo Xian already knew just by looking, this duck actually liked to look for trouble with others because he wanted to seek attention for his merchandise to be bought by the buyer. However, his homemade salted egg was made from a rotten egg, even if any buyer bought it, the duck would be the only one to eat that egg.


"Your merchandise is as rotten as your mouth! Please, somebody take him to a mental institution or our business will be ruined!"


That night Mo Xian saw how the duck was herded alone by hundreds of merchants who had been harmed by its cruel mouth.


Mo Xian did not know whether to laugh or cry. All making a living, the duck does the right thing by uncovering the other merchant's cheating, but he himself turns out to be unaware if he is also cheating by selling rotten eggs.


"I'm telling you it's not a rotten egg, quack, it's a salty, nutritious egg! Week! I made it from the great ancestral recipe, soaking it in salt-mixed mud for a hundred years, the egg was almost the same as the magic pill that could increase your spiritual power Kwek! Even this egg is also able to improve your relationship in bed! Week! Week! Week! I'm not a fraud! Week! I said I'm not a fraud! Week! Week! Week!"


His figure had disappeared, but his voice could still be heard, it reminded Mo Xian of the cartoon figure of a chatty duck on the tv series, a duck that was annoying but could make the person watching laugh.


Maybe it was karma for the duck lord who had cooked his own species egg.


Passing through the city road, Mo Xian saw many things that had not been seen before. Many demonic beasts mingled with humans. However, Lady Hu explained that they are ghosts who do not want to go to the afterlife and still want to have fun in the human world rather than waiting their turn on the wheel of reincarnation.


Madam Hu also explained that they were now in Ghost City, no ordinary human being could enter this city. If someone accidentally enters, that human might not be able to get out of this city like the other three members of Mr. Kong who had also been trapped in this city for two days because they had accidentally entered into the ghost town when the portal opens.


"So the ghost had actually planned to take us down this path to trap us?"


The train they boarded finally stopped while in front of a building that was the largest in the city, even the tallest.


Mo Xian read the nameplate attached at the door.


'House of World Beauty.'


Mo Xian's darkened face immediately understood what the name meant, hundreds of scantily dressed beautiful-faced women, deliberately showing off the whiteness of their thighs and their contained cleavage, putting on a thick face with makeup and lip-brightening, smilingly waving seduces everyone passing by for a drink. Not only were the beautiful women in that place, handsome men with all kinds of body shapes from those with skin as smooth as porcelain with faces that rattled all kinds of creatures, until the kind of male who had a proportional body with a checkered stomach like the underwear model in the previous Mo Xian world also put on a smile and tempted passers-by to drink with them.


Madam Hu saw Mo Xian's already deathly pale face couldn't help but laugh and immediately pulled Mo Xian into the building.


"Aiya, who is this adorable child?" A group of beautiful women in red dresses blocked their path.


"Madam Hu, are you starting to like younger kids now. Hihih."


"Aiya, if this child is a meal I don't want to refuse it either. Hohoho."


Madam Hu waved her hand. "See what you say, this is Young Master Mo from the human world. Don't bother him, he's my guest tonight."


Listening to it, the beautiful woman's hooligan became scared and shrieked.


"Yes, why didn't you say that earlier."


"But, this kid is really adorable, growing up in a few more years and he's going to be the young man that women will be valuing."


Mo Xian's face was already as dark as the bottom of the pot, he saw how those women were actually very happy when teasing him like this. See how they laugh, even Lady Hu is the same.


"Hohoho, she's gonna have a hard time with the girls."


"Ahihihi, even choosing a girl can cause headaches."


"Aahaha."


'Please stop talking about useless things!'


06 October 2020.