The Artificial God

Absurd

Today was very tiring, me, and Mouri continued to train non-stop. I want to be strong, and be the strongest I will not give up. Training like this alone is not enough, it seems like there is something I have to do to test how strong I am, which is by fighting with Mouri.

"Hey Mouri, do you want to fight with me!" I said challenging Mouri while pointing at her confidently that I was the one who would win this fight.

"Are you crazy! I'm so tired of knowing. Aren't you tired? why are you forcing yourself on your face to look pale" said Mouri.

"I know, but I want to be stronger. I don't want to be weak, and belittled by others" said I who inexplicably suddenly I was sad. Though I didn't really involve this with my feelings, but somehow I thought that being weaker than others I would just be a useless person.

"What did Tygruth say back then to make you this way?" mouri.

"This has nothing to do with Tygruth, it's just that I really want to be the strongest" I said as I took a deep breath.

"You. but shouldn't we rest first. We've almost fainted like this tofu! I am no longer strong enough to continue this training. My body trembled, and all limp" said Mouri who could not stand it.

Then I approached the exhausted Mouri, "Alright then. Maybe next time we have to fight, and when that comes, you have to attack me seriously" I said, holding Mouri.

"E-eh!? w-what are you doing!?" said Mouri whose face was red from embarrassment.

"Have been quiet, it seems you will fall unconscious if you step back" I said, bringing her into the house.

Mouri covered her face with her hands, her face looking very red as soon as I carried her. But somehow when I got close to Mouri it felt like it was different from before. I was so embarrassed to meet her before, but somehow all those feelings went away. While such feelings still occur if I meet Elysna.

Brak! suddenly someone broke through the roof of our house, and destroyed it. And it turned out to be our teacher, who was holding Tygruth in his hands. We were very surprised by the arrival of the extremely barbaric teacher, and again what the heck!? why did the teacher bring the sick man here.

"Of everything! looks like we meet again, I brought you a present" said the teacher as he showed Tygruth, who was carrying.

"Oh... O teacher, but why go through the roof?" my words are stupefied.

"Ah about that you can fix it yourself" said our teacher at will.

"Let's be like that. but who's gonna clean up that mess?" mouri.

"Ah...take this..drug I go first!" said the teacher while giving Tygruth to me, and ran as fast as lightning. It seems like the teacher does not want to take responsibility for what he has done to our house.

"Is that really the village leader we've known all along?" my words are still open.

Brak! as soon as I heard Tygruth's words I immediately dropped it from my hands, and I immediately went to my room not to. I also locked the door to my room, "Akh! hey fucking where are you going! take me to the room, and let me sleep! my body still can't move" Tygruth shouted in annoyance.

Bruk! and there came to be a second man who fell, namely Mouri who fell because he was very tired, and finally he fainted. But I don't think he fainted because of that, maybe what caused him to faint was the teacher, because he ruffled our house.

"Hei Mouri hold on! don't die first Mouri! listen to me Mouri! if you see a white light shining brightly, you don't go that way!" scream Tygruth. As soon as I heard Tygruth screaming like that, I went straight out of the room. But when I was trying to get out of the room, I forgot that the door was in the lock, and now I forgot where I put the door.

Then I used my magic power to blow this door open. Duars! a great lightning struck this house, and now the condition of the house is getting worse. It seems that I don't need to destroy this house, damn it because I was so panicked without hesitation I caused even greater trouble.

That's how the absurd day ends badly. The next day when Mouri was awake, she fell unconscious again as soon as she saw the deteriorating state of the house. Surely we all panicked back because Mouri fainted back. This all happened because of one person's fault, that of our obnoxious teacher!.

"Hey is your whole body still immovable?" I asked Tygruth who was sleeping next to me.

"Of course it still can't be moved, you should feel this way" said Tygruth who again made me feel annoyed.

"It seems that in my mind, hmm. You're gonna keep lying like this until you die of rot" I said, scaring him.

"What's!? hey, you're kidding me, aren't you trying to scare me, are you?" said the panicked Tygruth, and his face made me almost laugh. But it seems like it's a lot of fun, and it looks like I need to keep on judging it.

"That's the biggest possibility, because when you're in a coma, Uncle Kyushu talks about your body, which is likely to never heal again for all eternity" I said.

"You're lying, right? I don't want that to happen! you must be lying!" said Tygruth who cried, I was very surprised that he would cry like this. It seems that I was overdoing it, I didn't expect that she would be consumed by my words, and cry like this.

"Eh!? forgive me! I'm just lying about you that you won't be able to heal! it's all just my lie, so stop crying!" I said I panicked.

"Pfft... swahahaha! look at that face of yours, you're so funny! ahaha! shit my stomach hurts hahaha!" tygruth laughed heartily. Oh god.. Can I kill this bastard? I'm so sick of her shitty behavior!. I want to kill her! but you're lucky that you're my fucking friend!.

If you weren't my friend you would have died sadistically by me. I won't even leave behind a single bit of your body, and I will make you feel uneasy even if you're dead!. How dare he try to trick me like that! damn right, I lied to him too.

But... Still my lies did not work for him! and I was lied to back!. Argha! I'd love to scream, "Tygruth, here's a watermelon for you, eat this, and let me live in fucking peace!" I shouted in annoyance while putting a huge watermelon into his mouth.

It seems like today is also a very absurd day for me.