Fake Friend

Lebay

Like I'm a hick, it turns out that's what they like. Meaning your eyes on cataracts. There are also many stylish women like Syahrini, Krisdayanti, Zaskia Gothic, Ayu Ting-Ting, Agnes Mo, Cinta Laura and many others with their clothes that follow the trend and sexy. Not like I don't have a lot of clothes. Everywhere always wear material pants or jeans, even cheap. You can buy expensive clothes during contact with Kak Gilang.

Fate, but I am still grateful for my life because simple life is more fun than excessive living.

My eyes are as bright as a lamp lacking battery, dimming a little. Can't be wide open, I hear their conversation like a bee. Not knowing what the content and purpose is. Understand the parent's conversation. If you talk to your parents, they remember their old days. The ends even remember death. Ah, my charity is still superficial, it needs a lot in the coolies to be able to reach your paradise. Amens...

I saw the clock on the phone at 09:00 p.m., I repeatedly yawned. While Bima's sister who is close to me can connect her Papa talks with my parents, understand old means she. Ngalor ngidul talks do not know where the direction. The end of it has to go to me. Said they can not stand it, the speed of marriage.., there are only them, if you want to scream at me, mbok wait for me to sleep first Mom. I am tired of not having fun with them either.

I got up from my seat, and wanted to step up, suddenly I heard the voice of Soprano Mother with her eyes glaring at me who was about to leave and disrespecting the guests. His mouth was already tearing, peeling because he had a daughter did not have adab.

"Where are you going Sa..., at this hour why would you sleep? accompany me here first," said Mother patting the seat next to her.

" Oh Ma'am., Nisa is very sleepy, there is a father," said I who was not excited because of fatigue.

" Ih, this is said there is no gourmand," said Mother who was already emotional while muttering my thighs.

"Oh Ma!! Sick..," my screams that were given a small pinch on my forehead.

" It's okay Nin.., Nisa might be sleepy really, let her rest," said Mr. Lecturer who made me cheer for pleasure. If I'm not ashamed I've jumped up and down and rolled on the ground. I'd like to try out the sickening killer lecturer. If this was in the field I'd already muter-muter dance tik tok right.

Mr. Lecturer pretentious-sweet mouth but tomorrow insinuating myself on campus, is tired. Paste me where you're talking. Today is soft, tomorrow must be scary. Especially if there is a lecturer class, which is a subscription to go forward that I-I only, what I am as a human trial.

If you want to kill slowly is not the same time sir.., I also have a human feeling of annoyance and anger. Some say that if the Lecturer tells us-we are the ones who go forward, that's a sign that the Lecturer loves us. Wrong.that's for me. That's called fooling. When is the other turn. I'm the only one who wants to be smart.

" Nisa. ," Kak Bima's voice was heard calling me, I turned around and saw Kak Bima who was walking closer.

" Yes, Brother" I said as if astonished by his attitude.

" Happy birthday yes, this is a gift from Big Brother, may you live a long life and stay healthy always," said Kak Bima with a sincere smile issued a small black Box. Decorate the ribbon on it and unique shape.

" Thank you, sister, may Bima more and more cheered her provision and quickly get a mate, oouah.maaf yes Kak Nisa sleepy, oouah...Nisa stay yes brother..,"I yawn in front of Brother Bima.

Actually it was my acting so I could avoid them. If not that way, I'll keep holding me back.

I entered the house, and I saw a pile of gifts in the living room. New gift until after Maghrib time, delivered by Kak Andre's men. Bang Raga who was sitting in the living room was busy watching TV, he glanced at me who was looking at my gifts. I approached the gifts and opened a unique gift from Kak Bima that I just received. Bang raga was curious, but Kepo. I pulled the ribbon and opened the box.

" Ye.. got an expensive watch, the latest output, know my favorite Bima sister, ups.aku kecelosan, I look forward scared Bima brother heard my very strong scream. Bima is still on the terrace.

I took another Gift from Brother Andre, I opened the blue Box. What it is is is not heavy. I ripped the package.

" Ye her watch is cool again, my new watch has two," I cried loudly while jumping up and down, until Mother glanced at me who was in the living room.

" Woi is noisy, it can be a proud thing," cried Raga because she also did not feel at home hearing my cry.

" Say I'm envious of Nisa because until now no one has given my birthday brother, wek..," said I who insinuated Bang Raga and showed off my tongue to him.

" Bang bantuin dong, so many of these cards," I said asking for his help.

" From Brother, has Adek opened what yet?," asked Raga to me.

" Not yet.., which card is, I don't look anyway," said the curious.

" That's the red of Dek..," said Raga, who showed a large red gift box.

" Ih...great, what is the content,"tanyaku put suspicion on the gift given Bang Raga.

" Look at Deck..," answered Raga with a chuckle.

My heart thumped when I opened the Gift from Bang Raga, eng....

The srek!

The srek!

The sound of a torn gift cover that I just torn. The cadet wrapped his card neatly less neatly. Up in the pita-pitain. It was received even on the cover. No more feelings. Succeeded work.

" Yes!!!! Pillow, pillow bang.." I said in amazement.

" Well, your pillow stinks, so it's time to change" said Bang Raga, who withered me with a sly smile.

" Let it be a sacred pillow, do not interfere with Nisa's pillow, if there is nothing, I can't sleep, you want Bang Raga to hear me whine at midnight, you know, if I cry in the middle of the night even in the dwarves of people there is a kuntilanak sound, Kuntilanak find a rotten pillow. Aren't you afraid to hear Nisa's cry in the middle of the night?" asked me who tried to threaten Bang Raga to think about the risks.

" Ah, dek already..you want to," said the frightened Raga.

The ringing sound of my phone rang, stamped on the phone in the name of my future husband.

" Ahemm," I quickly ran to the room leaving Bang Raga and the piles of gifts still scattered.

" Woi go where Dek is!!!, this has not been played just yet," shouted Raga who was upset to be helped even in staying.

" Patience yes, sister, prospective husband calling," said I who smiled as sweetly as possible and had arrived at the door of the room.

Chequek!

Quickly locked it back so that nothing interfered, right on the call from Kak Gilang the second time, I just picked up.

" Hello...Assalamualaikum Brother,"

" Wa'alaikum Salam Candidate My Wife, how long darling pick up the phone, what else?,"

" Do you want to know or do you want a guest?,"

" A secret play, yang... Brother Miss you know.Tomorrow to meet Yuk, Brother tomorrow comes to the house huh..,"

" But Nisa tomorrow there's Kak's class...,"

"From 08:00 am to 11:00 pm,"

" Tomorrow Brother will pick up Yang...,"

"Whatever,"

" Video dong Yang, "

" Why Brother, we'll see you tomorrow,"

" Yes meet, but Brother Miss, for a second can not find a sense of what day to wait tomorrow, please Yang.., turn on the data Yang...,"

" It's ah males, no package,"

"Yes Allah Yang.pelitnya, the money that you transfer to buy a mobile phone store can also be. Buy a package that cannot. Alesan this must be, That's it. said the prospective husband does not want to obey, look out tomorrow, Brother love your punishment,"

"Ih...nothing has given you punishment, what is the punishment?,"

" There deh, Yang..please live the data Yang,"

" But cry...,"

"That's you Yang.., don't love Big Brother,"

From far away Mama Gilang heard the saying - people talk. He wondered who Gilang was talking to. His way of speaking was very gentle and very spoiled. It turns out that his son is very bucin, Gilang in the office is very firm like his Papa. Same his wife even lebay.

" Deck..dek...,"

" Yes Kak, what the hell, Silang Gilang spoiled really,"

When he was talking to Nisa, Mama Gilang approached Gilang in the Park. Her mother wanted to disturb her son.

" Ahemm, who's Lang,"

" No Ma.., Mama interfered, this is my future wife Lho Ma...,"

" Oh that's Nisa, think there's another girl, if there's Mama tell Nisa to find a guy who's more handsome than you,"

I who heard Kak Gilang talk with his mother felt disturbed. Did Iya Kak Gilang have a girlfriend again. Thank goodness her mother defended me more.

"H this mama, must have heard this Nisa, misunderstand her later, dikirain I have another girl, if she sulks how Gilang persuaded her ma..

" Here's your phone, Mama wants to talk to Mama's future daughter-in-law,"

"Yes, Mama This is a Disruptive Me..,"

Mama Gilang quickly took Gilang's phone which was still in hand.

" Hello Nisa..,"

" Yes Tan..Uh Ma...,"

"Tomorrow Mama Pick up yes with Gilang, Mama want to take you to Mama's Boutique

Later all Mama want to teach you to manage Mama's Boutique,"

"God willing Ma...,"

" Have a break, tomorrow we'll have to go to college, Mama's dead on her cell phone.Sa..., ***..,"

Gilang immediately snatched the cellphone that was still held by his mother who wanted to close the conversation with Nisa.

" Ma, do not close Ma, Gilang is not satisfied to talk to Nisa," said Gilang to his mother.

" Ah, you will meet with Nisa tomorrow,". said Mama Gilang who was very surprised by the behavior of her son.

"Ih, this mama never young, disturb people, there disturb Papa aja Ma...,"

" Papa you are busy," said Mama Gilang who ketus, from the tone of her speech Mama Gilang like to be noticed by her Papa.

" Hello.., hello....Nisa...," well dead his phone This is because this Mama.ih sebel," Gilang nagged because when his longing has not been reciprocated, the battery of his phone turned out to be exhausted.

Gilang phone ran out of power because it forgot to carger. Finally he laid his body on his soft bed. But until midnight his eyes also did not want to be closed. Cranky messy In the room, With his sneaky idea, want to disturb his mom and Dad who often do.

Geck!

Geck!

" Ma opens Ma," Gilang calls while knocking on her Mama's room door.

" Well, what's wrong, Lang." replied Papa Gilang, who had just laid down his body beside his wife. He had to open the door for his son.

Cklek!

Gilang quickly went into Papa's and Mama's room. She immediately threw herself in the middle of Mama And Her Papa while hugging her Mama who had fallen asleep behind her.

" O.bocah crazy, disturb people to sleep, already want to have a wife was still asking for kelon with his mother, failed to ask for his ration," said Papa Gilang who was upset about his son's behavior.

While Gilang who had entered the blanket Papa smiled widely and pretended to sleep. Gilang felt victorious because he had pranked his Papa, finally his Papa succumbed to sleeping on the sofa. His father understood that Gilang was so, surely he could not sleep in his room. His behavior has often been done while in London, it was felt when he was very long with his future wife, making it difficult to sleep.

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