The Not To Be Regrettable

37. In-law Visits

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Lidiya entered the Lingga house and the situation there still seemed lonely. He then glanced at the wall clock on the wall. The time has shown at half-seven, but there are still no signs of Lingga or Vallery activity.

Lidiya clucked while shaking her head. He then walked up the stairs to Lingga's room.

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Impatiently, Lidiya knocked on the door of Lingga's room.

"Linga! The Vallery! Awake you! Do not challenge the newlyweds so the work continues to be ngamar. It's noon!" lidiya shouted emotionlessly, "astaga! These guys are really."

With a bit of ogah-ogahan, Lingga finally woke up and opened the door. His hair still looks disheveled, even his eyes look still reluctant to open.

"Why the hell, Mom?" lingga protests while scratching his neck, with both eyes narrowed.

"Why? Wake up, it's noon," said Lidiya.

"It's Sunday, Mom."

"Keep if sunday why?"

"Yes, I can wake up in the afternoon."

"Geez, what time was it last night? Your wife is pregnant again, do not be invited to 'play' the same stay up late. Moreover, she is still pregnant young, the content is not too strong. It's not-don't Vallery was bleeding yesterday because you kept ajakin, right?" accuse Lidiya with both eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"What the hell, Mom? How to become a Lingga that is not?" lingga protest did not accept, he clucked and left his mother down the stairs. Shortly after, Lidiya tailed behind him.

"Where are you going?"

"Take a drink, thirsty dreadin mom nagging on. Why did you come here?"

"You check your guys. What servant of yours?"

"Not come yet, it's noon." The phallus then walks towards the kitchen, opens the refrigerator door and pulls out a bottle of mineral water from inside.

"Whose morning will it be?"

"Bikin' it yourself."

Lidiya's expression turned sparkling. "Your wife can cook?"

"It's simple."

"What can it be?"

"Fry the egg, make the toast, make a sandwich," said Lingga after sipping his mineral water, he closed the bottle again and put it in the refrigerator.

"The simplest thing like fried rice can't?"

The phallus chose to be silent and not answer.

"It can't be allowed to."

"Mom," called Lingga with a pleading expression, "Vallery is too young. She's pregnant too. Mother do not macem the same wife Lingga yes, if you dare, Lingga will not stay silent."

Lidiya looked at Lingga with her cynical gaze. "You think mother, stepmother."

The phallus shrugged both of its shoulders simultaneously. "That Mother-in-law could be more fierce than stepmother," he said casually, this successfully made him get a sweet blow from the mother, "sick, Mom," protested later.

Lidiya. "Wake your wife there. I'm gonna talk."

"What are you talking about?" ask Lingga kepo.

"Wake up there!" Lidiya encourages the body of the Linga to leave the kitchen immediately, "let me make breakfast for you. You guys got any leftover rice yesterday?"

"Your wife is pregnant again, where full you love your diet menu!" Lidiya clucked while shaking her head, "it's better that from tomorrow you stay with Mother. Let me monitor you guys more freely."

The phallus raised both his eyebrows did not understand. "meaning?"

"Yes, let me help you take care of your wife."

"What do you mean Mom? Lingga offended loh, the effect Lingga can not take care of his own wife."

"Udah, get your wife up there!"

The phallus shook then pulled one of the chairs and sat there. "Let's take a break, it's Sunday, ma'am. Lega was at best when Sunday disturbed sleep." he turned to the mother, "not to cook, Mom?"

"Have your wife learn to cook, tell her to take that course." Lidiya put down her tote bag and approached towards the refrigerator. Open the refrigerator and take out various cooking ingredients from inside, "there you cook the rice. Let me cook the side dishes and vegetables. Is this your wife with allergies?"

The phallus then stood up from its seat and approached towards the mother. "What do you want to cook?"

"What do you ask?"

"Masakin aja for Very, Lingga later want breakfast oatmeal with yogurt alone." The phallus approaches the refrigerator and pulls the yogurt out of it. Then he sat back in his chair and started to enjoy the yogurt.

"Are you not eating at noon?"

"Easy, there will be a delivery" said Lingga with his leisure, "he then bribed his yogurt back.

"You are married, prospective father, should be more efficient dong. You think that mauling a wife with that child doesn't need big money? Don't waste you, any delivery. Less effisins."

"At least guaranteed his health, ma'am. Health is more expensive than anything." The phallus then stands up and throws away its former yogurt, "Mom, the Linga is still sleepy, can you sleep again?"

Emotionally, Lidiya directly hit her eldest son. "Just kid! You tell mom to cook while you want to go to bed? You think your mother is your maid?"

Linga rubbed the former arm hit by the mother. He looked at his mother flatly and said, "Yes, if that's why I'm going home. Linga wants to go to sleep."

"Good God, my God! You dare to push me?"

Still with his flat face Lingga shook his head. "No, just give Mom a choice. Linga really sleepy, Mom, semalem abis overtime."

"Who told you to use the show overtime, your wife is pregnant young, Lingga! Remember that! Do not be selfish, later if why the same wife with your child how? You want responsibility?"

This time the phallus clucked. "That's not that overtime, ma'am. But really overtime in the real sense."

"Whatever! I don't care."

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Vallery squirmed as he stretched his body. Glanced at the alarm clock beside him, it was seven o'clock past fifteen minutes. He's misfortune. Though the plan he wants to wake up at seven o'clock exactly. Previously, Lingga and Vallery did agree to wake up during the day on Sunday, so neither Lingga nor himself should wake each other.

With a heavy heart, he then woke up and tidied up his bed. After that, he went into the bathroom, washed his face and brushed his teeth. After feeling much fresher, he then went out of the room. Ogled Lingga room, still tightly closed. Then he decided to go down.

He could not help his surprised expression when he reached the kitchen and found the mother-in-law - in her fashionable clothes -. But, in their kitchen. Vallery's heart jumped from its place. Panic and nervousness were felt.

"Oh my goodness, Mother? How's Mom cooking?"

Vallery hurriedly approached Lidiya and kissed the back of the mother-in-law's hand.

"Where is Mas Lingga? You been a long time?" Vallery looked around him, some of the cooking was ready, it made him even more embarrassed, "why is Vallery not built anyway? I know so that Vallery can help."

Lidiya smiled. "No papa, you're pregnant. Oh, I'm done."

"Sorry Vallery yes, ma'am," Vallery regretted, an unpleasant feeling clearly visible on his face.

"Mom said no papa ya no papa. I get it."

"Thank you, Mom."