The Not To Be Regrettable

15. Meet Candidate-in-Law

As soon as they reached the public cemetery that Vallery mentioned, they immediately got out of the car after Lingga parked his car. They did not go hand in hand, Vallery took the lead while Lingga just tailed behind him while looking around. He almost hit Vallery because he did not pay attention to the road.

"Sorry."

Very nodded understandably. "We have arrived. This is my Mama's grave," she said as soon as she reached her Mama's tomb.

The phallus remained silent for a moment and began to tidy up its appearance. "Hello, Auntie, I'm Lingga Vallery's future husband." The phallus then introduces itself with a little awkwardness and a face that looks a little tense.

Vallery smiled and whispered, "You don't have to be tense or afraid, I can guarantee you won't even get a slap."

The phallus snorts sebal. "This is the first time I've met your mom." He then squatted next to the tomb.

Very thought for a moment. "But you didn't really meet him."

"But to me this is a meeting" Lingga replied with a look, because he had crouched down while Vallery was still standing from earlier, "what are you doing. Come on, sit down and pray for Mama."

Vallery immediately amazed. "Well, how lithe is your mouth calling Mama?"

The phallus looked indifferent while shrugging both of its shoulders simultaneously. Vallery laughed and sat down next to Lingga. Then the two began to pray fervently.

"Hi, Ma," said Vallery after he finished praying, "sorry, yes, Vallery rarely comes here. Mama how are you doing there?" His eyes began to look glassy, he continued his story.

"Vallery's fine, Papa's fine too." Mangguk

it was as if he had heard the answer from his mother. "Papa's love?" He thought for a moment and nodded back, "like they're fine too, Ma. They even intend to get married. Mama is not papa, right? Very sad at first, Ma. Vallery was disappointed because Papa did not try to ask Vallery's opinion first, but now it looks like Vallery would not want to have to approve them, because Very need the blessing of Papa."

The cry of Veryy this time was completely broken. The phallus that was beside him, automatically immediately embraced his shoulder. A gentle swipe he gave, hoping to calm Vallery down even if just a little.

"Ma, sorry Vallery for upsetting Mama and Papa. Very wrong, Ma, sorry Vallery. Very promise, this run out will not be naughty, but help Very so that Papa would apologize Veryery, Ma, Very afraid." Feeling not strong, Vallery finally chose to immerse his head in the chest of the phallus. With a swift movement, Lingga immediately embraced Vallery's body.

"I'll take responsibility, Auntie. Aunty need not worry, I will take good care of your daughter. I will learn to love him, I will be loyal to him, and I will not betray him no matter what. I promise, Auntie. Please my blessing to marry Aunt's daughter."

Vallery was quite surprised by the sentence that Lingga had just uttered. He looked up at the man's face, trying to find a lie on the bule's face but he did not find it.

"I made a promise in front of your Mama, Vallery. I'm serious about what I said just now, you can hold my words just now. So, let's get married and both learn to be good parents."

Vallery lunged in confusion, reflexively distancing his body from the clutches of Lingga and hurriedly stood up. He looks very nervous.

"Don't mess with your words, Lingga. I don't like."

The phallus slightly tilted its head to look at Vallery's nervous expression. The corners of his lips formed a smile.

"Why? Did your heart start pounding after hearing my words?" god Lingga.

At that instant Vallery's face looked flushed. "What the hell are you talking about? Don't ngaco! Come on, hunt us home!" Without much thought he immediately left his Mama's tomb just like that.

The phallus could not hold its laughter. Moreover, as he shouted to her, the girl looked indifferent and continued walking even without turning her head. All he did was wave one hand.

"Vallery seems to be misbehaving, Auntie. He went home first without saying goodbye, so I'll replace Vallery to say goodbye. We're coming home, Auntie, we promise to visit often. We will take care of our health. And as for what I said, I'm really serious about everything. Please bless us and help us get through this. I know, my mistake was pretty fatal, but let me make up for it." The phallus then stood up and left the tomb just like that. Following Vallery who had entered his car.

"Why did you not say goodbye to your mother first? Why did you go away?"

Vallery refused to look towards the Linga. "Bodo very, don't ask me. The streets!"

"You're asking me to walk?" Lingga pretended to put on his surprised face. This is able to make Vallery immediately turn to him with his regretful gaze.

"The car, Lingga!" exclamation Very emotion. He crossed his arms and turned his face out the window.

"Mas," correction Lingga, started to start his car and drove it away from the parking area near the tomb, "remember, Very! I'm your husband-to-be, and our age difference is quite far away" she continued.

"Who wants to marry you?"

"You are."

"No."

"But you can't refuse, Very."

"Why is that? I have a right yes, and I can refuse whenever I want."

The phallus smiled disdainfully. "But I'm sure you won't."

Vallery. "I think you're overconfident, Om."

"Omm?" parrot Lingga was offended, "didn't you go too far?"

With his innocent face, Vallery shook his head. "Our age is 15 years, if Om forgets."

"Vallery, stop calling me Om! Or I'll kiss you!" threaten Lingga start to growl.

"I?"

"You started calling me Om" said Lingga, not to lose.

"Okay, no problem."

"You're abstaining from me, Vallery?"

"Yes" said Vallery confidently.

"okay." Lingga nodded in agreement, he began to pull his car over in a rather quiet place.

"Linga, what do you want?" ask Valery to start panicking.

The phallus is thinking. "I'll make you remember our hot night."

Both of Vallery's eyeballs glared perfectly. "What?!"it's like panic, "here?"

"We can try it here, right?"

"No! You crazy?!" Vallery panicked when Lingga's body began to approach him, "okay, okay! I'll give it up, I call you Mas!"

The phallus instantly distanced his body from Vallery's body. "Are you sure you don't want to repeat it?"

"Yes, isn't it, we can find another place, right?" Valerie's face still looked a little nervous.

Lingga mangguk-mangguk agree. "So, are we going straight to the hotel?"

"Huh?"

"Didn't you suggest looking somewhere else?"

"It's not. I mean, we can. uh, no, I mean..."

The phallus suddenly snapped and scrambled Vallery's hair. "I was just kidding. You don't need to be that sweet, I promise you I won't do it before we're officially married." He returned to his seatbelt and began to drive his car back.

Beside him Very seemed to sigh in relief. "You made me sting, Mom."

The phallus smiled with satisfaction. "That's my goal." He turned to Vallery, "I like the way I call him that. Maintain it!"

"Where are we going, by the way? Don't you want me to come home?"

"Later. After you met my mother."

"What?!"

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The palms of Vallery felt cold sweat suddenly, after Lingga told him that he would be invited to his parents' house. He was nervous amazing.

"Yuk, down!" said Lingga after opening the door for Vallery.

"But we have arrived, Vallery, and we'd better get in" said Lingga trying to persuade him, "if waiting for you to be ready, it will be a long time. While our time is not much, our babies can not wait too long. Go, in! No papa, everything's gonna be fine. I guarantee you."

Still with his reluctant face, Very then shook his head. "No. It's too soon for me to meet your mother, Mas."

Lingga smiled when he heard Vallery again calling him 'Mas'. His heart feels warm. God, it seems like he hasn't felt this way in a long time

"Why smile?" ketus Very upset.

Linga shook. "I'm glad you started calling me 'Mas'," he said, "it feels like weed. Make an addiction."

Vallery snorted annoyed. "You're an ex-wearer?"

Linga laughs. "No. It's just a parable, Vallery."

"I'm not ready yet" Vallery said, "it's too soon."

Linga breathed. "Vallery, the flow that happens between us is indeed fast. Everything went very fast and felt like a sudden moment. Don't you feel we're demoting?"

"But. I'm scared."

"With?"

"What if your mother doesn't like me? How-"

"Come, come down and I'll make sure that doesn't happen" cut the phallus while holding Vallery's palm, taking the girl out of the car.

Hearing the tone of Lingga's speech that sounded quite convincing, inevitably he finally got down from the car and tailed behind Lingga with resignation.

Lingga let out a short sigh and stopped his footsteps, the next second he turned around, so that made Vallery hit his chest because he was not too focused on his path.

"Ouch!" Vallery complained while rubbing his forehead that hit Lingga's chest, the girl then raised her face and looked at Lingga with an annoyed look. "why not tell me if you want to stop suddenly?" pissed off.

"Sorry," said Lingga. "sick?" ringisnya.

"Yes," said Very Judes. However, he was still very upset by this man's own attitude.

"Some of you are also wrong, why the road is not observed in front of you," replied Lingga did not want to lose.

Vallery then looked at the fierce Lingga. "Who am I like this?"

Linga scratched her head confused. "Who is it?"

"Know it. Come on, manhunt in and let's finish it!" take Vallery while pulling the arm of Lingga impatiently.

"Why now so impatient like this," kekeh Lingga resigned withdrawn Vallery.

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"Mother! Assalamualaikum! Linga bring pesenan mother nih," exclaimed Lingga when entering the house of his parents.

Beside him, again Vallery gave his sharp gaze. He was increasingly upset because he was called the order of his mother Lingga. Just yummy! Why is Lingga so annoying today? Is this really the true nature of the Linga? If so, it is clear that he should regret that he will spend the rest of his life with this man. Oh gosh.

"Sit down first, Vallery," said Lingga told Vallery to sit on the sofa, while he rushed to find his mother's whereabouts.

The phallus then climbed the stairs with a little step running while shouting to call his mother.

"Mom, Mommy!"

"Why the hell, yell? You think Mom's house is a forest. Why come here in broad daylight, tumbenan?" Lidiya came out of her room with an annoyed and astonished facial expression.

"Till bring you the gift you asked for yesterday."

"What's? A daughter-in-law for Mom?"

The phallus nodded as a sign of answer.

"Seriously?"

Linga nodded. "Yes. Yuk, come down now. The man is downstairs."

"Now so?" lidiya asked with both eyes squinting in surprise, "you're not lying to me anymore right?"

Lega said nothing, he just pulled Lidiya's hand and invited his mother to immediately go down the stairs.

"Where, Mom?" asked Lingga while looking towards Lidiya, "beautiful right?"

Lidiya was surprised not to play. What kind of joke is his son playing at the moment? Reflexively he stopped his footsteps and glared sharply at Lingga.

"He's a mother-in-law?" whispered Lidiya slowly, afraid that such a prospective daughter-in-law heard her voice.

Linga nodded confidently.

Plaque!

With all his might, Lidiya struck Lingga's shoulder hard. "You kidding?" angry annoyance.

Luckily they were still on the rungs so Vallery might not hear their quarrel.

"Why? Very pretty and also very sweet. She's also from a distinguished family, I don't need to be ce-"

Plaque!

Once again Lidiya hit the shoulder of the Linga. His emotions felt up to the crown. His head suddenly dizzy in the face of the behavior of his eldest son.

"Not that problem. Compared to being Mom's daughter-in-law, she's better suited to be your ponakan. You want to be suspected of being a fedophile?" nagging Lidiya with a little whisper. He was worried that nagging with a loud voice would be heard by the girl.

"The money is just numbers, ma'am. The important thing is Lingga want to be the same Valery, continue Vallery want the same Lingga. That's it, why do people want to talk?"

Lidiya sighed in frustration. "But the girl is too young, Linga. You understand that no, right?"

With her innocent face, Linga shook her head.

"Geez!" lidiya's sigh is getting frustrated.

Linga ignored the mother's annoyance, she then led Lidiya somewhat immediately down the stairs.

"Mom, meet him Veryery, Lingga's future wife. Valle, know this is my mother."

As soon as he got below, Lingga immediately introduced Veryery to his mother. Vallery immediately stood up and greeted Lidiya, not forgetting he immediately kissed the back of Mother Lingga's hand.

Lidiya smiled awkwardly while nodding. He then glanced at Lingga and Vallery in turn and asked, "You're just dating?"

Linga clucking. "Mom, I told Vallery my future wife, it's obvious that we're getting married."

"You kidding?!"

"What's a typekal phallus that likes to joke, Mom?"

"But, Linga..." Lidiya was at a loss for words.

Suddenly silent atmosphere.

"Vallery is pregnant with Lingga's child, Mom," said Lingga suddenly.

"WHAT?!" let Lidiya cry out in surprise. His eyes glared sharply at Lingga, as if he wanted to skin his eldest son alive.

God, what kind of ordeal is this God? Inner Lidiya was frustrated as well as angry.

Tbc,