Not Ready to Get Married (Bad Boy VS Good Girl)
Season 4 Part 16
Physical and spiritual lessons are very idolized by some students. Besides not having to be in class, we also do not need to deal with the name of the book. This lesson requires a lot of physical activity. Before doing the main physical activity we have to warm up. The usual trio of absrudes set an example up front, not because our style was right but because we were the ones most excited about exercising.
Just look at the fakboy gang instead of gymnastics even fun sedain the prettiest girl in our class, but different from Axel who tetep cool, understand the refrigerator tuh carried on to keep it cool, not to mention the mukbang gang who exercise like a sambet. Understand they are all fat, exercising the only way to throw bad fat, this again candy gang, gymnastics or children, really compact clothes wear colorful ribbons, be careful grubbing, be careful, people want to go through it so hard.
"How much are you so excited about it, you want seven dozen? let's eat some free chicken noodles, huh?" ask Ami.
"No, but let my brain wake up from its long slumber, from today it has to work, it can't meditate on it" I replied.
"Udah asked Mr. Doctor to give worm medicine just so that the top tuh brain," suggested Dodo.
"Yes yes, stupid me, taking worm medicine for the brain, the drug to the buttocks and the buttocks connection to the brain using what?" my many.
"Wear the rope neatly, cheap is not expensive, the load is also dapet," said Dodo.
"This is a bego person fooled by crazy people, equally not connected," said Ami.
"Emang lo have a Mi solution?" ask Dodo.
"Living dead mak lo's feet all day while continuing to apologize, abis tuh drink water soaking is guaranteed," replied Ami.
"Warranted what Mi? pinter keeps graduating with the best grades?" I'm excited about Ami's advice, which looks serious.
"Dijamin muntaber, you inget your sins, immediately deh lo penitent nasuha to die with husnul khotimah," replied Ami.
"Alhamdulillah dapet hidayah before he died" replied Dodo.
"What is trying to do with the brain top cer, your solution is kok serem yes, just want the brain pinteran little, not grandiose really," I said.
"Ha ha ha." Ami and Dodo laughed. Understandably they have been used to give ideas that are extraordinary, sometimes until space is discussed even though only discuss the brutu on the chicken buttocks initially, even lead to aliens and how to eradicate it.
Physical lessons this time are heavy, not because we have to run marathons or jump high but have to hold each other. It's good for the weight balanced between the one being carried and the one carrying but the problem is that being carried fat, I really object.
"The hunt is losing us," said Ami.
"Where do you want to hunt, how much do you weigh Mi? pick your arms, "I replied.
"60 kilos, little is still sexy said Axel," replied Ami.
"Sexy? from the straws are also stifled tuh your body," I said.
"Ha ha ha, this is just a figure of speech, beautiful is fat, it's a general secret, if fat people are full of happiness, always diuber-uber salesman, femeskan?" ami.
"You are Ami" I said.
Next to me Axel is a Dodo. Pity that the handsome mouthwash Dodo who rarely brush his teeth, where the breakfast is cranky again.
"Axel, hi," I said kindly to Axel who was pouting around holding Dodo.
"Lemot I told you not to be pretentious, lest there be any gossip between me and you," said Axel. He was so scared of being gossiped with me. Tar was thought to be the father of my son sometime huh.
"I don't know Xel, muah" said Ami flirtatious to Axel. Continuously launched a sweet temptation on Axel despite being tainted many times.
Axel was silent. Pouty. He doesn't like me to reprimand him, maybe he doesn't want to be exposed to the absurd richness of the three of us.
Finally we got to the finish too, I pat, sleep in the grass. Really, Ami's sling drained my energy, I tried to check my brain condition recently, all of a sudden the rust was so clean no more slow.
"Chemical formula, water H2O, ethanol C2H5OH, glucose C6H12O6, carbon dioxide CO2, bla ..bla .. bla," I recall the chemical formula of the compound.
"You're starting to memorize slow" Axel said to me.
I turned towards Axel who was standing in front of me, I immediately got up and sat down.
"Yes dong, this morning memorizing in the toilet," I replied.
Axel smiled thinly. Maybe I am funny this time.
"Drink now" said Axel thrusting mineral water for me. No need to ask me a lot directly. Rarely is Axel good to me.
"Thank you Xel" I said. Very nice of him. What is possible because lately we often meet and together.
"Don't think I'm good with you slow" Axel said. He was afraid that I would regard his kindness this time as an early form of closeness between us.
"Yes know," I said.
I'll drink that mineral water right away. Not all I drink until it runs out, from the heat of thirst. Luckily Axel gave me a drink in the moment I needed one.
"Tumben lo menggapalin slow, also usual selling abis sports chips?" ask Axel.
"Today I told you I wanted to get out of school, ab ...." My mouth is directly in the same mineral water bottle sumpel Axel.
"Diem yes, I've lost, don't let people know it's my brother," said Axel. He threatened me again. Both brother's sisters were oppressor types. Really sucks.
I'm nodding. Immediately Axel removed his hand from the bottle of mineral water.
"Gue teach you, every time you go home from school do not go home first" said Axel.
"Alhamdulillah, thank you very much Xel, do not be happy to have to hire a tutor tutoring is expensive, eating is still suspended, let alone to pay teachers tutoring," I said. Not bad, even though Axel often oppressed behind all that he was good.
"But inget, do not stove or bring this matter, I will not teach you again," said Axel.
"Every Boss," I said.
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While carrying Bobo I went home to a land crocodile. Don't forget my mouth commits to say complicated formulas. It feels like the brain continues to spin and reset the formula.
"Why are you coming home so late, boy?" asked Albern who was sitting on the sofa.
"Astagfirullah, there is an angel of death" I replied surprised to see the dictator glaring at me.
"What did you say, boy?" ask Albern.
"It was a religious lesson, again discussing the angel of death, he said that playboy or playin girls, his death continues to be tortured in the grave, last to hell," I replied.
"What did you say?" tanyanya.
"Also Boss," I said, then ran away holding Bobo. Albern couldn't take it, he was after me. I immediately went upstairs, went into my room and locked it. I put Bobo in bed. My breath is still running.
"Death to me, the land crocodile must have been very angry earlier," I said.
"But I'm a laper so, it hasn't eaten, yet" I said.
Suddenly the smell of food was smelling from my room. My stomach is getting rattled.
"So much smell, laper," I said, holding my stomach.
"I want to eat, who knows if there is food, the cruel must have eaten earlier, who knows there is leftover food for me" I said.
I opened my room door. It turns out that the land crocodile deliberately put a roast chicken in front of my door to get me out. Sure enough he caught me.
"Although my Lord," I said.
"Because you're a boy, please speak yes" Albern said.
"We're at peace?" my many.
"What do you want to offer?" ask Albern.
"What if I cook?" my many.
"Small girl like you must be the food is not good," said Albern.
"Truely, how do I escape from this land crocodile," my inner self.
I'm trying to figure out what this crocodile might like.
"What if we eat spicy? I'm good at cooking instant noodles with lots of chili," I said.
"You want to prank me again?" ask Albern.
"Son, it's purely an eating race" I replied.
I'm at least eating. My stomach is hungry.
"Okay" replied Albern.
Me and the land crocodile sat in a chair preparing to race to eat spicy noodles, said Bi Tuti.
"Haah is very sad," complained Albern.
"It seems like a land crocodile is not used to wallowing in a pile of chili, rasain," my inner self.
"Would you not care, lest you cheat?" Albern.
"You need a tucker?" my many.
Albern immediately pulled out my noodle bowl, he swapped it for his noodle bowl. He started eating my noodles.
"Haaaah, very sad, severe," said Albern increasingly spiciness. She held her warm lips.
"Remember, you can't drink before it runs out" I said.
"Damn," cried Albern.
Albern to stir the pesesesan, to mention the names of so many girls.
"Basar crocodile again pesesesan inget girls," chirped me.
"What did you say, boy?" ask Albern.
"Son, she's upset, isn't she?" I answered while grimacing.
Finally I won this race, don't ask Albern where, he's been sitting on the toilet yet out. It's good I took him out of my life today. Mumpung Albern does not exist, I eat anything as much as possible. Cakes, bread, fruit, snacks, dishes on the dining table, and ice cream. Everything is delicious, make a slap. Good thing Bi Tuti is good, he CS-an is the same as me.
"Non this is all you buy, usually you never shop, this time he's shopping all this, maybe because there is Non in this house, usually he told Auntie," said Bi Tuti.
"Correct? that cruel creature?" my inner.
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